Hello my lovely flowers & welcome to chapter 8. 
Junk's starting to get real, huh? 
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"Some brother and loving husband he is!" Eddie yelled as he and y/n drove at highspeed after Jessie. The sexy red bastard kidnapped Roger and if y/n had to pay any speeding tickets, let alone one, on top of the yellow car's shattered rear view window, someone was getting her foot shoved down their throat. 

"Shut up and drive. I'm pissed!" Y/n yelled back before going back to angrily texting Jessie. 

Y/n: When I get you, I'm gonna eat that ass! 😡

It didn't take long for her phone to go off. 

Stud Muffin: It's best not to tempt me while I'm driving Kitten~ 😏💋

"What?" Y/n mouthed before looking at her previous message. Instead of her text saying 'beat', it said 'eat'. Y/n face palmed groaning. Damn autocorrect... 

The chase went on until they came upon a certain tunnel that neither y/n nor Eddie thought they'd see again. 

The main entrance into Toontown. 

Eddie stopped the car and both of them got out. The yellow car disappeared through the darkness of the tunnel but it was too late to call in quits. It was time to get serious. 

Eddie rummaged through his old detective bag before pulling out a brown box. Inside was a toon handgun with toon bullets to match. 

"Eddie Valiant, Miss Birman! Well, you two are a sight for sore eyes!" The bullet with a long beard and mustache exclaimed. 

"I ain't seen you two in nigh on to five years." One with a cigar grinned. 

"Where've you been?" Mustache asked.  

"Drunk and being stupid. You feeling frisky tonight, fellas?" Y/n asked.  

"Yeah!" The bullets unisoned. 

"Let's go." Eddie said and flicked the cylinder open and the bullets loaded themselves in. After gripping their big kid slacks and ditching the alcohol, the chase was on again. 

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Reader's P.O.V 

"Oh, Lord Jesus." I sighed pinching the bridge of my nose as we drove through Toontown. As usual, you're greeted by overly happy characters and that really annoying song. 

"You sure it was because of your sister's murder that you left?" Eddie asked with a raised eyebrow. 

"Uh, can't say I'm sure anymore..." I replied before three hummingbirds flew over to the windshield. 

"Hi, Eddie! Hi, y/n! Bye, Eddie! Bye, y/n!" They said and the next thing I knew the car crashed into a pile of junk and into the rear of Jessie's car. Eddie and I got out of the car and inspected the yellow car but it was picked clean.  

"Alright, let's split up. This place is beyond insane and quite dangerous for a human. Be careful, Sourpuss." I said before running off. I ran down different streets, dodging toons, and all the crazy ass shit around, until the scent of Jessie's cologne hit my nose. Sniffing the air, I followed it until I came up across a dark alleyway. I was about to enter but that was before the sound of a wolf whistle stopped me in my tracks. 

'Oh, God...' 

I glance over to my left to see none other than the big bad wolf himself, a.k.a Wolfie, staring at me in a way that all men, whether human or not, did to all of us fine honeys out there. Us toons just exaggerate it more. 

 Giving the literal cold shoulder, I began my way into the alley, but of course turning Wolfie into a dog-cicle didn't stop him. He slid in front of me incased in a block of ice and I guess his "heated passion" is what melted him.  

Wolfie had a rose in between his teeth as he leaned against the wall trying to look cool and suave. He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. 

"Hmph, down boy." I simply said and strolled past him, going deeper into the alley. Those weren't Wolfie's final advances, though. Like all those fuck boys in the world, he just didn't know when to quit. 

Wolfie blocked my path yet again and hooked his tail around my waist. I guess I have no choice. I must used the secret art that every girl known to man has mastered. Acting!  

Smiling shyly, I blushed and looked away from the horny dog with a cute giggle. As expected Wolfie perked up thinking he was getting what he wanted. He presented the rose he had to me and I giggled again taking it. While inhaling its sweet aroma, I glance over at Wolfie fluttering my eyelashes and may have blessed him with a cutesy wink that sent a little heart fluttering his way. 

Wolf howled with hearts in his eyes, his limbs twisting in a bunch, and his heart beating out of his chest when the heart hit his face. 

Heheheh, I'm about to rain on your parade, Honey.~ 

I placed the flower in my hair and waved Wolfie over with my finger. The wolf oh so happily obliged and puckered his lips. A devious smirk stretched onto my face as I dug into my cleavage to pull out a little something special.~ 

Just as I was about to lay the old mousetrap gag on him, Wolfie was suddenly hit over the head and collapsed to the ground seeing tweeting birds. Eddie was behind him holding a metal pole.  

"Uh, thanks, but I had it covered." I said crossing my arms over my chest. 

"Don't mention it." Eddie replied before we got back to business. The alley way was dark, wet, and quiet... too quiet. It was the kind of quiet you get in horror movies when someone's about to get a knife in their throat. 

The only thing heard was water dripping and the sound of a gun cocking. 

"Y/n, Valiant?" Jessie's voice rang. We both turned around with our hands up to see Jessie standing a few meters away with a gun in his hand.  

"I always knew I'd get it in Toontown." Eddie said. 

"I cannot believe my own fiancé is gonna shoot me. I mean, I heard of getting revenge on the person who broke your heart but jeez Jess." I said feeling betrayal swell within me but I have no room to talk. 

"Behind you!" Jessie yelled and pulled the trigger. The bullet went flying passed mine and Eddie's heads and hit it's target behind us. My eyes widened as I saw a shadow of a man fall to the ground... And here I thought I'd receive the bullet.  

Jessie was honestly a sweetheart but he could be a yandere when he wanted to be. I'd probably wake up one morning and there'd be a wolf head hanging on the wall.  

"Drop it, pal!" Eddie order, aiming his toon gun at Jessie. 

"I just saved you're life, and you still don't trust me?" Jessie drop his gun and made his way over to me and kissed my cheek. 

"I don't trust anybody or anything!" 

"Not even your own eyes?"  

Eddie and I looked at the ground to see a handgun. It was the same one that killed Maroon. 

"That's the gun that killed R.K. Maroon, and Doom pulled the trigger." Jessie said. 

"Doom?" Eddie and I unisoned. 

"I followed him to the studio, but I was too late to stop him." Jessie had a remorseful look on his face.  

"That's right! You'll never stop me! You're dead! You all are dead!" Doom yelled running away. He survived the gun shot? 

"Doom!" Eddie yelled shooting at him three times. The toon bullets chased after their target but stopped when they lost sight of them. 

"Which way'd he go?" The bullet with the cigar said. 

"Well, I don't know. Well, he went that-a-way." The bullet with the mustache and beard pointed in the opposite direction Doom went before all three of them took off.  

"Dumb-dumbs." Eddie sighed. 

"Come on!" Jessie pulled the two of us out of the alleyway and back where our two crashed cars were. The trunk of Jessie's car was wide open. 

"Oh, no. Where's Roger?"  He said. 

"Roger? He chickened out on us back at the studio." I replied. 

"No, he didn't. I hit him on the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk, so he wouldn't get hurt." 

"That makes perfect sense." Eddie sarcastically said earning an elbow to the ribs from me. 

"We're obviously not going anywhere in my car. Let's take yours." Jessie said looking at us. I looked at where our car was supposed to be only to see it was gone. Where ever it went it left a great mess down the street. 

"Um, I think Rog already did that for us." I said gesturing to the dismantled street. 

"Afraid so. My bunny brother was never good behind the wheel." 

"Roger was a better brother than a driver anyways."  

"You better believe it, Doll." Jessie smirked before a siren was heard. The weasel's car was speeding right for us. 

"I think that's our cue to RUN!!" I yelled and started running but only ran into Benny the taxi.. literally. He drove up out of nowhere and I fell in his seat. 

"Wow, y/n, I'm touched but I don't think Jessie would like to see you falling for another man.~" Benny teased. I glared at him and sat properly in his seat as Jessie and Eddie got in. 

"Benny, this is no time for being a smartass." I huffed. 

"Kitten?" Jessie asked. 

"Hm?" I looked at him to see him glaring at me.

"Where'd you get that flower?" 

Fuck! I forgot I had it in my hair!

"U-uh, internet?" I threw the rose over my shoulder and Benny stepped on the gas just before the weasels could ram us. Benny drove down the tunnel leading out of Toontown. 

"So how long have you known it was Doom?" I asked Jessie. 

"Before poor Minerva Acme was killed, she confided in me that Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn't stop at anything." He explained. 

"So she gave you the will for safe keeping." Eddie said. 

"That's what she told me. Except when I opened up the envelope, there was only a blank piece of paper inside."  

"Eh, a joker to the end." I chuckled. 

"So where to, already? My meter's runnin'!" Benny chimed. 

"I have to find my brother. I'm so worried about him." Jessie said concerned for his bunny of an older brother. 

"Seriously, how did you not drop him like a bar soap yet?" Eddie asked. 

"He makes me laugh." Jessie replied before Benny picked up the pace. The ride was going fairly smoothly until Doom spilt dip all over the road causing Benny to drive over it. 

"Aaah! I've been dipped!" Benny screamed feeling his tires flatten and burn before he crashed into a street lamp, flinging Eddie, Jessie, and I out of him. We landed on the ground with a hard thud. Eddie groaned slowly sitting up from the ground, Jessie flipped his hair out of his face, and I glared at Doom as he walked over to us. 

"What an unfortunate accident. Nothing more treacherous than a slippery road especially when driving in a maniacal toon vehicle." Doom smiled as the weasels showed up. 

"Don't just stand there. Help them. Put them in my car." He ordered those R.O.U.Ss. 

"And I think they'll enjoy attending the ribbon cutting at the Acme Factory." Doom got in the car as the weasels rounded us up and threw us in the back. 
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