So I just filed a response to WattPad Help about reporting someone

It was the most awkward thing

I was describing a sexual profile and background picture someone had on their profile 😂 and jfc it was weird

Anyway I have a story

So my mom went to the local doctor's office for a follow-up bc her hands had been hurting and they thought it might have been an early-developing form of arthritis

So after that

We come out and this person is practically parked ON THE FUCKING LINE NEXT TO US

On my side

And so I was like, "Geez, couldn't you have parked any closer?"

AND THE LADY

WAS IN THE FUCKING CAR

WITH HER WINDOW DOWN

She just looks up from her phone and I'm like

Well

Shit

So me and Mom started laughing really hard when we closed the door