The Dancing Titan

Hanji: (Crashes into Levi's office) Shorty! You need to come with me, right now!

Levi: (Jumps in shock, spilling tea down his crisp clean shirt) ARGH!!! MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE SHIRT! (Starts to cry) WHY?! It was so clean... (Sobs)... and just so perfect... (Sobs) FOUR-EYES! (Stands up) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! (Death glare)

Hanji: Oh, Captain Tiny! (Laughs) It's only a tea stain!

Levi: (Freezes) O-only a tea stain?! YOU JUST RUINED MY FABULOUSNESS!!!!

(Thranduil breaks down the door)

Levi: WHAT THE HE-

Thranduil: WHAT DID YA SAY?! YOUR FABULOUSNESS?! WELL HONEY (Sassy finger snap) YOUR FABULOUSNESS S NOTHING COMPARED TO MY FABULOUSNESS!! UNDERSTAND?! I'M THE KING OF FABULOUSNESS!!! (Sassy pose)

Levi: ... Ummm... Who are you?

Thranduil: (Goes pale, sobs and crumbles into dust and is blown away by a sudden breeze)

Hanji: ...

Levi: ...

Legolas: (Shuffles in) Have you seen Ad- Wait... (Looks at dust) Oh... Not again... (Sweeps up dust) Com'on Ada, your elk needs his antlers polishing! (Jumps out window)

Hanji: Well... Aaaanyway, you need to see what I've taught Bean! (Grabs Levi's wrist and pulls him out of the office)

(In the courtyard)

Levi: What in the wall's name?! (Looks up at Bean who's wearing a titan sized white shirt, black trousers, black bow tie and blue blazer)

Hanji: (Giggles) That isn't all...

Levi: What?!

Hanji: It's all for a good cause, Levi... (Smiles)

Levi: Right.

Hanji: Yep! Ready Bean? (Presses the play button on the boom box that magically appears)

(Gangnam Style starts to play)

Levi: The hell?

Hanji: Okay, Bean! 5 6 7 8!

(Both Hanji and Bean start dancing to Gangnam Style while Levi watches in awe)

Levi: (Turns around to see if anyone's watching) Screw it! (Joins in) OP, OP OP OP! OPPA TITAN STYLE!

Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Thanks to my friend, Grace_Herondale for the chapter!
Thanks again guys,
                   ~Lindir

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