Light get some sleep

Lightning came back to the module mansion, sleepy as hell, but decided to stay up because Edge and Mine are having a conversation and he wanted to join... The rest is what happened

Edge: When's my birthday? Day of the dead. (Clue)

Lightning: whEN

Edge: November 1 = Day of the Saints. What's the next?

Light: Ohhhh. I think your birthday is on October 31, Mhmmm

Mine: gkljrhiroehreihugfhijgtiubfihuuubjhaer gt5 45 45r4r5bgy4

Light: also SCORPIO

Edge: Wrojlnfkfg Wrong

Mine: Nov 2

Edge: Nov 1 → Oct 31?

Light: Octo 31

Edge: WHAT

Mine: Is it Nov 2?

Light: No its Oct 31 I swear.

Edge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KNOW MY BRITJDAY

Light: I thought Oct is after Nov tho

Edge: BIRTHDAY, NO

Mine: I'm dying

Edge: THEN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN SEPTEMBER, NOVEMBER, OCTOBER

Light: Yea exactly

Mine: Light

Edge: It isn't

Light: Your point?

Mine: Light, you're confused

Edge: LIGHT OCTOBER HAPPENS BEFORE NOVEMBER

Light: Then when the fuck is September?

Mine: Light are you confused?

Edge: ARE YOU HIGH?

Mine: Oct 17

Light: My clock says 18 but okay

Mine: What?

Light: It says 10-18 which is Sept 18?

Mine: It should be 11:25

Light: Wait Nov 18?

Edge: NO SEPTEMBER IS 9

Light: Is it Nov or Sept?

Edge: November is 11 *gives Light a calendar* Have a calendar.

Light: Wat the fuck

Edge: You'll need it

Light: Since when was Sept all the way back there I swear we are not that close to the end of the year

Edge: WE ARE

Mine: How far did you thinnk we were?

Light: Like 4 months or so... EDGE UR GLITCHING REALLY BAD HHHHHHHH

*insert Edge glitch talk noises*

Mine: Light, you're really confused

Light: Its probably cus I'm tired or something but that's so weird

Edge: SLEEP YOU'LL NEED IT and don't forget to keep my calendar

Light: You're giving me a gift, how lovely

Mine: Are you sleep drunk or something? Light SLEEP

Light: I'm studying for a test

Edge: Tf is sammin

Mine: YOU'RE WRONG

Light: Salll mooonnn

Mine: LIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT

Edge: The L is silent

Light: You are mistaken

*Edge shows them the dictionary showing "sæmən"*

Light: How he fuck do I pronounce

Edge: I CANNOT BELIEVE THO

Light: An upside down "e" what th fuk

Edge: It's just an indication of pronounciation

Mine: How they tell you to pronounce things is stupid

Edge: Sa mon, sammin is a different story LET'S FORGET ABOUT THIS PLS

Light: You guys are dumb

Edge: I'll have to consult my English Teacher later

Light: Light-mon

Edge: "Y O U ' R E  W R O N G" -Light(mon) 2k18

Mine: Light get some sleep

Edge: I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY ENGLISH TEACHER

Light: I am a surperier English student so I know my shit

Edge: Superior

Mine: Then why did you spell superior wrong?

Light: Fuck you all

Edge: Omg XD

Mine: Is this what happens when we have a really tired Light?

Light: I think its the

Mine: We're having an argument over the months and salmon

Light: Sleepig pill but like ???

Mine: IT'S DEFINITELY THAT

Light: I'm wrogn you're just stupid

Edge: Dude its superior not surperier

Mine: GET SOME SLEEP LIGHT

Edge: Makes me want some of those sleeping pills

Light: I'll amazon prime them to your ass yeetyoot

Edge: Yespls WHAT

Mine: Light do you want me to amazon prime you some melatonin

Light: I heard that it doesn't do shit

Mine: Light, melatonin works

Light: Malatin MALATN IM ONNDHSBKJA

Mine: What?

Light: MALATIN Edge

Edge: What

Mine: Light are you okay? Control? Light are you sleep drunk? Cancer requires multiple mutations to progress.
Cancer is a disease caused by genetic changes leading to uncontrolled cell growth and tumor formation. The basic cause of sporadic (non-familial) cancers is DNA damage and genomic instability.

Edge: Okay, Light's correct sorry been off school lately I'll have to ask my teacher later though cuz I'm curious. Light's been knocked out.

Light: So yes too many cells of course I, Light the cell

Edge: Yeah you're correct

Light: Would know uhuh told you guys

Edge: Shut

Light: Dumb

Mine: Shut it

Edge: XD

Light: My chest hurts

Mine: Stop using your age as something to say that you're smarter than us

Edge: Uhh inhale exhale XD

Light: I didn't say that

Edge: Also whenever my chets hurts I kinna pound it

Mine: You did earlier

Light: Idiot

Edge: Chest

Light: Ye same

Mine: Light you have school

Light: Ye I will now

Mine: Sleep















Through the course of this conversation both modules died while the other was confused as hell. They all flopped to bed after... Except Edge.

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