Me: Smack cam! *fills hand with shaving cream*

Russia: *is watching Free! Iwatobi Swim Club on his tablet*

Me: *runs into his room and smacks him from behind*

Russia: LUNA

Me: Shit

Russia: *yells and glomps me*

Me: fUCK NOT AGAIN

~~~~~

Me: *has fake spider on a fishing line*

Len: *is talking on phone*

Me: *throws spider onto Len's shoulder*

Len: *doesn't notice because he's a fucking idiot*

Me: *pulls spider back and throws it onto his head*

Len: *looks up*

Len: *slowly blinks*

Len: *screams*

Len: *grabs spider, throwing it into the air and kicking it down, still screaming*

Len: *beats the shit out of the spider*

Me: CALM DOWN

Len: *still screaming and beating the spider*

~~~~~

Me: *gets really good makeup done to make it look like I have pencils stuck in my head*

Eren: *is at Hot Topic looking at Free! Iwatobi Swim Club shirts*

Me: *walks up behind him* Do you know where the pencil removers are?

Eren: *falls down* LUNA I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS

~~~~~

Me: *gets really good makeup done to make it look like I was unzipped*

Levi: *is in Target ogling cleaning supplies*

Me: *walks up behind him* Can you zip me up?

Levi: *turns around* The power of Christ compels you, asshole *takes bleach and douses me with it*

~~~~~

Me: *has fake hand in hoodie sleeve*

L: Hi, Luna

Me: Hai *pats his head*

*fake hand falls out*

L: You can't fool me, Luna

Me: Fuck

~~~~~

Me: *is hiding behind display and watching Hikaru pull a prank*

Hikaru: *walks up to woman at counter with two packs of pads/tampons* Excuse me, but it's that time of the month again. Which type should I get?

Woman at Counter: *gasps and covers her mouth with her hands*

~~~~~

Me: KID

Kid: What

Me: A-ARE YOU GAY

Kid: No

Me: DOES YOUR DAD KNOW YOU'RE GAY?

Kid: N...No?

Me: HAH