A/N: Yes Yes Isekai bullshit again YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL

Marry me.

More seriously, I'm down bad for this game, so here we go!

???: I'M GONNA REACH FOR THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! ALTHOUGH I'M FALLING FROM THE SKY!

The person that was currently falling from the sky was none other than Y/N L/N, a young man of the age of yes that choke on air and died, but got isekai'd because fuck you

He was free falling from the sky, and landed in a poll of water, that saved his life

But it wasn't that deep, so he hit his head still, and hold it in pain

Y/N: DEAR LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PAIN?! 

Holding his head in pain, he didn't noticed things walking to him, growling

Y/N: Ah fuck I knew I shouldn't have choke on this air! My hair hurt now

Hearing a howl, Y/N turn around, and see sort of dogs walking to him, hungry

Y/N: The fuck you guys want?

They growled, as one of them jumped in front of Y/N

He did the most logical thing of all

Run? No

Dodge? No

He kicked it in it's mouth, and assumed his stance

That was him shoving his fist forward, and jumping around

Y/N: You can't beat me bitch, You're just a dog!

He then heard a giant growl, behind him, and see a giant dog with 2 heads

Y/N: Bootleg Cerberus let's go!

It roared at him, but Y/N only turned his back at him, and farted

Y/N: Got farted on dipshit!

The bootleg cerberus was stunned for a few seconds, as Y/N started to run away

Running in the middle of nowhere, chased by mutant dogs that wanted to eat him, Y/N only had 1 theme in his head playing

https://youtu.be/HOdsVMSoBg0

Y/N: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!

Running away from the dogs, Y/N saw a small place where he could hide, and decided to!

Not go there yet and just run

Hey he's having fun at least

When he had enough fun, he hide in the place, and see he was in a mine

Y/N: Minecraft all over again. Find diamond, Nether, then kill the dragon, I'm a pro at this

He spotted a weapon, that was a basic sword, as he took it in hand

Y/N: Hmm........ Nah

He tossed it away, and decided to move forward, before he heard the dogs again

Y/N: I changed my mind, I take the weapon

Turning around, he saw 2 dogs growling at him

But Y/N had a trump card against wild animals!

He started to yell weird noises, while moving his arms and hips in sync, stomping on the ground hard

It's super effective!

The dogs cowered away, and ran far from Y/N, who smirked

Y/N: Thank you Ma for teaching me the ancient art of 'get the fuck out my house you bitch ass stranger cat'

He grabbed the weapon, and started to move forward, AGAIN

His first challenge to surpass!

A wall

Y/N: Alright, after Subway Surfer, we doing it Breath of the Wild style

He climbed on the wall, slowly but surely

When he was on top, he stood still for 3 seconds, and sigh

Y/N: Now I can go

RUMBLE!

The ground shook, as Y/N lost his footings for a second, but thankfully catched himself

Y/N: The fuck?

The bootleg Cerberus slided in front of him, and roared

Y/N: YOU AGAIN?!

He didn't lose time, and toss his sword at the bootleg Cerberus, blocking one of it's mouth

Running away once again, Y/N fell into a downhill, as the bootleg Cerberus too

After many try of eating Y/N, the Bootleg Cerberus failed again, and fell into the shadow realm

Y/N was save, but he didn't have a sword anymore

Y/N: I'm the biggest bitch on the planet if I find someone that can actually protect me, and they refuse to take me with them

Walking forward, Y/N was stopped by an electrical purple wall, that was purple

Y/N: Touching it

He touched it, as it shut down

Y/N: Oh, guess I'm electro then

System: Alert! A hobbo have touched a barrier! 

Y/N: .........

He took a deep breath, before he started to run forward, but instantly tripped on a rock

He got up, and saw some mutants looking at him

Not saying another word, Y/N got up, and stood still

A mutant walked to him, as Y/N smirked, and kicked the coconuts

When the Mutants fell to the ground, Y/N did the only thing possible

He emoted

The mutants got angry, as Y/N ran away once again

When he arrived to a sort of bridge, a sort of light appeard at his side, and exploded, sending him flying FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR away

Y/N landed on the ground, face first, sliding at least 40 feet away from where he first landed

Y/N POV

I opened my eyes, to see I wasn't on the ground anymore, but on a sort of bed

???: Oh, big bro, he's finally awake!

Y/N: Yes I did cross the border 

I sat, and see I was in a sort of small house, as 2 person were staring at me

Y/N: Whomst have saved the almighty one?

The girl raised her hand, happily

Y/N: The almighty shall show you it's thanks. My name is Y/N L/N

???: I'm Shirli, and this is my brother Zeke!

Zeke: Hello

Y/N: There

Zeke: May we know what were you doing out there? And how did you get here?

Y/N: A bomb exploded near me and I got blasted to god know where

Shirli: That's horrible! Are you hurt?!

Y/N: The almighty one shall never be hurt by this weak bomb

Shirli: That's a relief! How do you feel

Y/N: Great, I just can't fight at all, not like it changed anyway

Zeke: Well, Shirli, can you leave us for a minute? I need to talk more to him

Shirli: O-Oh, ok, I'll be waiting for you, Y/N!

She walked away, leaving me and Zeke alone

Y/N: So? Want to confess your feelings to the greatest goat of all time, aka me?

Zeke: No, I need to know.......

He grabbed his sword, cautious

Zeke: Who are you?

Y/N: Like I said, I am the almighty one, the greatest of the greatest, the one above all bitches, or just a traveler for you, Y/N L/N

Zeke looked at me for a few seconds, before he sighed, and let go of his sword

Y/N: See? I'm not a bad guy!

Zeke: What is your goal being here?

Y/N: I don't know, have a peaceful life that isn't full of adventure and fighting, which I doubt since I got isekai'd here by choking on air, and don't know where I am

Zeke: ........

Y/N: I also will go, since Shirli that is an adorable cute girl, is waiting for me

Shirli was waiting for me outside, as I walked to her

Shirli: You're done already?

Y/N: Yup, but before we go, we need to warn your older brother right?

Shirli: You're right!

Zeke walked out of the small house, and see me and Shirli waving at him

Shirli: See you later Big Brother!

Y/N: See you later, FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW!

Zeke grabbed his sword, as me and Shirli ran away, laughing

Shirli: I never saw Big Brother fall for a prank since I was 10!

Y/N: Who said it was a prank?

Shirli: You of course dummy! Teehee!

She punched my arm lightly, but I decided to fake it, and fell on the ground, yelling in pain

Shirli: E-Ehhhh?! Are you okay?!

Y/N: My arm! It's broken!

I spat blood, as she got worried, and kneel at my side

Shirli: I-I'm sorry! I didn't wanted to hurt you!

Y/N: Ahhhhhhhhh! I'm going to die! BLERGH!

Shirli: P-Please! Don't die!

Y/N: Jk not dead lol

I got up, wiping off the blood from my mouth, as Shirli looked at me, shocked

Shirli: E-Eh?

Y/N: As I told you sooner, nothing will kill me

Shirli pouted, and started to hit my back repeatedly, yelling I was an idiot and other insult that made her action even more cute

Shirli: You potato! You scared me! Banana! Watermelon! Peach!

Y/N: Dear lord I'm now a fruit Salad

Shirli: I won't forgive you! Hmph!

She crossed her arm, pouting, as I only tickled her side, as she jumped at me, surprised

Shirli: Why did you do that?!

Y/N: You're better when you don't pout

Shirli: E-Eh? I-Is that so?

Y/N: Yes, the L/N only speak facts

Shirli: L-Let's go to the next place!

She hurried, as I smiled, and followed her

Narrator POV

After showing the whole village to Y/N, Shirli and him were looking at the stars

Shirli: I always loved watching the stars, it feels like.......... I'm free, in some way

Y/N: When I look at the stars, I feel edgy

Shirli: How so?

Y/N: Just watch

Placing a mask on his head, Y/N looked at Shirli

https://youtu.be/2MxdOPZhYC4

Shili: Pffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She bursted out laughing, holding her side

Shirli: O-Ok, I wasn't ready for that........

Y/N: Heh, nice to know someone appreciate my jokes

Shirli: I knew, the moment I saw you, we would understand each others, Y/N! You're sometimes a meanie, but you're always nice to me, I like it

Y/N: Don't worry Shirli, because I will never give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around, and hurt you

Shirli: Thanks Y/N, that's so sweat of you

She got up, and started to walk away, hand behind her back

Shirli: I really enjoyed it today with you Y/N

Looking at him, she sent him a bright smile

Shirli: Let's do it again tomorrow!

Y/N: With pleasure, Shirli

She smiled again, and walk back to her home

Y/N got up, the moon above him, as something........ happened

His figure started to glitch out, changing to a whole other person for a split second, and return to his original form

He walked back to the house he was given ready to sleep

Chapter 1: Finished

A/N: I love this game, seriously

Secretary: And this, is to go, EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! I AM BACK DEAR READERS! AND HE WON'T GET RID OF ME THIS TIME!

A/N: How in the fuck did you do that?

Secretary: I made a pact with the real A/N, so you can't delete me

A/N: .........

Secretary: Anyway, in the next chapter! TUDUM! Y/N and Shirli bond increase! It's like FGO!

'Chapter 2: Get UwU'd'

See ya all next time!