Ch 4: Pop Goes The Weasels
Hello my lovely flowers, StolenNightmare here & welcome to chapter 4.
You people wanted a lemon, so your going to get a lemon.
A real sweet lemon if you know what I mean. 😏
Hope you enjoy ^^
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Reader's P.O.V
I was finally back at my office room after the Judge Doom incident. The man had a way to kill a toon!?! Doom calls it the dip and I'm still traumatized after seeing that poor little toon shoe get dipped. This is precisely why I left Jessie behind. What if he got dipped along with Roger or what if I got dipped? Doom even had toon weasels working for him and trying to find Roger. We need to find Roger before they do. I'm not letting anyone I care about get bathed in turpentine, acetone, and benzene-
"GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!!!"
I jumped slightly hearing Eddie's voice through the walls. Damn, that guy has the anger of a rhino! I go next door and surprisingly found Roger there.... At least I don't have to look for him anymore.
"Y/n!!" Roger yelled jumping into my arms.
"Hey, Rog." I tossed him out of my arms and he landed on the floor with a thud.
"You'll help me won't ya? I didn't commit that murder, I'm not that type of toon!" Roger sprung back up. I looked at Eddie with a pleading look.
"C'mon Eddie, we can't let Doom get him. You helped millions of toons before!"
"That was a long time ago, Birman." Eddie grumbled.
"We're detectives for toons sake, its what we do.. if your not going to do it for Roger, do it for me." I said. Eddie stared at me.
"I already lost Ivy and Jessie.. don't make me loose another person I care about. We might even find the guy who took out Teddy, please Eddie."
Eddie stared at me thinking it over. He sighed before grabbing the phone on his desk.
"I don't work for toons, y/n." He put the phone to his ear.
"Go ahead. Call the cops. I come here for help and what do you do? You turn me in." Roger dramatically said walking towards a door which I believe was a closet.
"No, no. Don't feel guilty about me. So long and thanks for nothin'." Roger closed the closet door making things fall off the shelves in Eddie's office.
"That's the closet!" Eddie growled. He looked at me but I only rolled my eyes. There's nothing I can do when it comes to Roger. Eddie opened the closet door only to find Roger not there. He turned a light on, searching it while I just stood there watching with a smirk.
'He's a toon, Sourpuss. C'mon.'
Roger popped out of one of Eddie's coats, acting like a cop, and handcuffed Eddie to his wrist.
"Eddie Valiant, you are under arrest." Roger made babbling sounds before Eddie dragged him out of the closet and onto the bed.
"Roger, I don't think Edward here has keys to those cuffs-" I trailed off hearing a siren. A police siren. I look out the window to see Doom's Weasel's car pull up across the street.
"Shit, it's the weasels." I looked at Roger, who looked like the color would melt off of him with all his trembling. He bounced around looking for a place to hide, dragging Eddie around with him.
"Don't let 'em find me! C'mon, guys, you're my only hope!" Roger pleaded.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Open up in the name of the law." The head weasel, who's name I learned was Smart Ass.... His mother must have hated him. He was trying to force the door open with the other weasels behind him.
"P-p-please, guys, there's no justice for toons anymore! If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped." Roger said.
"Don't make us play rough, Valiant and Birman. We just want the rabbit." Smart Ass said.
"They just want the rabbit" Eddie said which receive a hard smack upside the head with my tail from me. He glared at me.
"C'mon, Eddie. They don't do trials for toons anymore. Plead or not, his bunny tail is finished. Not even you can rat him out like that." I said. The weasels kept trying to break down the door.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Eddie muttered before dragging Roger to the kitchen sink.
No One's P.O.V
Gun shots were heard and the door slowly opened with the Weasels entering. The office was seemingly empty. They scanned the place until Smart Ass found you and Eddie in the kitchen. Eddie was at the sink while you were sitting on the counter reading a hot male human & toon model magazine.
"Hold it right there." Smart Ass pointed the handgun he had at Eddie. Eddie turned towards the armed toon.
"Hello, boys. I didn't hear you come in." He said. Smart Ass pulled a chair up against the sink, next to Eddie, and hopped onto it.
"Okay, wise guy. Where's the rabbit?"
"Haven't seen him." Eddie replied. Smart Ass started sniffing before gesturing toward the murky water in the sink.
"What's in there?" He asked. Eddie simply pulled out one of his socks from the water.
"My lingerie.~" He replied with an amused smile. You rolled you eyes while Smart Ass covered his nose at the horrible scent.
"Geez, Valiant." Smart Ass hopped off the chair and began to walk away just as Roger popped his head out of the sink for air. Eddie quickly dunked Roger back under the water again before Smart Ass noticed. The weasel ordered the others to search the place before going back to Eddie.
"Look, Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off the rabbit was here. And it was "corrugated" by several others. So cut the bull-schtick or does Pussycat have something to say?" Smart Ass hopped down from the chair and waltzed up to you.
"Listen here, Toots. We can do this the easy way or..." The weasel trailed off and nudged your leg, which was crossed over the other one, with the barrel of his gun.
"The hard way.~" He purred, grinning. Your ears pinned to your head and you slowly moved the magazine from you face, glaring at the weasel.
"Who the hell you callin' Toots, Flea Bag?" You hissed before sucker punching Smart Ass out of the kitchen with your tail. The other weasels burst out laughing and wouldn't stop until Smart Ass smacked them all with a plunger. He came back into the kitchen.
"As for you two, step outta line and we'll hang you and your laundry out to dry." Smart Ass laughed before he and the other weasels left the office. Roger spat out water when Eddie let him up.
"Jeepers, Eddie, that was swell. You saved my life. How can I ever repay ya?" Roger said before kissing Eddie full on the lips. You snickered before hopping down from the counter.
"C'mon Rog, you can't stay here. Knowing those weasels they'll be back. We need to find a place to go." You said grabbing your coat. Eddie hid Roger in his coat while walking into Dolores's diner. Words were exchanged and soon you and Eddie were back in your offices.
~Mini Time Skip~
You sighed in relief as you turned off the water in your bathroom and got out of the shower. A nice long shower was severely needed after all the drama building up. After drying your fur, you wrapped a towel around your body and head before reaching for the door. Hot steam flooded out of the door as you walked out. You pulled the towel off of your head revealing your silky h/c locks and cat ears when...
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"Hello, Doll~"
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Done and next chapter is the lemon.
Brace yourselves cause it's about to get hot.
Hope you enjoyed and see you all next time.
Stay chill my Black Roses.
Bye bye ^^
StolenNightmare~
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