The Dancing Titan
Hanji: (Crashes into Levi's office) Shorty! You need to come with me, right now!
Levi: (Jumps in shock, spilling tea down his crisp clean shirt) ARGH!!! MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE SHIRT! (Starts to cry) WHY?! It was so clean... (Sobs)... and just so perfect... (Sobs) FOUR-EYES! (Stands up) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! (Death glare)
Hanji: Oh, Captain Tiny! (Laughs) It's only a tea stain!
Levi: (Freezes) O-only a tea stain?! YOU JUST RUINED MY FABULOUSNESS!!!!
(Thranduil breaks down the door)
Levi: WHAT THE HE-
Thranduil: WHAT DID YA SAY?! YOUR FABULOUSNESS?! WELL HONEY (Sassy finger snap) YOUR FABULOUSNESS S NOTHING COMPARED TO MY FABULOUSNESS!! UNDERSTAND?! I'M THE KING OF FABULOUSNESS!!! (Sassy pose)
Levi: ... Ummm... Who are you?
Thranduil: (Goes pale, sobs and crumbles into dust and is blown away by a sudden breeze)
Hanji: ...
Levi: ...
Legolas: (Shuffles in) Have you seen Ad- Wait... (Looks at dust) Oh... Not again... (Sweeps up dust) Com'on Ada, your elk needs his antlers polishing! (Jumps out window)
Hanji: Well... Aaaanyway, you need to see what I've taught Bean! (Grabs Levi's wrist and pulls him out of the office)
(In the courtyard)
Levi: What in the wall's name?! (Looks up at Bean who's wearing a titan sized white shirt, black trousers, black bow tie and blue blazer)
Hanji: (Giggles) That isn't all...
Levi: What?!
Hanji: It's all for a good cause, Levi... (Smiles)
Levi: Right.
Hanji: Yep! Ready Bean? (Presses the play button on the boom box that magically appears)
(Gangnam Style starts to play)
Levi: The hell?
Hanji: Okay, Bean! 5 6 7 8!
(Both Hanji and Bean start dancing to Gangnam Style while Levi watches in awe)
Levi: (Turns around to see if anyone's watching) Screw it! (Joins in) OP, OP OP OP! OPPA TITAN STYLE!
Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Thanks to my friend, Grace_Herondale for the chapter!
Thanks again guys,
~Lindir
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