1: Almost a year later in a crazy world
In the world of splatoon, in a city called inkopolis, a certain squid name Whinter Castello & his team won the splatfest and he's about leave with his friends to celabrate their victory and Whinter was about to Clementine, but then....he heard something.
Whinter: huh? what was that?
Clementine: hm? what, you heard something?
Daisy: hey, you two! you're coming or what?!
Whinter turn back around to walk towards his friends, but suddenly, a portal opens out of nowhere & chains fly towards Whinter and grabs him by the legs, arm, and neck.
Whinter: gah!! help!!!
Clementine: WHINTER!!!!!!
The others including Team Toxink, who was still around, turn and saw Whinter being pulled into the portal, Clementine grabs Whinter and tries to pull him back.
Clementine: Everyone!! help me!!
The others including Toxink grabs Clementine and pulls as well, Whinter notices they are being pulled too.
Whinter: guys, you're being pulled too!!
Logan: we're doing our best to pull you back!
Vadelma: it's too strong!
Belladonna: if we hang on to him any longer, we'll be suck in too!!
Whinter looks at the portal & looks at the others.
Whinter:......everyone.....
Everyone: huh?
Whinter: i'm glad i met you all.
Whinter then uses his feet to launch himself out of the others' grips and let himself get suck in.
Clementine&Marian: WHINTER, NOOOOO!!!!!!!
The two girls jump towards Whinter to try and grab him, but....it was too late. Meanwhile....in a alternate universe, a spirit, who calls himself a glass, who's name is also Whinter Castello, is about to start to sign up and get a job, but same thing happen.(spirit=s)
(S)Whinter: ack!! what the hell!?! help!!!
(S)Marian: WHINTER!!!!
(S)Vadelma: grab him!!!
(S)Logan: hang on!!
The same moment happen in a different universe, now it happens again, (S)Whinter let himself get sucked in to prevent his new friends from getting sucked in too. Two Whinter Castellos are sucked in by the same portals at the same time and they've been send to.......well, here's where the story really begins after almost a year passed in a castle.
???: why did you order this box, SMG4?
SMG4: because i need to talk to Mario about the USBs.
???: make sense, wish my brother was here to hear this.
SMG4: hey, he went to the place where Meggy went to have a vacation, he'll be back, besides you're already strong, strong enough to bench press the planet.
???: yeah, you're right.
SMG4: still, thinking back...you were pretty confused about our world huh?
???: yeah, and i met him or in which case......me.
SMG4: yup, crazy to believe that there are two universe that are the same but different, even the two of you are the same person, you two act like brothers to each other.
???: yeah, well i'mma go see if the fatass mess something up again.
SMG4: got it, good luck Spirit Whinter!
(S)Whinter: you know, you could just call me Whinter when the other me is at port aurora.
(S)Whinter walks out the door & sees the others doing their thing, Mario eatting spaghetti, Luigi doing absolutely nothing, Saiko leaning on the wall with her arms crossed, Tari playing her switch, Bob & Boopkins reading anime, Axol drawing some mangas, and finally, Melony playing with some toys, (S)Whinter jumps to them and lands safely.
(S)Whinter: hey everyone.
Melony: Whinter!!*hugs him*
(S)Whinter: haha! okay okay Melony, i was just helping SMG4 with the boxes he needed to make memes.
Saiko: have you get any calls from your bro?
Bob: yeah, does he have a new girl?
(S)Whinter: first of all, no...i didn't get calls, second of all, just because he's on vacation too, doesn't mean he'll get a new girlfriend.
Mario: true, if i remember, you're a virgin and he's not.
(S)Whinter punch him in the face & Mario flys to the other side of the room.
(S)Whinter: dumb fuck, anyway, i'm going have take a relaxing break.
Axol: you're gonna go flying again?
Melony: can i come?
(S)Whinter: hmm....fine, you can come.
Melony: yay!!
Tari: come back soon, you two!
(S)Whinter & Melony exit the castle and (S)Whinter grabs Melony by the waist & flys off without using his cloud to fly.
Axol:*sad*hmm...
Bob: bro, are you all right?
Axol: it's just....well, Melony spends so much time with Whinter and i never get the chance to hang out with her.
Mario: maybe it's because he doesn't simp like you?
Saiko hits him with her hammer.
Saiko: it's because he was the first person she sees & touch, you only just throw that magic mask on her.
Luigi: well, technically, he was under the control of that Mario mask that makes people go crazy and out of control.
Bob: so that was accident?
Axol: well thanks to me, i give Melony life.
Mario: and Whinter gave her love!
Saiko: you're not helping!!
Tari: you know, thinking about it, both Whinters has change so much when they came here a year and a half ago.
Boopkins: yeah, they even change their clothes and the color of their eyes change into blue & white.
Bob: i'll admit, they do look a little cool.
Tari: i wonder if Whinter & Melony are having a good time.
Meanwhile with (S)Whinter & Melony.....
(S)Whinter: WOOOHOOOO!!!! is the awesome or what?!
Melony: yeah! it's amazing!
(S)Whinter & Melony landed on a cliff and watches the view.
(S)Whinter: heh, the view is still amazing as it is.
Melony: yeah, you and your brother always come here to relax.
(S)Whinter: yup, and to relax from Mario's stupidness.
Melony:*giggles* you two & Mario always gone to crazy adventures, way before you met me.
(S)Whinter: you were a watermelon, and live through a whole life like one, before turning into a real girl.
Melony: when i heard from SMG4 about you and your brother, you both change so much in only almost a year.
(S)Whinter: yeah, and our powers, he can control ink at will, and i can control all the other elements, i mean...it shouldn't be possible, but it is, thanks to that portal.
Melony: and you had a bottle?
(S)Whinter: yeah, when i went through that portal, it must of merge me & my bottle, so that means i have protect myself from getting killed from anything.
Melony: yup, hey...is your brother gonna be okay?
(S)Whinter: hey, our powers may be different, but our strengh, speed, everything we have are evenly matched, but i wonder, what's he doing now? well, whatever, i bet he's doing fine, let's head back.
Melony: okay!
(S)Whinter: by the way, thanks for the necklace.
Melony: yeah, i did win it from a sleeping contest.
(S)Whinter carrys Melony & lighting begins to appear on his body and suddenly, they instantly vanish from that spot, later.....SMG4 explains the USBs to Mario and he respond is.....
Mario: the hell you talking about boy?
SMG4:*faceplams*
(S)Whinter: let me guess, he never understand, didn't he?
SMG4:*sigh* anyway, we don't where their USB is, but we know where mine is.
(S)Whinter: yeah, it's in—
Mario: mexico.
Mario does a stupid dance & (S)Whinter slaps it out of his head.
(S)Whinter: no, you idiot! the dark web, don't you remember? you and SMG4 throw it there a long time ago.
Mario: okey-dokey, let's-a go!
SMG4: but we need a degenerate who spends there time in the dark web to guide us tho.
Suddenly, the chair behind him spins around & shows Bob.
Bob: oi, u wut m8
SMG4: Bob, you're completely useless to society, perfect! you can help us.
Bob: wow, first of all, fuck you, secondly, hell yeah, the dark web is where all the bitches are at, like my dark web streamer, Butter Birdo.
BB: i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.
SMG4 throws up & (S)Whinter trys his best not to throw up, and Mario....
Mario: Mario's dik is funny.
Bob: dumbasses on the dark web encrypt the good shit though, we need a hacker so i can get my feet pics, Whinter, let's ask your girlfriend if she can help.
(S)Whinter: got it aaaaannnndddd........she's not my girlfriend!!
They turn their heads to Melony who's playing with some toys, she then notice them.
Bob: hey Melony, want to go somewhere super cool?
Melony: yay!!
(S)Whinter: wait, I just remember something, it's not gonna work.
Bob: what?
Axol: he's right, if Melony sees any crap in the dark web, she's gonna be traumatised and freeze up.
SMG4: what? but she literally has the powers of a god.
Axol: yeah, but she has the innocence of a 5 year old.
Melony finishes playing her toys and looks at Axol.
Melony: have confidence.
Mario scares her with a weird mask.
Mario: boo!
Melony:*screams* no confidence *falls*
Bob: aw hell nah, i ain't looking after a toddler, man.
SMG4: but we need her guys!
Axol: fine, i'll look after her.
Axol did his naruto hand signs and says.....
Axol: CHONKU NO JIUTSU!!!!
Axol then turns Melony into a cute chonk & he puts her in a basket.
Axol: this'll keep her safe.
Mario: SIMP!!!!!
(S)Whinter & Axol both punch Mario across the room, later in the dark web, they come across a city full of dark web locals.
Pinhead guy: hey kid, want some drugs?
Four kids: YES.
(S)Whinter: okay, i've seen weird stuff, but this is just crazy.
Axol: this place is weird, Bob, where are we even going?
Bob: we need a VPN that will take us right to the goods.
Mario: what's a VPN?
Bob: why, i'm glad you ask, this video is sponsored by Bob VPN, serve the internet safely with—
Bob get knock away by a stone that (S)Whinter created.
SMG4: VPNs are basically just safe passages through the dark web without anybody detecting us.
Bob jumps in the VPN.
Bob: we'll need a hacker to operate it, Melony you're up.
SMG4: don't we need to pay to use this?
Bob cross off the sign and writes "free" on it.
Bob: oh look at that, it's free.
They all jump on the VPN & Melony begins her hacking skills.
VPN owner: hey! hey! what are you doing!? what are you doing!!?*shoots a missile*
Axol: huh?*grabs Mario* go Mario!
Mario extends his nose to bounce off the missile & it hits Matt, he then starts beating the owner with a big fist, the VPN begins to float and go through the cyber tunnel.
SMG4: how much longer until we get there Bob?
Bob:*looking at his laptop* almost there.
Suddenly, something appeared.....
SMG4: OH NO! IT'S A DARK WEBSITE TRYING TO CONNECT TO OUR VPN!
(S)Whinter: Axol! cover Melony's eyes!
The dark website shows Eggman & Snively doing a shirtless dance, Axol manage to cover Melony's eyes, but.....
SMG4:
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(S)Whinter: IT BURNS!!!!!*shoots some water out of his hands to his eyes*
Bob: i don't what this but it's kinda hot.
Suddenly, the whole begins to shake.
SMG4: oh no....we hit a dark web onion dump...
Axol: an onion what?!
Onions begins to fall from a hole above them and said onions turns into dark web creatures.
Axol: IF MELONY GETS SCARRED BY ANY OF THESE CREATURES, THIS WHOLE SHIP'S GOING DOWN!
(S)Whinter: got it!
SMG4, Mario & Bob: okay.
A dark web creature appear next to Melony. (dark web creature = DWC)
DWC#1: that ass....it's holy!!!*holding a chainsaw*
Bob: oh, hey Melony, you want to me do a tick tock dance? this one's called the Bob bustin.
Melony:*giggles*
Bob:*gets tackled by DWC* ah my overies!
Then, another DWC charges towards Melony, but (S)Whinter & Mario stops it and Mario puts it on.
Melony: huh? *turns around* what the?
She sees (S)Whinter doing the "i don't what's going on" face, while Mario is doing a dance, Melony went back to hacking, next, SMG4 & Axol face a small DWC and they laugh at it, but...it jumps on SMG4's face.
SMG4: ahh!!! get it off-get it off-get it off-get it off!!!
Melony: huh? *turns around*
Axol quickly thinks of a plan and then....
Axol:*turns on a radio* aww, they're in love.
SMG4 getting beaten by the small DWC.
Melony: awww!!!*goes back to hacking*
Axol kicks the creature off of SMG4 & Bob kicks another off the VPN.
Bob: man, these guys suck at this.
BB: i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.
Bob:*gasp* oh my god, babe is that you?
BB: get on in here.
Bob:*excited* screw this, you're on your own, Melony, show me them toes baby.
As Bob goes away, another DWC appears and scares the crap outta Melony and she became traumatized, (S)Whinter notices this and punches the DWC out of the way.
(S)Whinter: Melony, are you okay!!? speak to me!!
The VPN begins to shake.
SMG4: we gotta snap Melony out of it, if she can't hack the terminal, we're screwed!
Mario grabs the screen and puts on the small DWC and draws on it.
Mario: LOOK MELONY! IT'S MR MONITOR!
Melony:*getting more traumatized*
(S)Whinter:*smacks the creature off of Mario's hand* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!??
Mario: Mario's got to piss.
(S)Whinter:*sigh* i got a idea, but i really don't want to do this.
SMG4: WE ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE!
(S)Whinter: good thing learn this from Axol.
Axol: huh?
(S)Whinter:*making hand signs* CHONKU NO JIUTSU!
Suddenly, (S)Whinter turns into a chonk.(imagne him as a chonk)
DWCs: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Melony: huh?
Chonk (S)Whinter:*cute noise*
The DWCs begins to get cringe by looking at the scene and Melony got so happy, she turn into a chonk too and hop on top of him.
DWCs: I AIN'T SEE NO MORE SHIT DOWN HERE! *runs off and explodes*
Melony taps on the terminal and it says hack complete, the VPN enters the end of the tunnel & Melony, who returns to normal, hugs chonk (S)Whinter.
DWC: ah shit, i guess that's it, aw man.
As the VPN landed, they get off it and found what they're looking for.
SMG4: there it is...my USB.
Mario: let me handle this.
Mario runs infront of the USB and it scans him, but it made a buzz sound, Mario, angry by this, hits it four times and the USB opens up and shoots his head off, literally.
Mario: well that sucks.
(S)Whinter: what a idiot, SMG4, you try.
SMG4 runs up to the USB.
SMG4: open sesame.
The USB scans him and it glows blue and dings.
USB: guardian detected.*opens*
Mario: the hell do you just do?
SMG4: i don't know, that was suspiciously easy.
(S)Whinter: it would seem that it only opens for SMGs.
They enter the USB and withness a entire library.
Axol: there's...a entire library in the USB?
Mario: ah that's gay.
(S)Whinter smacks Mario on the head.
SMG4 goes to a random shelf.
SMG4: hmmm, these books are files?*presses on it & a slowpoke appears* hey, we're looking for USBs, do you know where they are?
Slowpoke begins loading.
SMG4:
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Axol: maybe there's something in here.*looking through a twitter book & a blue bird came out* aww how cute!
Twitter Bird: the fuck you said to me you little shit?!
The twitter bird turns into Tricky and starts demonic rappin' and Axol quickly closes it.
Axol: okay, maybe the answer isn't in there.
Mario: oh yeah!*picks a book*
Mario keeps pressing the button on a screen and it keeps reappearing.
Mario: I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES!!!
Windows:*holding a gun* did i stutter?
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOO.....*throws the book at it*
The Windows icon hits the loading Slowpoke and it points and slowly moves his head towards a white hall.
SMG4: i guess we're going that way.
(S)Whinter: thanks little dude.
They walk inside and found a central command desk.
Mario: let me handle this.
(S)Whinter: you mean let US handle this?
Mario: fine!
They both walk up to the desk.
Mario: this is big brain time.
(S)Whinter: ready?
They both started button mashing until a screen appears from above and begins a memory playback & shows SMG4 his origins, the USBs and finally, where is 1 and 2's USB is.
Mario: what the hell was that?!
(S)Whinter: 4, you okay man?
SMG4: I KNOW WHERE THEIR USB IS!!!
Axol:*GASP!!!*
(S)Whinter&Mario:*looks at each other*
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SMG4: now we are one step closer for solving this mystery.
Axol: i'm glad this trip went smoother than expected!
Mario: yeah, no one died surprisingly.
SMG4: wait....are we missing someone?
(S)Whinter: yeah, Bob is gone....but he'll come back, he always does.
SMG4: yeah, you maybe right, let's head back.
Everyone nodded & begin to go back to the castle.
(S)Whinter*thinking*: but...why do have the feeling that something bad is coming someday? brother.....i hope you return soon, you have alot to catch up on.
To be continued........
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