This happens every time, no kidding.

Me: .........Lets see what we got. Spam,spam, the spam war I started purely of #'s, OMG SOMEONE UPDATED A STORY!!!! *jumps off cliff*

Random person: DON'T JUMP-
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SH*T REALLY!?!?

Me: *flys out of cliff* Lol NOPE *looks at notifications* A UPDATE FROM A DIFFERENT BOOK!!!!  *about to jump le cliff again*

Random person: NO

Me: ):