Being a powerful demigod really sucks because, well, you get hunted down every minute of your freaking life. People still talk about the fugitive 12-year-old boy that was kidnapped. Which was me and that war god Ares.

Well, it didn't go like that exactly, but people think I'm a terrorist since I was forced to blow up schools. Why? Because of monsters. Being a child of the Big Three, I have an extra-strong aroma of demigod blood to monsters, so I'm really a freaking monster magnet.

I'm pretty much done with all that rubbish, all those mortals twisting the stories to fit their realm of understanding. That's why sometimes I sort of get 'kidnapped' and interrogated because the mortals depend on whatever species caught me. The Avengers made me suffer enough, racking my brain with dumb questions. Like, "How can you survive holding your breathe for 10 minutes straight?", "Why the heck did you jump off the Gateway Arch and HOW DID YOU SURVIVE??" and "Since when did you learn those sick fighting moves?" and constantly trying to get me to join them.

No thanks, suckers. I'd rather have Annabeth lecturing me any day. Well, Peter's not bad. And neither is Tony. But still, give me a break, guys.

It also made my brain stretch its limits because when I'm being interrogated, I discover a new species, set of gods, or something like that. It's really weird, having to reveal your water powers because Poseidon's your dad and then proceeding to staring at you like you grew a second head or something.

Dude, just let an 18-year-old teenage demigod live his life, because honestly, we don't live that long.

Anyways, the Fates really screwed up on this interrogation. It was...well, you can see for yourself.