Happened Last Year. True Story.

Some Kid: *almost gropes me in gym*

Me: Dude wtf STAHP *rolls away bc we're on scooters*

Some Kid: I didn't mean to!

Later that Day in the Next Period.

Me: He almost grabbed my boob in gym *points to te kid*

Friend: 0-0 *turns to look at him* Dude wtf

Some Kid: I said I didn't mean to!

Me: Yes you did. I'm psychic.

Some Kid: Oh yeah? What's my favorite number?

Me: 69. That's how much of a pervert you are.

Friend: aHAHAHAHAH

Some Kid: And anyway, why would I try to molest you?

Me: Bitch