[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘: 𝐑.𝐈.𝐏 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐁𝐘'𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐂]
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"where did you leave your love?"
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— "ITS MY TURN NOW WOHOO CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SUUUUFFFEER." Rose said evilly, making Colby look at her scarily, wondering who the fuck possessed her at this moment. She grabbed her hat and swayed her hand through the small papers and picked one up random. WALMART, in bold letters. "It's my favorite store!", The brunette says excitement.
"Walmart is your favorite store?" Colby asks her not knowing if she was joking of not.
And because of this, Rose looked at her best friend like he was the dumbest person in the world. "Maybe I take that compliment back." as she drove out of the Target parking lot on the way to Walmart.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, yeah I totally knew that." he said before shutting himself up making Rose laugh while she was on the freeway.
Now, they had arrived to Walmart. "So we are here, and I'm having a really hard time finding parking AGAIN, it's a Tuesday night, what the fuck!", she yelled into the camera while Colby filmed her at her rage.
"I think my favorite thing to see is Roses road rage." Colby comments, giggling as Rose fakes banging her head on the wheel in annoyance.
Rose parked her car, finally being able to breathe. "Jesus, Rose you act like someone fucked you too hard in bed." she opened her eyes after what he said and tried to not laugh after remembering him saying that but she couldn't hold it in and bursted out laughing at his dirty mind.
"How the fuck am I even friends with you, you literally say the dumbest things ever, I don't understand." Rose looked at the camera as he zoomed in on her confused face.
"I love you?" Colby said unsure of what to say at that moment.
She rolled her eyes and laughed tiredly as she turned off the car. "Love you too bro."
Rose and Colby walked into Walmart, while he walked in with her trying to make the fact that he had a camera not obvious. "So what is the lovely Rosalyn Fray going to get first?" He asks the Fray girl as they roam through the store. She goes to the bag section trying to like a big ass backpack to use.
"I don't know which one to pick, the black one with like glitter on the front pocket that says "If Smiling was a crime, we'd all be dead, or the light blue aesthetic one that's says "I'm an angel bitch", Rosalyn ask the camera showing them both options.
"Honestly I like the black one better."
"—Yeah me too lowkey." Rose grabs the bag and puts it over her shoulder as she shows off her bag in a mini fashion show.
Colby goes onto to make fun of her. "Ooooh guess I'm not the only emo." She tries to kick him for saying that but misses. "Your so mEEEAN." he grumbled as she laughs obnoxiously at her actions. They continue to walk around as Colby captures a rare Rose skip around the store like a little kid, with her emo bag. "Shes such a child I can't with her." He babbled to the camera.
They arrive to the shoes section, because well, can. Rose tries to find her size (which is a 7 1/2) but when she came across like black and white converse. "Holy crap, I've always wanted these." quietly excited by the shoes itself. "First item, CHECK," fitting it inside her bag.
What's funny was right by the shoes isle was the baby section, and Rose started to laugh for no reason. "What are you laughing about?", He questioned her and her insanity.
"I was thinking like, since we're here in the baby section I was gonna get something for my baby, but then I realized I have no fucking baby." Rose started to laugh again as Colby faced the camera back to himself shaking his head in disappointment.
Then, her eyes come across the sports area and lightens up. "Ohmygod imagine if I got a bike." she says while arriving towards that part of the store.
Colby zoomed in the camera at here while saying, "Are you fucking insane?!", jokingly at her.
Rose looked straight at the camera before replying back with a, "Hell fucking yes!", Both of them bursted out laughing as they look around the area. "Well I'm not that much of a sports girl, so I'm gonna bounce." she looked back at the camera before looking straight forward and skipping to the electronics area.
"Now this is when she gets her revenge." He acknowledged, referring to himself buying a lot of unnecessary expensive things.
She turned herself around to the camera whilst walking backwards to brag. "I'm about to make Colby get bankrupt right now." Rosalyn joked as she looked around the Apple products seeing what she could get.
"Hahahaha don't joke about that." Colby argued as he watched her look at the expensive Apple products making her laugh at the camera.
They had come across an employee, and Rosalyn already knew what she wanted, so she asked him politely, "Hi, can I get 2 air pods, 1 MacBook, 4 charger chords and 2 regular earphones." she describes to one of the workers as she examined what was in one of the locked in boxes. The worker grabbed all of things she said and put in her bag she said, giving the camera a thumbs up as he out everything in her bag. "Thank you dude." The girl thanked the worker for her weird request. Rose walked away in a giggly mood after that. "I don't think that worker knew what was going on he was like, "ok this girl is just buying like $900 worth of Apple products, yeah no big deal", explaining what she thought of the whole situation.
"Yeah, he probably thought "why the hell is this 5'2 with a black bag roaming around the store with an emo boy with a camera in his hand." he impersonated him making Rose exhale laughably at his trail of thought. She looked around the camera area, and saw Polaroid cameras.
She grew excited again and shouted, "Awwwuh, I've always wanted one, NOW I CAN GET ONE BECAUSE I AINT BUYING IT AHAHA YAY!", yelling out a bit quietly not wanting make a scene. She shoved the box inside her bag as he was laughing at her dismay.
They were now at the pillow isle, strange right? Even Colby thought that too. "There's so much pillows I can't choose oh my lord." she excitedly screamed looking at the amount of comfy pillows infront of her. At the end, she grabbed two really soft pillows, and they were both snuggly as she wanted it to be, even thought she had like 5 pillows at her, no amount of pillows would ever be enough for Rosalyn Fray.
"Oh god, girl stuff NOOOO." Rose only laughed at his complaining about her feminism and girliness.
As she was shaking her head at Colby's despair, she jokes around and says, "Oh god, Colby's getting bankrupt noooo." immediately making his facial recognition change from laughing to looking at her with pure seriousness. She looked at the camera not wanting to see his face and gave it another thumbs saying, "Ok let's get some Walmart makeup." before walking away from Colby. Rose ended up getting about 12 dark colored lipsticks, 13 liquid lipsticks, a lot of perfume, makeup wipes, a good amount of foundations, primers, concealer, highlighters, other makeup she wanted to try, face wash, moisturizers, faces masks, and hair ties because she keeps breaking them every week.
Her bag was about full, but she hadn't even complete the whole store yet. "This gives me war flashbacks to school days, AHHHHWUH!", She complains, trying to make herself feel more comfortable with the amount of stuff in her bag.
"You can stop now if you want." Colby suggested wanting her to stop at the amount of stuff she already got in her bag.
Rosalyn laughs at his trail thought before saying, "Fuck that I'm getting another bag." running to the bag section again to get like a grocery bag, as Colby chased her to it. As the Fray girl grabbed her secondary bag, she roamed around the store. "Well, since I have a grocery bag, might as well do grocery." she suggested to herself.
"Are you fucking kidd—"
"—What was that my love?", Rose looked behind her to ask him what he said to her behind her back.
"Oh I just said yeah, you should!", as soon as she looked back forward, he faced the camera to him rolling his eyes and sighing.
She grabbed a milk, eggs, bacon, some pancake mix, ice cream (of course), pork, because unlike her vegetarian friend Tara, she loved and adored meat. It was at this point that she did indeed have to call Tara to ask what they needed for the fridge itself.
"I know! I'm going to get you your pink lemonade! I'm asking about what else we need—No shit! I'm doing grocery shopping even though it's Thursday, this is for a fucking video my dear." making Colby laugh in the background seeing the girl slightly fighting with her bestfriend in a playful way.
He faces the camera to himself again to show his laughter. "This happens almost everytime I go grocery shopping with Rose, it's so funny."
"You want veggie burgers? Oh shit okay miss vegetarian ass.....BUT YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF VEGETARIAN SHUSH, no need to get mad at me, I'll get you your non meat..meat." Rose still holding her phone in her ear whilst roaming around the isle to try and find what Tara was asking for.
"Take notes kids, this is how friendship looks like." Colby emphasizes to the camera as he zooms in on Rosalyn and her face, making him giggle a little.
When she did find it, she goes on to say, "Alright, I go it, anything else—because you know, we could postmate every other meal besides breakfast or maybe even lunch if you really want me to try those fucking patties...okay I'm taking you word for it, if I end up vomiting, I'll vomit in your bathroom. Okay, I'm sorry, but seriously...I'll see you later T, k, bye." hanging up the phone to look at Colby who had a big grin on his face.
Rosalyn shook her head at him. "I think I'm done, my love." in which he noted mentally. "My whole body feels like it's tearing itself apart and I want to go home." Now having a sad expression plastered on her face.
"Now you know how I feel you dumbass." He angrily refers to his experience half an hour ago, still feeling his headache from the helmet.
Rolling her eyes, Rose insults him saying, "Fuck you lets go loser." grumbling as they both walk down the little isle-way to the register to finally pay for her stuff.
"So how did you think this video went?", He asked her for Roses honest opinion.
She thought about it for quite a moment before speaking up, "Like literally, I've never felt so tired and exhausted and so overwhelmed I guess about a video, because I guess I have never had to go outside and or actually travel for a video, and I don't know, use my fucking body I don't know." laughing while trying to explain the amount of emotions she felt at that moment. "Or maybe it's because I'm hanging out with you, and maybe your crackhead energy is making me lose my mind." making Rose and Colby laugh insanely loud, maybe too loud making people roll their heads at their direction. "I'm kidding I'm kidding, but although as much as I have been a mean ass bitch throughout this video, I genuinely do love Colby, y'all better not take that the wrong way."
Colby looked at her with big ass puppy dog eyes after she said that feeling his heart become fuzzy. "Awwwwwuh." putting what she said in her face.
Colby filmed as Rosalyn tried to put stuff down without trying to drop it. "Oh shit, ohmygod DON'T." She told to her backpack, Colby chuckling in the background. "Colby fuck you, I can hear you laughing, ya stinkin little bitch." Rosalyn said as she starts to scan through her items. "I'm not deaf." she continued to scan, as the total amount began to pile up more and more.
"Ah.Ah.Ah.Uhhhuuuh"—"OOOOOOOH." she completed the beginning of the BTR Theme song. "I was one of their biggest motherfucking fans ever, I had like every song on my phone and I still do!" showing Colby proof giving him her phone to show the camera.
"Oh my god she does what the fuck Rose?", showing the camera the fact that she had every album of theirs saved on her Apple iTunes playlist.
A scoff escapes her lips. "Don't judge a BTR fan by heart." Rose continued to scan her items, trust me, she got a lot of stuff.
The total came out to be $3,789, which blown Colby's mind, as his face turned into a sad frown having to pay for this. "This is because I love you." before putting his card in, breathing out a fake sob and wiping a fake tear as she kept laughing at his actions. "Are you seriously laughing at me right now?", walking up to her seriously close to the face.
She was still laughing at him when she responded with, "Yes, I am sir." with a country girl accent to answer with.
"Do you seriously wanna get fucked tonight sweetheart?", He asked seductively to her. Roses cheeks getting flustered for some odd reason.
Rosalyn looked directly into his daring eyes. "Maybe I do daddy." she stopped before flickering her eyes at him in a flirtatious way, biting her lip. The tension between them was thick. "Ok this is going to far let's go home." she interrupted before anything went wrong with them.
Colby grabbed the camera from her and filmed her trying to get her 2 bags. "Ok I'm good, I got it, shut up!", She reassured him as she stood still, thinking she was about wipe fake sweat off her forehead realizing that she actually had sweat. "Oh god ewww." She grumbles, while wiping the sweat on her jeans.
Colby zoomed in on Rose skipping out of his site. "Rose wait, ROSE!" Colby yells in the parking lot.
He saw that she looked back but she couldn't hear exactly what he said so she yelled back, "Huh?"
"WAIT FOR ME!", Colby shouts once more into the parking lot to a far away Rosalyn who was already done putting her stuff in the car.
"COLBY GET YOUR GET YOUR SLOW ASS HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE NO XBOX!", threatening him as she started the car. This only made Colby run for his life as she watched him run. He eventually caught up to her and sat in her car and put the camera on her little tripod set in her dashboard.
"So.." Rose started as they both sat in the car. "Today was a bit crazy." she continues. Colby wipes his face in exhaustion and in tiredness.
"Yeah it fucking was." Colby admitted tiredly since it was already about 7pm at night.
"But I had fun I guess, did you?", Rosalyn asked the boy right beside her.
"Yeah no actually, I did have a lot of fun, I mean literally anything I do with you is fun."he responded back referring to Rose.
"Awuuuh stop it you literally do this every fucking video, but thank you, I had so much fun seeing you trying to carry a shit ton of random shit." The girl rambles a bit leaving it on a funny note. "But thank you guys for watching my video today I hope you laughed as much as I did in this video, I think my cheeks kind of hurt a bit, but please leave a like and subscribe to me and Colby because well, I said so bitch. Thank you all and I'll see you later, byeee." she says before turning off he camera. Colby slumped around in his seat slowly feeling himself sleepy.
"Ready to go go home?", Asking the sleepyhead in the front seat, that was Colby Brock.
He glanced at her, rubbing his eyes and looking once more before replying saying, "Yeah." as she started to drive back home, the whole car ride, was filled with her glancing over to Colby as he looked so cute happily sleeping, and she couldn't help but smile at his cute state. That day ended off on a good and happy note, with thousands of dollars deducted off their bank accounts, but a lot of happiness in their hearts, and that's what mattered to both of them.
—𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚? | 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤
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