Hello, It's Me
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This story was written before Endgame, so just ignore what ACTUALLY happened with the Soul Stone
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Tony : Okay, guys. I'm coming back with Nebula and it's gonna be a bANG when we get to you guys
Nebula : Heck yeah it will
Steve : Please, we don't want to have to rebuild the Compound again.
Tony : ooh, true, because I would be the one that rebuilds it
Nebula : darn it
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Tony stared down as the floor of the spaceship, a look of concentration plastered onto his face.
"We have to arrive back with style," he mused. "We had to do something that will make Thanos angry."
"I really don't think we should make Thanos angry. Besides, we don't even know where he is on Earth." Nebula reclined back in one of the pilot's seats, propping her legs up over one of the armrests. They sat in silence for a few moments, before hearing a DING! from their Soul Phones (that's what Tony had taken to calling them). Opening their phones, they looked at the message. It was from 'Spiderman.'
"I guess it's morning," Tony said.
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Spiderman : hi guys
Shuri : the Soul World is great
Tony : it sounds like you're lying
Steve : Okay. If we're going to have a group chat like this, we should set down some ground rules.
Tony : there you go again, ruining our fun
Spiderman : i thought I said to not argue
Shuri : that can be the first rule
Loki : i hate rules
Tony : yeah, i figured
Spiderman : nO FIGHTING please
Spiderman : mr. Loki i know u dont like rules buuuuuut
Loki : alright fine but only for you
Spiderman : thanks !!
Tony : next rule can be no swearing because we cant ruin his ears
Steve : Wow, that's funny, coming from you.
Bucky : steve i thought we said no fighting
Bucky : we talked about this
Natasha : i have to agree with Steve on this one, Tony.
Tony : you guys are mean
Thor : brother, do you have any new input on Thanos for us?
Loki : i already gave u some
Tony : all you said was "no"
Loki : yeah exactly
Nick Fury : that's not exactly an answer
Thor : it's the only one he'll give
Thor : by the way, how are you alive?
Loki : i already told u that im not answering that question
Spiderman : idc how ur still alive, ur still cool in my eyes
Shuri : i havent even met u and u seem great
Bruce : he tried to destroy New York
Natasha : he killed 80 people in 2 days
Loki : im adopted
Natasha : that's not a good excuse
Loki : wrong
Tony : how is she wrong about that?
Loki : thor can back me up
Thor : i can
Loki : YES
Thor : right
Thor : he is correct
Natasha : Thor he literally said the same thing you did when i told you that
Thor : we're brothers
Rocket : but you JUST SAID that you guys weren't brothers
Thor : we are in spirit
Rocket : also why can we not curse
Spiderman : because apparently my ears "cannot be tainted by impure things," as said by mr stark
Rocket : that sucks
Quill : hA u deserve it
Groot : he does
Natasha : has anyone heard from Clint
Loki : no
Natasha : why did YOU answer
Tony : reindeer games?? do YOU know something??
Loki : i just said that i didnt
Bruce : then why did you respond
Loki : um
Tony : Lokes do you have something to say
Loki : well
Loki : you know how im the god of lies?
Thor : continue, brother
Loki : haha... that's the thing
Loki : im not ur brother
Thor : being adopted doesnt make you not my family
Loki : that's very touching, but im not loki
Steve: Then who are you?
Loki : well, when you asked about clint, i didnt really know how to respond
Shuri : why?
Loki : because i was trying to stay hidden and still have contact with u guys, but i guess you found me. and that was a question about myself, so idek
Spiderman : wait
Tony : YOURE Legolas??
Spiderman : YOURE mr. hawkeye??
Spiderman : heyy mr. stark we said the same thing!!
Shuri : like father like son
Tony : what
Shuri : nevermind
Loki : yeah im clint
Thor : so my brother IS dead?
Loki : beats me, idk
Loki has changed their name to Hawkeye.
Natasha : you were Loki the entire time
Hawkeye : yup
Natasha : I... dont know what to say
Nick Fury : can you guys shut up im in a meeting
Spiderman : sorry mr. Fury we'll stop
Nick Fury : good
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Hope you guys liked it
Like I said, this story started before Endgame, so I'm just going to continue with the storyline (what storyline...)
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