Warning:
Sexual conversation for those who are uncomfortable reading those topics

Sluts

Taehyung:
Guys I have a question

Taehyung:
So how would a threesome work?

Jeongguk:
Huh?!

Jimin:
Uwu I'm liking this conversation already😏

Taehyung:
No it's just Irene mentioned, well joked, about how we should have a threesome

Taehyung:
And I'm like 'akekeke tf is that?'

Jeongguk:
Don't look at me, I'm as inexperience in the sexual field as you are

Jimin:
Alright baby soon to be whores🥰

Jimin:
A threesome is having sex or sexual fun between three people

Jimin:
Could be between any sex, doesn't matter😌

Jeongguk:
Oooohhhh

Taehyung:
..... Okay so like..... As an example..... If I have sex with Irene and like.... There's another person present.... Let's say.... hmm Minho I guess

Taehyung:
How would that work?

Jimin:
Well I mean it depends on positions, if you finally admit you like men too, blah blah blah

Jimin:
Wait back up, do you know how sex between two guys work?

Taehyung:
.... I'm not going to have sex with Minho

Jeongguk:
We all know that😂

Jimin:
You mentioned Minho and I want to give an example what he could be doing but I need to know if you know how sex with two guys works?

Taehyung:
Well I've never been curious so.... no

Jeongguk:
Damn you really are strict Herero 😐

Jimin:
Well time for class with Professor Park😍

Jimin:
Take notes and pay attention☺️☺️

Jimin:
With gay sex that dick 🍆is going into your bootie hole 🍑💦

Taehyung:
WHAT

Taehyung:
CAN A DICK EVEN FIT UP THERE?!😰😰

Jimin:
Our shit sometimes be big asf so yeah, a dick can squeeze up there with a little more push and a shit tone of lube🤗

Jimin:
Anyways the top, let's say Minho, does the honors of shoving his big, fat and gigantic cock in your tiny small anus and bang we got gay sex🤩🤩

Jimin:
In a threesome it can go many ways

Jimin:
First one!

Jimin:
The train🚂

Jimin:
Yes bitch you're choochooing into that bitch

Jimin:
Let's say Irene is going to be receiving, so you fuck her while Minho fucks you

Jimin:
Personally my favorite position but anyways not about personal preferences now💅

Jeongguk:
Question ☝️

Jimin:
Yes baby

Jeongguk:
How does that middle person.... Handle it

Jeongguk:
Doesn't the ass cheeks squeeze when thrusting forward? What if Minho's dick comes out?

Jimin:
I am appalled 😧

Jimin:
Are you saying Minho has a microscopic dick for that shit to be pewing out with a small thrust?😒

Jeongguk:
What- IDK I DON'T BE LOOKING

Taehyung:
He does doe....👉👈

Jimin:
Look even the hetero is saying he does!😤

Jimin:
The squeeze around his dick is what's going to give him that serotonin boost

Jimin:
Anyways onto my lesson

Jimin:
Then we have double penetration 🍆🍆

Jimin:
And let me tell you.....

Jimin:
That shit BURNS 🔥🔥

Taehyung:
I'm scared😰

Jimin:
Imagine having two dicks up your ass man.... It's that

Jeongguk:
The way I shuddered and not in a good way 😓

Jimin:
Okay to be fair it's not that bad with some good prepping and if you have a pain kink, but anyways it makes you feel really full and can be satisfying 😌

Taehyung:
Why are we doing this lesson again?

Jimin:
You asked what Minho would be doing in your threesome scenario, I'm giving a heads up guidance to gay Sex Ed first before informing you the juicy details

Jeongguk:
Can we just fast forward to the threesome?

Jimin:
What if you guys end up in the three some with two dudes? You guys will remember this and be like 'omg 😱I 🤗should've😀 listened😀 to Jimin🙄, the most😍 beautiful🥰 and amazing 😘man 💋in👄 the 👅worlds😈'

Taehyung:
I can practically hear that high pitch voice

Jeongguk:
I don't think we'll be put into a position like that anytime soon😅

Jimin:
Let me live my gay fantasy smh 😤😤

Jimin:
Alright whatever so the threesome

Jimin:
Let's say Taehyung is having his grand time right, so Minho could be pleasing Irene or he could he hitting it from the back with Taehyung

Taehyung:
Please never say that again

Jimin:
I mean that's what he would be doing to you if it was that scenario unless it's the other way around🙄

Jimin:
But fineeeee maybe he could be sucking your dick or just tease your body to get your more riled up

Jimin:
Ah there's a lot you can do really

Jeongguk:
Hmm..... Interesting

Jeongguk:
How is a threesome like?

Jimin:
Did you literally not just read my messages you sense fucker?😡😡😡

Jeongguk:
No I mean like..... Would you recommend it other than having sex with just one person?

Jeongguk:
If that makes sense

Jimin:
Eh it's all about personal preferences

Jimin:
As long as it's sex for me, I'm happy 🤗

Taehyung:
I wish I was that happy for sex😔

Taehyung:
My tormented ass be making it numb for me

Jeongguk:
Yeah you really need to work on that

Jeongguk:
I kinda want to start experimenting with someone

Jeongguk:
I'm having two weeks of vacation soon, kinda wanna see if I can use that time to go through some experiences 🤔

Jimin:
Well do you have a specific sex in mind?

Jeongguk:
Idk.... I feel like with a guy it would be hard because I don't know anyone who's gay besides you and Karma, well Karma is pansexual I mean

Jeongguk:
I feel like with guys it'll be harder to find someone since not everyone is so open to come out

Jeongguk:
Maybe I'll start with a girl?

Jimin:
Dude I'm literally right here😑

Jimin:
If you ever want to experiment, I wouldn't mind helping you

Jeongguk:
Wouldn't it be weird tho?

Taehyung:
Yeah, we're kinda friends and doing sexual things like that....

Jimin:
Me and Kai are also friends, we fucked once and we're perfectly fine

Jimin:
I guess it depends if you guys make it weird

Jimin:
It's just sex, nothing too serious unless you take it seriously lol

Jimin:
If you prefer waiting for your one true love bs than I wouldn't recommend it

Jeongguk:
I'll keep it in mind

Jimin:
Just know that goes for you too Taehyung

Jimin:
If you're ever curious, I'm here😉

Jimin:
As I've been told before, sometimes it's better going through intimate or risky things with someone you trust than someone who you don't

Jimin:
It's almost like drinking with family, probably much more safer than drinking with friends where you won't know what the fuck may happen to you

Jeongguk:
Yeah that's true

Taehyung:
I can't believe we're having this conversation rn

Jimin:
Yeah and unfortunately I'm going to have to cut it because a client is coming in

Jimin:
But anyways! I hope everyone has learned a lot in class today, if you ever need some sex I'm all here☺️

Jimin:
I mean sex tips, I mean yeah sex too but mostly some notes I guess

Jeongguk:
Wait one more thing

Jimin:
Yes baby

Jeongguk:
So let's say that I talk to someone and we're getting it on and whatever

Jeongguk:
How do I know when to kiss them?

Taehyung:
Won't hurt to ask

Jimin:
That yes, it's cute

Jimin:
Personally for me if someone is feeding into my same vibe, we both know what we want, I prefer for them to take the initiative and have that mf yank my face into a kiss

Jimin:
Everyone is different though so definitely go with Taehyung's suggestions for a first try with someone

Taehyung:
Damn, is that what happened with Taemin?

Jimin:
Absolutely

Jimin:
Man I kinda want us to fuck again, we haven't since the chat 😩

Jimin:
Me wanting to be all about morals and values and whatever bs 🙄

Jeongguk:
Eh... It's better to not get tempted

Jeongguk:
Unless you both want to be in a relationship because feelings are bound to happen

Jimin:
Yeah that's why I'm holding back

Jimin:
Okay guys gotta go fr now😘

Taehyung:
Alright talk to you guys later ❤️

Jeongguk:
Mhm!☺️

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A/N:
What an interesting conversation.....

It's kinda interesting writing about Vminkook like this since they're just so casual with each other, meaning those spicy moments are deeply anticipating haha

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