Art teacher: *looks at the trash can* Alright who will be kind enough to empty the trash?
Me: Teach you know that would be a "trashy" idea to do right now
Friend: no
Me: I mean, to take it out in the middle of class is pretty "rubbish"
Friend: Please stop
Me: it would be "garbage"-
Friend: NO DERPDERP NO I WILL SLAP YOU
Me: Sorry dude, guess I have a
Friend: DONT
Me: *in tears* trashy personality
Friend: *internally screaming*