In the middle of the Ocean

Sits a lighthouse on a rock

It steers the boats from danger

Toward the port where they will dock

There's no flag flapping on the mast

For it was taken by the wind

Now there is just a pair of knickers

That have been securely pinned

Now there's two lights on the lighthouse

One is burning like a pyre

The lightening has only gone and set

The lighthouse keeper's knickers on fire!