The mirror glistened and shimmered before a hand stuck out of it. The mirror rippled like a lake and Arthur stepped through it. Ivan followed suit.

Alfred tentatively stepped forward and his arm was grabbed, and he was pulled into the mirror.

"AHH! Wait!!" Alfred shouted, but it was too late. Alfred was pulled into the mirror, and almost immediately, the smell of ash and cupkakes filled his nose.

He opened his eyes and saw Oliver and Arthur arguing over something pointless. Ivan looked over at Alfred, slightly confused.

"Gahh! Screw you and that strawberry hair of yours!" Arthur yelled, but he continued talking, "Anyway, do you know where Kiku and Yao are? We need to find them, and the Frog." 

Oliver smiled and looked up the bloodstained stairs and called, "Allen! Matt! Kuro! There are some nice 1p's to see you~!" 

Footsteps were heard thundering on the floor above the four, and three 2p's came stumbling down the stairs, trying to push each other off and arguing. 

"OiI! Stop pushing! I don't wanna die just yet." The one in the red suit grumbled, his words slightly muffled as he was smushed against the wall. 

"Kuro, if you stop eating 'meat', I swear, I'll let you have whatever you want from my stocks!" The rusty haired one begged as the one called 'Kuro' looked at him smugly and shook his head before pushing both of the other guys down the stairs. 

The two guys landed on their faces while Kuro walked down the rest of the stairs, making a point to step on the rusty-haired man's head. 

"Oww, I know you don't like me, but you didn't have to step on me!" the rusty one whined, his nose bleeding now. Kuro just stuck his tongue out and stepped over to Oliver. 

"What? You interrupted a very important 'game' between the three of us." Kuro sneered, glaring at Oliver and scowling. 

Arthur watched the scene unfold and was astounded at the trio's foolishness. "What the HELL do these people do in their spare time?" He muttered, disbelieving that these idiots were evil. 

Ding

"Oooohhh! Here we go~! Mmm, you smell absolutely delicious!" Oliver purred as he pulled out a fresh batch of blue cupkakes. 

"Like Kuro said, what'd you call us down to your occult baking room for?" The rusty haired man asked. Alfred looked at him and saw that the man looked exactly like him, just coloured differently. 

"Well, Allen, these lovely gentlemen are trying to find their friends. Do you and Matt mind helping them? You too, Kuro." Oliver asked, waving a knife in the air.

"Eh, sure. Whatever ya need, 'Mum.'" Matt said. 

"Who are you rooking for?" Kuro asked boredly.

"Kiku and Yao. Kiku went to the loo and never came back. Yao went to find him, but he never came back, either." Arthur explained.

"Hmm? I heard my name?" Someone asked from the top of the stairs. They were eating a green cupkake.

"Kiku! Dude, you were supposed to stay up there!" Allen shouted to the figure atop the stairs. 

"Werr, gomen Arren-san. I was wondering what was happening down here. I'rr go back and pray by myserf." Kiku smirked and slid back into the other room. 

Alfred, Arthur, and Ivan just looked confused. Oliver looked at the 1p's and smiled. 

"Don't worry, this happens all the time." Oliver assured them. The 1p's didn't believe him. 

"Soooo, can I talk to Kiku?" Alfred asked, breaking the somewhat awkward silence. Allen shook his head as his brother nodded and Kuro smacked them. 

"Hey! What the - what was that for?" Allen asked, rubbing his head, and avoiding saying 'hell'. Because of the games, Allen was a bit short on money.

"For thinking that you courd contror me." Kuro said. Alfred looked Kuro up and down and couldn't find any reason that this cannibalistic bastard was the kind hearted weeb that was Kiku. 

"Goddamnit, Kiku! Why do you and Kuro like to play this sick game? We're your FR-IEN-DS, riight?" Matt cursed while putting 50 cents into Oliver's outstretched hand. He growled as Oliver counted the money and popped it into a large glass jar that was nearby. 

The 1p's were extremely confused and Kuro, or Kiku, started snickering at their utter and complete idiocy. 

"Wait, so, Kuro is our Kiku, and the Kiku eating the cupkake, is Kuro?? This is so confusing!" Alfred attempted at reasoning, but he ended up giving himself and Ivan a headache. 

"Kinda yeah, kinda nah." Matt said, shrugging, "I don't get it either, hehe."

"That made no sense, what-so-ever. Please explain." Arthur said. 

'Kiku' came downstairs into the room and stood next to 'Kuro'. 

"Ok, which one of you is Kiku?" Alfred asked.

'Kuro' raised his hand and flipped Alfred off. "I am, dumbass." Kiku said, grinding his teeth out of annoyance. He really liked these games. He also put 50 cents into the infamous swear jar.  

"Alright, then, that wasn't so hard right? Now, Kiku, your commin' with us." Alfred said cheerfully, pulling on Kiku, before getting smacked in the face. Hard. 

"No."

"What? Say again?"

"I said, 'No'. So fuck off before I call Zhao in here." Kiku threatened, making the 2p's shiver. He sighed and gave Oliver 50 more cents.

"Wait, wait, wait, we're your friends. What do you mean, 'No'?" Alfred asked, not being able to comprehend the weight of what Kiku was saying. Why wouldn't one of his best friends go with him? 

"Are you deaf? I said, 'No' because I didn't want to go back. It's soo boring over there, and, frankry, you guys aren't very fun." Kiku said disdainfully. "You're arr ritter shits to me."

Clink

Two more quarters fall into the swear jar. 

Alfred stepped back to process everything that was happening. None of this made sense to him. 

While Alfred dealt with his internal crisis, Arthur gave it a shot to try to convince Kiku to go back to the 1p world with them. 

"Kiku, please. Everyone's worried about you." Arthur pleaded to deaf ears. 

"No. Rike I said, I'm not going back with you shits." 

"Please, the others will miss you. What about the Axis Powers? You can go back to them and we can keep fighting until one of us wins. That sounds fun, right?" 

"Werr, they can go fuck themserves." Four more coins were added to the swear jar. 

Arthur was at a loss of what to say, so Ivan decided to take over.

"Kiku~, come back with us, дa?"

"No." Kiku stood his ground and Kuro put his hand on his counterpart's shoulder.

"Magic Metal Pipe of Pain~!" Ivan said happily, sliding out his water pipe.

Kiku rolled his eyes, grabbed a blue cupkake, shoved it in Ivan's mouth, and watched soullessly as the large Russian man collapsed almost instantaneously.  Kiku smiled at his handy work and bent down to pick up the Russian's metal pipe. 

"Gomenasai, but I wirr not be coming back with you." the Japanese man said as he walked towards the 2p's. 

"Kiku, dude, why?" Alfred asked, coming out of his trance. 'Why would Kiku choose these evil bastards rather than his own friends?' Alfred asked himself, before looking at Ivan's sleeping form. 

Kiku smirked at Alfred's pain and walked back upstairs with Allen, Matt, Oliver, and Kuro. The two 1p's who were conscious were left there, still processing what happened. 

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A/N: Holy shit, its been a while since i've updated this story. the next chapter will be really short, and i might go into a hiatus with this story, as ive gotten pretty disinterested. Keep in mind, i wrote this when i was in 6th or 7th grade, and im just now editing and adding things to the story. 

I might also put this story up for adoption, but thats not set in stone. It really just depends on whether or not i get back into writing this. 

 if you have an interest in adopting the story, then dm me and we can try to work something out. 

 hehe its 0200 where i am rn lel