"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN." phil screeched with all the energy he had. "Can you CALM YOUR NON EXISTENCE TITS." I said in the same tone.

"Danny, im hungry it been like ten minutes since you callllled." Phil whined. I giggled softly, "Be patient, its coming in like five more mintues."

"Fine." Phil rolled his eyes and threw himself onto the couch. I went ahead and sat next to him, still giggling since he was very energetic.

"Dan.. do you have anything achohlic..?" Phil whispered, shyly.

"I do, but we are under the legal age for drinking.." I said, pouting slightly. "Where is it.." Phil asked again in the same tone. I pointed over at a cabinet and Phil quickly got up and tottered to the cabient, getting the first thing he saw and drank it.

I titled my head, confused. "Phil do you drink?" I whispered, worried. Phil nodded, still drinking. I shook my head and sighed.

~20 mins later~

I hummed as I combed my fingers threw my hair. I watched as Phil he ate and slowly got intoxicated. I sighed again, "Phil, i'll be in my bedroom if you need me." I whispered. Phil nodded and I walked over to my room. I face planted my bed and stayed there.

I herd footsteps come over to my room, I knew it was Phil. "Dan, sit u-up." Phil whispered. I did what he asked and sat up, and I took a gaze at Phil.

He smirked and quickly tackled me. He hugged me tightly and nuzzled into my chest. I giggled and smiled at how cute intoxicated Phil was.

Phil broke away and took off his hoodie and shirt, I titled my head. "Are you hot Phil?" I whispered. Phil didnt reply, he just bit his lip and gazed at my crotch.

-AUTHOR NOTE

Next Chapter is MINER SMUT WARNING I REPEAT MINER SMUT WARNING. So be prepared :D

And sorry this is Sooooooo short, i promise the next chapter will be longer xD