Mom: What do you want for Christmas Derpderp?
Me: A Robin amiibo!
Mom: -Later- No.
Me: Why!
-Later-
Me: I want this video game! *shows Fnaf 4*
Mom: Never. That will give you nightmares.
Me: I don't even dream!
-One last time!-
Me: Can I get money?
Mother: ................*thinking* Crap I don't have any excuse for that!
Me: *smirks*
Mother: ;—;