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— "SO, TODAYS VIDEO IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE," Rose says to the camera in her car, Colby siting in her passenger-seat. She clicks her tongue as they both stare at the camera in silence.

"Hey what's up you guys it's Sam and Colby—"he starts before stopping halfway, laughing at what he said while Rose looked at him in funnily shook with her mouth open.

She then goes onto respond, "Yeah guys, I'm Colby Brock here with Sam Golbach and today we're going to make dick balloons!" she sarcastically says before earning a confused grin from Colby. Rose ugly laughs after seeing his reaction hitting her steering wheel.

"Yeah, Sam's actually in the backseat, and—"he jokingly added in, making Rose hit him in the shoulder, causing Colby to scream loudly in the car.

Rosalyn had already frowned annoyed as she shouts, "SHUT UUUUP!", Rose exclaiming at Colby yelling twice as loud in crackhead mode. She inhaled deeply, closing her eyes before saying, "I can't even do my own intro properly, this is why I can't film Colby, I'll go crazy before the video even starts." Rose wipes her face and cheeks before sighing heavily.

Colby laughs hardly. "True, we've literally tried to film so much videos together yet we both get so distracted that we are like "well fuck we look like actual idiots"." Colby explains with a bit of a backstory while she continued to drink her Starbucks.

"BECAUSE WE ARE ACTUAL IDIOTS!", Rosalyn yelled once more at him, looking at his idiotic face sarcastically.

They both are actually fucking crazy at this point. "I KNOW BITCH." Colby yelled back meanly to her,' seeing that she was being rude to him.

"CAN WE FUCKING START THE VIDEO?!" Rose and him held insane eye contact for awhile before Rose looked back at the camera and calmly says, "Hey guys, it's your favorite Rose here and today, I'm here the emo crackhead that is Colby Brock," the brunette introduced her star guest to her youtube channel.

He goes for the sexual route and introduces himself. "Hey guys, it's yo daddy," He greeted, making Rose slurp her coffee with a fixed expression on her face. Is this dude fucking serious right now?

"No son, stop it."she put her drink down. "And today's video, we're going to be doing the "Anything you can carry, I'll pay for challenge," and yes before the 10 year olds in the future, I sure as hell know I'm stealing this idea from Mr.Beast, but I don't give a fuck, and he knows me anyway, so I think he'll give me a pass." Colby looked at her slightly confused.

Not knowing, he asks, "Wait you actually know Mr.Beast?", Rose wheezed a bit after he asked her that. She nodded to him, remembering the time she met him. "Oh shit," The blue haired devil whispered. Rose giggles historically at his response.

"So if you don't know how this game or challenge goes." she pauses before getting up from the drivers seat to snoop around the backseat grabbing her hat filled with little papers. "So we both get to pick one store from this hat and from that store, whatever you can carry, I'll pay for, and whatever store I pick, you'll pay for." adding an evil "mwahahahaha" at the end of her explanation.

Now realizing what he has agreed on, he grows scared. "Oh god, what did I sign up for." Colby feared, putting his hand on his face after realizing what he was invited for.

"Im so excited to see what fucking happens, and I hope this goes terrible wrong because I need content," making Colby grin at her words. She grabs her bag from the bag and picks up a random nickel. "K, which side will you be?", Rose asks him.

He debated in his head for Heads, but felt like Tails. "I think I'm going with Tails, because Tails is just- well tails is just the better side," He admits putting his hands up in the air admitting that.

The Fray girl looked at him like he was insane before adding, "Ok, but we been knew that Heads always mother fucking win." oh boy was she in for a ride. She flipped the coin up in the air and caught it with ease and flipped the coin onto her other hand. Rose looked back at the camera then to Colby, before terrifyingly saying, "OHMYGOD IM SCARED," Rose removed her hand from the coin to see the coin flipped on TAILS. Colby screamed loud in congrats to himself as he was going first, while Rose had a big frown on her face as she slumped into her seat.

Not caring about Rosalyn's facial expression he continues to congratulate himself. "I get to go first bitch!" He says in a cowboy tone. Rosalyn grabbed the hat and let him pick from it, hoping to every god ever to not let him go to Best Buy, or else she'll go bankrupt. As his hand roamed through the fine print papers, he picked one randomly, opening the paper. TARGET. It said in bold letters. "TARGET WOHOO BABY!" he screamed into the camera, showing them the paper.

Rose can only smile at his idiocy and childhood like state. "I feel like Target is the hub for Youtubers now days like, name one Youtuber that isn't upsets with Target." she questioned him as he buckled his seat belt.

"You.." he bluntly replies to her. Rose looked at him with a blank expression on her face.

And to be honest, he wasn't half wrong. "Yeah." she admitted, sighing, earning a little giggle back from him. "Ohhhh did I make every Youtuber hate me? I think I did," starting her car. "K, we'll see you guys later when we are at TAAAARGET!" saying it Target in a country girl accent, slurring it.

"TAAAARGET!" Colby does the same. They both laugh as she turns off the camera.

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— "WE ARE HEEEEERE!" Her voice was heard loud and clear as she and him were in the target parking lot, as Colby was filming her trying to park.

"You think someone we know are at this Target?" Colby asked behind the camera, facing it to a fixated Rosalyn trying to find good parking.

Then she goes on to answer his question. "Colby, if I know anything about Target, is that there's always at least twenty youtubers in each Target in California." Rose says while back up into her spot. The blue haired boy faced the camera to him and nodded before facing it back to her as she parked the car. "Give me back my camera you bitch." causing Colby to laugh at her meanly action as she grabbed her camera from him.

Now, they were currently walking into the entrance. "So we kind of have to be lowkey with this camera because stores have a bad reputation for kicking out youtubers for literally filming," The girl quietly whispered to the camera as she brought her little vlog camera to her knees so that they don't suspect her and Colby. As they walked down the isles, Rosalyn asks, "What's your game plan soldier?", in a sort of tough voice as she followed him with her camera.

"Well, I was trying to get like a bag or like i don't know something I could carry to put my items in my bag to make it more easier to carry." Colby explains his game plan towards the camera.

Suprised by his thoughtful thinking, she acknowledges him, "Wow thats actually smart, what the fuck, when did Colby get smart everybody?", Rose obnoxiously says behind the camera as they go to the bag area as he roamed to find a big bag.

He soon found a nice big gray bag and started to walk around the store to find his first item. "Honestly I don't know what the fuck I'm going to get I wasn't prepared for this." Colby looked back at the camera in total chaos.

"What, so you haven't thought about a day where you can random go into a store and get everything you touch for free?" Rose questions him whilst still walking around the store itself.

He coughs loudly. "No!", He responded, earning a giggle from her after seeing his frantic self.

The first section he thought of was the men section clothes. "SERIOUSLY CLOTHES?", She squealed at his choice and slightly judging him at the same time.

Already tired of Rosalyn and her sarcasm, he replies with a, "Yes, why noooot?" Colby obnoxiously answered back in an annoying tone.

"I didn't say shit," she coughed back. He grabbed a bunch of men's underwear and shoved it into his bag almost dropping it but using his fast reflexes to catch them. "Holy shit that was close ohmygod." Rose quietly laughed at his almost lost. She zoomed in on the right time to capture his face in action.
"Colby's first choice is underwear, how exciting can this video get?", making Colby scoff at her making fun of him.

"What? A boy needs underwear are you making fun of me?", acting all offended and tough towards Rosalyn as if she was doing something wrong.

Going into defend herself from Colby's accusations, she says, "I'm not making fun of the underwear I'm just making fun of the amount of underwear you shoved in your bag like seriously 7 bags of like 4, are you insane? Do you masturbate that much?" She funnily said to him, making Colby "sssssshhhhsh" back at her.

"I don't need anyone to know I have a problem." Colby jokingly admitted making Rose shake her head back at him. They come across the toy section, and immediately, Colby's eyes lighten up, while this made Rose fear for her life. "Oh my, this going to be amazing." before pushing a lot of random toys he thought were cool.

For example, a small toy gun, a mini pool table set, Uno The Card game, Bop it, a fucking FIRBY, Drunk Stoned or Stupid, What Do You Meme, and bunch of other things she couldn't remember. Lets just say, Colby left that isle with a piece of his childhood back together as he was skipping like a child to the sports section.

"Oh, can we get a fucking skateboard?", He asked Rose who looked at him once more with confusion stuck on her face. He grabbed the skateboard from the isle and roamed around the area more to see Basketballs, Tennis Rackets, Baseball gear, Roller Blades, and Bicycles.

"Oh my god Colby, you should get this!", Rose pointed the camera to a hot pink helmet. She grabbed it to show Colby which made him scoff.

Looking at it one more from a distance, he responds with, "That looks like it's too small for me!", Colby yelled from down the isle.

"No it fucking isn't!", She skipped her way to Colby as she starts to put it on his head, shoving it down, making him burst out an "OOWWWW" to Rose who only laughed at his misery as she clipped it on his head and walked a bit back to show how he looked like.

Evilly, she advises him, "Perfect, no you have to wear that for the rest of the time we're here or you'll lose." Colby realized what she did, and what she did was sabotage him.

"Damn it I knew this was stupid." he complained, referring to his now kind of permanent hat as she bursted out laughing as they looked through other isles.

They soon arrived to the electronics section, which made Rose worry. "Now this is the part where I get bankrupt." she says behind the camera, slightly foreshadowing. Colby laughed once more as he roamed around what to get himself. He ended up getting a Xbox, a Polaroid camera, Fortnite, a bunch of Movies, an aux cord, expensive fucking headphones, and a random MacBook Pro, WHICH HE DIDNT EVEN NEEDED.

"Well, there goes my trip to Hawaii." Colby choked on his spit after hearing her say that while walking away from that god forsaken isle. "How the fuck are you still standing?"

— "I don't even know, I'm starting to get a headache because of this helmet." Colby cutted between her sentence complains about his raging headache.

"Well then lets go to the medicine isle!", She yelled while Colby looked into the camera with a frown on his face. As soon as she found the Advil she threw it at him hoping he catches it, which he did, getting hit in the face in the process, she only smiled at him in a not so devilish way but in a way that Colby knew she was mischief.

"Yeah, my arm like really hurts I think I'm done." he admitted his facial expression showing how uncomfortable he was in.

Rosalyn yelled back in shock, "YOUR ARM ONLY HURTS NOW?!" facing the camera to him as they walk to cash register. "Your literally caring a skate board, and so much more junk that I think my arms would fall apart by the amount of shit your holding right now." Rose complains more  to Colby.

As they arrive to the self register, He immediately placed his stuff done carefully almost knocking off his headphones in which he almost fell trying to save. "I got that on camera! Colby Brock almost getting a concussion to save his precious Beats Heaphones!", She mimicked a new caster sharing a story. As he stood up to place it with the rest of the items, Rose added, "You better be thankful that I put on that pink little helmet on you or else you probably get an actual concussion." as Colby took off the helmet immediately a weight lifted off his head.

He recorded Rose scanning the items as he zoomed in on the total, which was close to a thousand. "Come on, come on! YES!" He yelled in excitement as the total amount passed a thousand dollars. Rose couldn't help but giggle at his action as she continued to scan.

The ending total amount was about $2,159. Rose looked at the camera and smiled sarcastically saying, "This is so fun." knowing you could hear the sarcasm in her tone, as she put her card in to pay.

"Thank you Rose, I love you." thanking her.

"Your welcome Colby, I hate youuuu." she spurred her words as she got the receipt while laughing.

"Oh shut up I know you love meee," he said while hugging her from behind keeping the camera infront of them as she smiled slightly at his actions.

Rose recorded Colby trying to carry his 4 plastic bags filled with the things he couldn't fit in his main bag outside, struggling his way to the exit. "The real challenge here is trying to carry the bags to the car." while recording Colby walk out the store and back to the Roses car, struggling.

"Why, did I have to do this too myself ahhhhh!" while carrying his stuff in his hands. Lets just say, at that moment, it showed that Colby Brock didn't really have much upper strength.

Rose started to car and waited for Colby to hurry up and put his thing in her trunk. "This boy is so fucking slow I'm about to drive away without him." she threatened as she looked in the back to see him push her trunk door down, seeing him finally done.

"UUUUUGH." Colby groaned into his seat exhausted, making Rose slightly chuckle at his despair.

"What are you UUUUUGHHING about?", Rose mimicked him meanly but in a joking sense.

"I'm just so tired!", He yelled back rubbing his eyes. Rose put her hands on his shoulder, massaging it slowly.

"You do realize we still have to do film my challenge right?", She says looking at him with her hands on the steering wheel.

As the realizing came to Colby, he screamed, "SHIIIIIIIITTTT." making Rose laugh in her seat. She heard Colby fake sob which makes her pout a bit. "I'm so fucking tiiiiired, ahh." Colby continues fake sobbing and groaning.

Rosalyn brought her head to Colby, laying it on his shoulder. "It's ok, sweetie, it's ok." she tried to make him feel better in the moment.

"Oh god." he said to her quietly, having to do this process again for her.

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