*A commotion in the module mansion has suddenly happened...*

Lightning Stone: *points at White Edge* THERE! RIGHT THERE! Look at that tan, well-tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please he's gay, totally gay.

Starmine: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say, not gay.

Starmine, Rin, Light, Rad, Ghost, Maple: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey?

Maple: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

Rin: Look at his silk translucent socks.

Starmine: There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seein'.

Ghost: What are we seein'?

Starmine: Is he gaaaaaay? Or European?

Ghost: Of course he's gay!

*Long awkward silence as they stare at Edge*

All: Ohhhhh.... Gay or European... It's hard to guarantee... Is he gay or European...
*Stylish suddenly comes in hearing them. They all turn to Stylish*

Stylish: Well, hey, don't look at me.

Ghost: You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.

Stylish: They play peculiar sports... In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

All: Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like "Ciao bella" and kiss you on both cheeks.

Light: Oh please... Gay!

All: Or European? So many shades of gray!

Radical: Depending on the time of day the French go either way.

All: Is he gay or European or-

Ghost: THERE! RIGHT THERE! LOok at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro, hetero jerk. That guy's not gay, I say, no way!

*Edge starts fixing Receiver up as if they were a couple*

All: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume is automatically radically, ironically, chronically, certainly, flirtingly, genetically, medically gay! Officially gay! Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay....

*Edge kisses Floral's hand*

All: dAMMIT! Gay or European?

Stylish: So stylish and relaxed...

All: Is he gay or European?

Starmine: I think his chest is waxed.

Ghost: But they bring their boys up different there its culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse...

All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse (what). Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code. Yeah his accent is hypnotic.

Maple: But his shoes are pointy-toed.

All: Huh... (But it ain't).

All: Gay or European? So many shades of gray.

Rin: BUT if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday.

All: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-

Light: Wait a minute... Give me a chance to crack this guy, I've an idea I'd like to try.

Radical: The floor is yours.

Light: *Walks to Edge, arms behinf back. Detective style* So Mr. Edgy Boi. This alleged affair with Ms. Cute Rin (Yes she's a module) has been going on for...?

Edge: Two years.

Light: And your first name again is?

Edge: White...

Light: And boyfriend's name is?

Edge: Maid.

*They all gasp while Light smirks, Edge knowing he fucked up*

Edge: I'M SORRY, I MISUNDERSTOOD I THOUGHT YOU SAID BEST FRIEND NOT BOYFRIEND! Maid is my best friend.

Maid: *gets up, shocked* You BASTARD. You lying BASTARD. THAT IS IT! I won't cover you anymore! Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European!

All: Woah!

Maid: And neither is disgrace.

All: Oh!

Maid: You gotta stop your bein' a completely closet case!

All: D'oh!

Maid: Its me, not her, he's seein'. No matter what he say I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way! *Maid walks to confront Edge grabbing him lightly* You are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming one-man cabaret-!

Edge: I'M STRAIGHT!

Maid: You were not yesterday. *Taps Edge's head as Edge is madly blushing, covering his face with the hoodie*

Maid: So if I may, I'm proud to say, he's gay!

All: And European!

Maid: He's gay!

All: And European!

Maid: He's gay!

All: And European and gay!

Edge: FINE! OKAY! I'm gay!

All: Hooray!

*Edge hugs and kisses Maid*

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