Me: *reading Yaoi on Wattpad*

Parent: *blows door open with machine gun* SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!!!!! YOUR GOING TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS HOUSE!!!!

Me: *hides iPad* oh really? :3 Yay! ❤️

Parent: BUUUUTTTTTTT

Me: sigh

Parent: nuuu iPad! .3.

Me: k *thinking* it's ok, nothing's bigs going to happen on Wattpad!

Two days later

Me: WTF IS THIS!!!!! *300000 updates* LIFE WHY!!!!

Life: troll lololololololololo

Me: shut the f*ck up Life!!!!

Life: .........