Spiderman: wait i have an idea

Shuri: speak your wisdom

Spiderman: what if we called Mr. Fury "Mr. Furry"

Shuri: that's so cursed i love it

Nick Fury: no, you will not

Shuri: aww you're no funnn

Tony: he exists to not be fun, just like Capsicle

Bucky: first of all: no

Bucky: second of all

Steve: Don't be rude, Bucky.

Bucky: fine then

Steve: Thank you.

Hawkeye: what is this chat for, anyway?

Nick Fury: apparently, Stark made it so we can find out a way to get everyone out of the Soul Stone, but people are getting distracted and not actually trying to find a way to do that

Hawkeye: ah. I see.

Tony: hey, it was a good idea

Nick Fury: until you guys ruined it

Tony: that isn't my fault

Spiderman: i feel targeted

Shuri: same here

Tony: that's not my fault either

Sam: that's because you are being targeted

Spiderman: aww man

Thor: why did you pretend to be my brother?

Hawkeye: wow that topic changed quickly

Hawkeye: actually, idk. I'm feeling vengeful

Natasha: you'd better not go and kill a bunch of people.

Hawkeye: ...

Hawkeye: you know what

Nick Fury: please do not. I have enough paperwork as it is

Hawkeye: u don't know where i am. U can't stop me

Maria Hill: I'm that one that will have to do the paperwork. Do not.

Hawkeye: i think it's a little too late

Natasha: gosh dang it Clint.

Hawkeye: what??? What else am i supposed to do? Thanos took my entire family

Tony: there are better coping mechanisms than killing people

Hawkeye: gee i wish people had told me that sooner

Sam: was that sarcasm?

Hawkeye: you'd better believe it

Steve: Are we going to have to kick you off the Avengers, Clint?

Hawkeye: no

Tony: give us a good reason not to

Hawkeye: well, we're the Avengers, right?

Bruce: ...yes

Hawkeye: I'm avenging my family

Spiderman: sounds good to me

Shuri: same here

T'challa: Sister, you aren't even on the Avengers

Shuri: i couldn't care less

Spiderman: mr. Stark, can she join the Avengers ?

Tony: that's not my choice to make, kid

Spiderman: but you let ME onto the Avengers!

Nick Fury: you did WHAT

Tony: i did not

Strange: I was there.

Strange: He did.

Tony: wow, way to rat me out

Strange: No problem.

Scott Lang: can I be part of the Avengers too

Tony: no

Spiderman: can he???

Steve: no

Scott Lang: why not

Hope: I think that's pretty obvious.

Scott Lang: what's that supposed to mean

Hope: I have no words for you.

Bruce: Tony, aren't you supposed to be with Pepper right now? Weren't you guys going to dinner or something?

Tony: i have to go

Nick Fury: good riddance 

Tony: wow, thanks, Mr. Furry

Nick Fury: you're getting kicked off the Avengers

Tony: try me