Groom: Aldrinsroad

Bride (or Groom): ???

Best Man: Jairus

Maid of Honor: makkachicken69 (Self-Proclaimed)

Venue: Maldives (During the Red Tide)

Outfit:

Theme: Roman (DO YOU HAVE ANY GODDAMN IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO FIND SOMETHING AT LEAST REMOTELY SIMILIAR?!)

Honeymoon Destination: Oregon Seaside