Ch 6: To Dip Or To Not To Dip

Hello my lovely flowers, StolenNightmare here & welcome to chapter 6. 
Got some of that sexy ginger last chapter but we're moving on. 
Hope you enjoy ^^
 
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Slow, smooth jazz played from the radio in y/n's office house while she and Jessie laid under the covers on her bed. Jessie's hand played with the ends of y/n's hair while the other gently rubbed her bare thigh. Y/n was laying on top of him with her arms wrapped around his neck while purring happily, feeling his hands on her. Her ears twitched every now and then and her tail slowly swished in the air. Everything was purr-fect until a certain sourpuss came busting in unannounced! 

Damn guy didn't even knock... 

"Way to kill the mood, Valiant." Jessie glared at the grumpy ol' troll. 

"Yeah, and ever heard of knocking?" Y/n said looking at her partner annoyed.  

"Ever heard of we have a job to do?" Eddie quickly replied. Y/n groaned and threw the covers off of herself and Jessie. Eddie immediately turned around when they saw both toon's in their birthday suits... Awkward.  

"No, baby, come back to bed.~" Jessie begged as y/n got up from the bed and got dressed. A giggle left the cat toon's lips before she kissed her cherry stud muffin. When she pulled away Jessie felt faint. A love sick smile grew on his face and he sighed in bliss. Y/n smirked at the effect she had on the big bad Jessie Rabbit. She was sweet lovin'.~ 

"Don't worry, my Honey Bunny. I'll be back soon enough and then...~" 

A small gasp left Jessie's lips as his crystal blue eyes casted down to his nether region. Y/n's clawed hand was slowly stroking his rod. 

"Round 4?~" Y/n purred before following Eddie out leaving a dazed and turned on Jessie behind. 

Reader's P.O.V 

"Heard a little bit of that did ya, Sourpuss?" I grinned at my partner as he and I made our way to Dolores's diner. Apparently my sinful activities with Jessie was heard next door. 

"A little? Try all of it.. Most disturbing 4 hours of my life." Eddie replied. Sourpuss here heard my sinful activities through the walls and now he's complaining which he has no room to do. I heard him and Dolores getting on for 2 hours, so pay back's a bitch! 

"Jessie and I are love making machines. We keep going until we run out of gas."  

"Yeah, but your stud isn't off the hook yet."

 "Huh?" I looked at Eddie with furred eyebrows. 

"Before Jessie paid you a visit he came to me first about finding Roger. Maroon had a little chat with him before we went to the Ink and Paint Club." He said. 

"What do you mean?" I asked. 

"From what Jessie tells me, if he didn't pose for those patty cake pictures, Roger wouldn't work for this town again." Eddie says as we arrived at Dolores's diner. I stopped walking with an exasperated look on my face. 

"We were set up to take those pictures?" 

"Apparently, Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. Jessie says he didn't want anything to do with it cause he'd do anything for his older brother but with someone that looks like Jessie.. I'm not so sure." 

"Hey, Jessie is a good boy, Eddie. He's just not drawn that way." I glared at Eddie and he just shrugged his shoulders. 

"We'll see, Birman." 

My ears pinned against my head under my fedora. 

'Jessie wouldn't lie to me would he? I mean, he's not in cahoots with Maroon is he? Or worse.. Doom?'  

I shake my head of that thought. There's no way in hell Jessie would do that. Jogging, I caught up to Eddie who was already inside and really wasn't surprised at what I saw. Roger was dancing on top of the bar table of the diner while singing The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down. Everyone was laughing, having a good ol' time but now's not the time. Someone's gonna snitch to the Toon Patrol and then we're all fucked.  

After the record started skipping along with Roger continuously smashing dishes over his head, Eddie grabbed the rabbit by his ears and threw him back into the rotgut room. No offense to Roger but I would have done the same if the heat hasn't died down yet. 

"You crazy rabbit. We've been our here risking our necks for and what are you doin? Singin' and dancin'!" Eddie sneered as Roger was trying to get a bucket off of his head. I caught the bucket and set it down when it came flying towards me when Roger got it off.  

"But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh." Roger said before sitting on a box labeled 'Soap' after Eddie ordered him to sit.  

"Y/n, you know where I'm coming from. Those people needed to laugh!" 

"Yes, Rog, and when they're done laughing they'll call the cops and then we're screwed. Angelo, would rat you out for a nickel." I replied crossing my arms over my chest. 

"Not Angelo. He'd never turn me in." Roger stated.  

"Why? Because you made him laugh?" Eddie implied. I love Roger but he's an idiot. Angelo is a good for nothing scumbag. 

"That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have." Roger explained. He was about to say something else but then a red light in the rotgut room started to blink. Eddie hushed Roger while I looked through the peephole and froze when I saw a certain dip inventing asshole and his five rodents. 

"Shit." I hissed under my breath. Judging by how quiet both Eddie and Roger were, they didn't need to be told that Doom was here. Eddie looked through the peephole as well with Roger trying to see.  

"I'm looking for a murderer." Doom coldly said. He went on about the whereabouts of Roger and what he looked like. Dolores answered saying there was no rabbit here and suggested that Doom stop harassing her customers.  

"I didn't come here to harass. I came here to reward." Doom walked towards the chalk board hanging on the wall started to write something. Almost everyone cringed at the sound of the chalk screeching against the board. My ears pinned against my head as I shuddered. I hate that noise more than listening to styrofoam.  

I heard Roger gulp from looking at the chalkboard. Today's Special. Rabbit Dip. $5000. Angelo than whistled.  

"Hey. I seen a rabbit." The scumbag said. 

"Told you, Roger." I glared at the white rabbit who just shrugged nervously. 

"Where?" Doom asked getting into Angelo's grill. 

"He's right here in the bar." Angelo replied. Angelo than placed his arm in mid-air as if wrapping it around someone's shoulders. 

"Say hello, Harvey." 

Angelo and the customers laughed while I left out a sigh a relief. He's still a scumbag but not as big of a one. 

"Told you so." Roger said making me roll my eyes. Doom then smiled creepily which made everyone stop laughing. His attention soon turned to the record quietly playing. He stopped the record player all together before picking up the disk. I rose a brow when he started sniffing the disk. 

"What? Does this guy have a toon radar or something?" I whispered before a grin plastered itself on Doom's face. 

"He's here!" 

Well shit... 

First Person's P.O.V 

"Say, boss, you want we should "disresemble" the place?" Smart Ass asked adjusting his coat. 

"No, sergeant.. Disassembling the place won't be necessary. The rabbit is going to come right to me." Doom said and he used his cane to knock on the bar table. Y/n's ears twitched and her body stiffened. She knows that rhythmic knocking anywhere. 

Shave And A Haircut 

"Fuck." Y/n hissed.  

"What?" Eddie asked looking at the cat toon. 

"Eddie, he's knocking Shave And A Haircut. Roger is like a fat kid and cake with that trick." Y/n answered as both she and Eddie looked at the white rabbit who was about to lose it. His teeth were chattering, his body fidgeting, and his ears twisting. He was gonna blow.  Eddie and y/n tried to stop Roger but it was no use. The toon rabbit burst through the wall yelling 'Two bits!' 

Doom grabbed Roger by the throat while two of the weasels had y/n and Eddie at knife point. 

"Hey, Judge, what should we do with the wallflowers?" Smart Ass asked.  

"We'll see to them later. Right now, I feel like dispensing some justice. Bring me some dip." Judge ordered. The weasels brought the chemical death sentence making Roger scream when Doom had him held over it.  

"Does the condemned have anything to say before his sentence is carried out?" 

"Why, yeah--" Roger choked when Doom tightened his grip around his neck. Y/n watched wide eyed until a light bulb appeared over her head. 

"Dolores, bourbon. And make it a double." Y/n said handing the human female a glass. 

"Fine time for a drink, Birman." Eddie sarcastically said earning a glare from y/n. 

"Like you should talk and I gotta plan. Yo Judge!" 

The darkly dressed man paused from trying to dip Roger and looked at the toon cat girl. 

"Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request?" 

"Yeah. Nose plugs would be nice." Roger replied. 

"I think you want a drink." Y/n held up the alcohol with a grin. 

"How about it, Judge?" Y/n looked at the dip obsessed man. 

"Well, why not. I don't mind prolonging the execution." Doom moved Roger from over the dip and y/n presented the alcohol to him. 

"Happy trails." 

"No thanks, y/n. I'm tryin' to cut down." Roger pushed the drink away. 

"Just drink the drink, Rog." Y/n said getting annoyed. She hated it when he did this.  

"But I don't want the drink." 

"He doesn't want the drink." Doom intersected. 

"He does!" Y/n hissed through gritted teeth. 

"I don't!" Roger replied. 

"You do!" 

"I don't! 

"You do!" 

"I don't" 

"You do!" 

"I don't!" 

Y/n growled with her ears pinned against her head. 

"You don't!" 

"I do!" 

"You don't" 

"I do!" 

"You don't!"  

"Listen, when I say "I do" that means I do!" Roger took the drink and shot it back. The same thing that happened to Roger in Maroon's office began to reoccur. Y/n slowly backed up along with Eddie and pulled Dolores down along with them before Roger was a high pitched train whistle again. The glass in the dinner shattered and y/n took this time to kick some weasel ass. She split kicked Greasy and Stupid sending them flying into the tables and into Doom, knocking him over. Falcon punched Wheezy with her tail but was sucker punched by Smart Ass. Luckily Eddie was there to show the weasel what a foot to the chin felt like.  

When Roger finished sounding train whistles Eddie caught him before he fell into the Dip. Eddie dumped to barrel of Dip and high trailed it out of the dinner with y/n and Roger. 
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Hope you all enjoyed and see you next time. 
Stay chill my Black Roses. 
Bye bye ^^ 


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