The Human: Stiles Stilinski

"I don't regret leaving Beacon Hills. I regret not leaving sooner to get away from your bullshit"

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The Loving & Protective Boyfriend: Sebastian Smythe

"In case you haven't noticed, he's mine. He may have been yours in the past, but he's mine right now the same way I'm his. So, stop staring at him and stop thinking of ways to get him back. I don't plan on ever letting him go because I love him"

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The Overprotective Brother Figure: Finn Hudson

"You're lucky I haven't shoved a bottle of wolfsbane up your ass after what you did to my brother"

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The Sassy & Protective Brother Figure: Kurt Hummel

"If we're going to talk about terrible fashion, which I clearly don't have, go look at yourself in the mirror you piece of shit!"

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The Platonic Soulmate: Santana Lopez

"Damn, Sti. You never told me your werecoyote best friend was this hot"

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The Future Broadway Star: Rachel Berry

"It's still weird that you're dating Smythe, but as long as you're happy and he's treating you well that's all that really matters"

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The Blonde Best Friend: Quinn Fabray

"Liam's really cute. He resembles a puppy"

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The Sweet Best Friend: Brittany Pierce

"Stiles is my unicorn and I love him"

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The Protective Best Friend: Noah Puckerman

"If you don't step away from Stiles in the next few seconds, I have no problem kicking your ass" 

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The Wheelchair Best Friend: Artie Abrams

"I swear to god if he doesn't shut up, I will run him over with my wheelchair"

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The Grateful Best Friend: Sam Evans

"How the hell did you guys keep his secret for so long? As far as I'm concerned, Finn sucks at keeping secrets"

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The Gay Best Friend: Blaine Anderson

"Oh, Stiles, I'm so sorry"

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The Glee Club Teacher: Will Schuster

"I can't believe you three not only went to breakfast at Tiffany's, without permission, but broke into a theater of all places. How the hell did you not get kicked out?"

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The Cheerio's Coach: Sue Sylvester

"Stiles is the only one I like"