Russia: HELP BELARUS IS GONNA KILL ME!! *glomps me*

Me: RUSSIA YOU'RE OVER SIX FEET TALL*falls over* I CAN'T BREATHE

Belarus: *screaming*

Russia: *screaming*

Me: *can't scream because Russia's on top of me*

Me: *drowns in Russia's scarf*

Len: *stares* Nope. *walks away*