So I was cleaning out my room, and I found a bunch of pictures I had drawn when I was younger. There are two comics I had made when I was in 6th grade, when I was deep in my Eragon phase, and these comics are actually pretty funny in my opinion. It's kinda hard to read, so I'll tell you guys what it says. I may make these things digital, because it could do with a small redisign and better... Like, words XD

So here's number one called: "If Eragon Saw a Phone".

Surfer Dude: You look a little lost, brosiph! Here. Use my cell.

Phone: What can I help you with?

Eragon: AH!

...

HELLO? IS ANYONE IN THERE?!

Phone: Searching for "Hello, is anyone in there?"... Okay, here is what I found.

Eragon: DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU!

Phone: Who? M--

SMASH! SMASH! BASH! CRUSH!

Eragon: .... I think I killed her... Oops.

Surfer Dude: Really, dude?! You think it's easy to work at a surf shop? No one's even heard of my shack! So why do you think I'd have the doe to fix this?!

Eragon: ....? Why would you need a deer to fix a box that speaks to you?

Both: ?

Surfer Dude: Why would you think I want a deer to fix my phone?

Eragon: Why did you repeat my question.... This got awkward.

Surfer Dude: It's been awkward, brosiph.

Eragon: walks away

I dunno, I find it funny. XD and here's the second one called: "If Eragon Saw Action Figures".

Horse: Hello, I'm a horse!

Man: I'm a man.

Horse: No way!

Man: Yep! I have opposable thumbs. And I'm smart.

Horse: I heard a dragon's gonna come and... KILL US!!!

Man: Not now, I'm busy talking about my thumbs!

Dragon: ROAR! I'm a dragon

Horse and Man: AHHH!

Horse: We're all gonna DIE!

Eragon: clicks a button on the dragon and makes plastic fire come out

Horse and Man: AHH!

Man: "burns" BLAH!

Dragon: chomps on horse

Horse: AHH!

Eragon: AHHHH! turns around and notices Arya and Saphira watching him.

Awkward pause latches on to all three.

Arya: Maybe you should go read a book.

Eragon: Good idea.

Aahh!!! I remember making these things and it makes me so happy to look back on!! :D and then here's this really dope picture of a corruption from Steven Universe.

I also stumbled upon a journal I had in elementary school full of (like three) finished, cringe worthy kids books. You wanna see it in the next chapter, or no?

Also also, I was doing my school work, trying to find out which propaganda phrase is which (like glittering generalities, bandwagon, etc.) and I found this:

Also also also, while writing this chapter on my phone, it messed up so bad that stuff like this happened:

Stinking phone...