Chapter 1: The Hungry Games

It has been years as the characters of the many different fandoms lived together in perfect harmony.

Katniss Everdeen sat down with Prim on the lovely patch of inedible vegetables. Prim held Buttercup, her extremely grumpy meatball. Suddenly, Cinderheart the kitty padded up to them.

"Why hello, Cinderheart," Katniss addressed the cat. "I would like you to meet Buttercup, Prim's cat."

"Hello," Cinderheart replied.

Buttercup's eyes widened so greatly that her eyeballs popped out like that funny snapchat feature.

Then, she screamed.

"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME IT TALKS AND IT'S DISGUSTING! WHY IS SHE GRAY SHE LOOKS LIKE A HUNK OF FLUFFY METAL LIKE WHAT THE BLAZING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!" Buttercup screamed.

"Er...what's wrong with her?" Cinderheart tilted her head.

"EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUU WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU LOOK SO CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN A NORMAL CAT, YOU BIG FAT LUMP!"

Cinderheart felt so insulted that she smacked Buttercup across the face.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CLANMATE!" Squirrelflight's voice screeched from afar. She stomped towards her so fast that Buttercup's mouth dropped to the ground and decayed. Then it grew back on her chin.

Squirrelflight threw a pie at Buttercup and it exploded right in her face.

"HOW DARE YOU, YOU--"

Buttercup couldn't finish her sentence before she interrupted by Firestar.

"FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!" he screeched, throwing the inedible veggies and a few more other donuts that had appeared out of nowhere at Buttercup. Katniss and Prim disappeared suddenly because they didn't want to engage in the war.

"First one to eat all 100000000 pies wins!!" President Snow cried, but Katniss stabbed him in the face and killed him. The author did not like President Snow. So she let him perish.

"And now, presenting, the Hungry Games!" announced Bluestar.

Everyone let out battle cries, even those who were not related to the Hungry Games. Like Professor Dumbledore and Master Splinter.

Squirrelflight snapped her fingers and a whole pile of 100000000 pies each appeared before her and Buttercup. The Hungry Games had begun!

Super epic battle music started playing in the background for no reason whatsoever. The author said that it makes it more dramatic.

Squirrelflight and Buttercup both widened their mouths and threw pies into their mouths. They both became very fat. Squirrelflight was stuffing pies into her mouth at the speed of lightning, and so was Buttercup.

Suddenly, Buttercup exploded.

"HA!!!!!!" Squirrelflight yelled, "TAKE THAT, YOU OVERSIZED HAIRBALL!!!!!!!" She grinned maliciously. "I win."

Prim started crying, and the author felt sympathy towards her so she revived Buttercup.

"Okay, so Squirrelflight wins!!!!!" Bluestar screamed, throwing on her shades and started dancing to Hotline Bling. A disco ball appeared out of nowhere and rainbow lights started dancing on the inedible veggies.

"YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE!!!!!!" she yowled, "SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOOOOMETHIIIING!!! AND I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING!!!!! AND THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING!!!! AND YOU START PLAYING WITH THAT HOTLINE STRING!!!! AND I KICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO BEIJING!!!!!" she screamed random things that rhyme with "bling" and started rapping for no reason.

Everyone stared at Bluestar because she never does that. Bluestar snapped out of her crazy, hyper state.

"Eh heh..." she chuckled nervously because everyone was staring at her.

Then she died. Of embarrassment.

Just kidding! The author revived her back because everyone loves Bluestar.

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