Dipper's POV

My head felt groggy and I was seeing white spots in my vision. 

Is that Mabel riding on Waddles while holding a large candy cane as a weapon?

I shook my head to clear my vision and apologize for bumping into someone. When I opened my eyes, I found myself on top of Pacifica with my face very close to hers. 

Please don't open your eyes. Please don't open your eyes.

She then groaned and opened her eyes.

Son of a-

Her eyes widened when she saw my face. My mortification only grew when she realized the compromising position we were in. I felt my face warm up and I saw that Pacifica even blushed too.

Oh heck, I hope she doesn't kill me.

I then opened my mouth to say something but I only managed to stutter like an idiot.

"Uh- uh- uhmmm. I- I'm s- sorry."

She then blushed a brighter shade of red and said, "Me too! I wasn't looking where I was going."

Oh thank... whatever deity helping me!

"Ok, so uh... lemme get off you and let's forget this ever happened."

"Uhhh... sure."

I then went to stand up until my Pines luck made me slip on a piece of carpet that ripped. The next thing I knew, my lips crashed on hers.

Curse you whoever did this!!!!!!

Seconds pass by while I am thinking of ways of how to get out of this situation and not get buried behind the Northwest estate. I can see my gravestone now. Dipper Pines, great brother, intelligent detective and sorry excuse for a man.

She had a shocked expression on her face but it softened. Then, she smiled and placed her hand on my neck, pulling me close to her.

Oh my gosh! I'm kissing Pacifica Northwest, Mabel's enemy, the richest girl in Gravity Falls, and the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life.

What did I just say!?!?!??

I then snapped back to reality and closed my eyes while our lips fell into sync. I just couldn't resist this girl, she was beautiful and I did not want to pass up this opportunity. We continued to kiss 'till we heard a cough. We both opened our eyes and separated our lip lock. We turned our heads simultaneously to the source of the cough and the source of some of my worst moments. 

Oh, no. Mabel!?!?!?!

I got up and helped Pacifica up. We then turned away from each other and took an unnatural particular interest in basically anywhere else but each other and Mabel. I side-eyed Mabel's face and her expression was the most frightening thing I ever seen. She smiled widely but less in a normal way but more of an excited "I'm going to do horrible things to you" way.

Seeing Pacifica wasn't going to help calm the beast, I spoke up with false bravado, "Uh, Mabel I can explain."

"No, Dipper. Why?"

"Why, what?"

Is this the end for Dipper Pines? Death by sibling strangulation?

"Why didn't you guys tell me you were together?!?!!?!"

Huh?

Pacifica then shook her head fervently and said, "No! It's not what you think. We're not together!"

I coughed as I caught on to what she said and continued, "Yeah, it was an accident. We just bumped into each other in the hallway. Nothing big you know. So don't freak out or do anything Mabel-y"

She then nodded as if she had a fantastic epiphany and she said something that gave me a heart attack.

"Oh, okay. I'll go tell Grenda and Candy! Also Soos, Grunkle Stan and Wendy. This is so cute. I ship you guys! I'm gonna leave you lovebirds to continue your... date."

She was about to run away when I grabbed her and clamped my hand over her mouth. "No, Mabel! If others find out, I'll freak out." I said in a whispered and furious tone.

Unfortunately, my face turned into one of disgust and instantly pulled my hand away from Mabel's mouth. And I pulled a handkerchief from my tuxedo's pocket and instantly wiped my hand.

I glared at Mabel and yelled, "Why do you keep on licking my hand!?"

"Hahahaa!" She looked at me with a proud face. "Huzzah! Another victory for The Mabel's feminine wiles!"

Pacifica then stepped away from Mabel, eyeing carefully Mabel's 'interesting' personality and from the look on her face, remembering the many, MANY times Mabel exhibited her quirkiness. She was disgusted too and said, "Ewwwww! Why did you lick Dipper's hand?"

"Sorry. Don't worry, I won't say anything." She said. 

We then let out a sigh of relief. Of course, if I wasn't so relieved I would have heard her whisper under her breath, "...yet."

She then started sauntering away like a gazelle back to the party until she stopped. She then turned her head back to us with a disturbing smirk. "I'll go find Grenda. And don't start making out on me, you two!"

She ran away, laughing at what she did. I and Pacifica blushed more at her careless comment which I would give anything for that not to happen ever again.

She ran farther and farther until we couldn't hear her footsteps.

What now?