Me: *wakes up* UGGGGGGGGGGG NUUUUUUUUU *falls asleep for a minute*

--Next day--

Me: *wakes up* UGGGGGGGGGG NUUUUUUUUUU *falls asleep for a another hour*

--Next day--

Me: *still asleep, in dreamland* I AM NOT WAKING UP!!!!! *stabs a pirate* ARG!!!!!!

That is my mornings everyday, how are yours?