"I don't know what we can do to show we love you equally"

Maybe fucking act like you do

"Why do you always say she's the favorite?"

Because she fucking is and you know it

"I don't always turn everyone against you!"

YES YOU FUCKING DO

"You're nice when you're not a jerk"

Thanks, shithead

"You're always up in your room"

Maybe because I'm in a house full of fucking idiots who hate me. Just maybe

"Go die. I wouldn't mind"

Gladly, slutbag