So first the Art story

Then the party bc this is the 69th part ÕvÕ

Art Story:

Popular Girl: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No

Popular Girl: Maybe if you acted normal you could get one

Me: (in my mind) Motherfucker whatchu say

Popular Girl: And maybe if you like curled your hair...

Me: *goes to door* Hahah fuck you

NOW FOR TE PARTEH

Me: LEVI PLAY TE MUSIC

Levi: *starts blasting Hollywood Undead from the speakers*

Me: fuCK YEAH

Eren: Why are we having a party

Me: it's tHE SIXTY-NINTH PART YOU FUCKNUGGET

Eren: Oh shit

Ciel: Did I have to come

Me: Yes and now the doors are locked so you can't get out

Ciel: Sebastian break the doors

Me: waIT NO

Sebastian: *tries to break door*

Sebastian: *bounces off of door*

Me: Hahah fuck your attempts

L: So technically you kidnapped us

Me: Technically. But there's hard rock music, drinks, and food. So no.

L: Do you have cake?

Me: Yep, what's your favorite flavor?

L: My favorite flavor of cake is more.

Me: *stares*

L: *stares*

Me: COMING RIGHT UP *runs to table*

Hikaru: SHIT SLOW DOWN *almost runs into me*

Me: YOU SLOW DOWN HIKARU-KUN

Hikaru: Where's Kaoru? How did I get here?

Me: idk. And *magic*

Hikaru: Wha--

Me: MAGIC *runs to table to get L-bby some cake*

*screaming in background*

Me: whAT THE FUCK IS IT THIS TIME

Russia: SAVE ME BELARUS IS GOING TO CHEW OUT MY THROAT AND THEN YOURS

Me: jESUS

Belarus: *running towards us screaming at the top of her lungs*

Me: gET OUT *hugs Russia and kicks her out*

Belarus: nO

Me: SEBASTIAN GET THE FUCKING SILVERWARE

Sebastian: Nope. *grabs Belarus by the collar and throws her out window* *dusts hands off* Was that good, Luna-san?

Me: Yep ^^

Rin: LUNA-CHAN SHIMA'S COMING *cries and hugs me, also hugging Russia in the process*

Me: I will kick that motherfu--

Shima: HEY BITCHES *uses flamethrower to get in*

Me: nO GET AWAYYYYYY

Ciel: Hey, at least he opened the door

Kid: YOU MADE THE FUCKING DOOR ASYMMETRICAL

Shima: Wait wtf

Kid: *screams and tackles Shima* gET OUT

Shima: *screaming*

Kid: *slams door closed and walks to me* *dusts hands off* What are you all looking at?

L: Luna-san, I thought you were going to grab me cake

Me: I'm trying to but Russia and Rin are kinda suffocating me

Kaneki: *walks in* I'm ducking done with you Luna *walks out bc he's fabulous*

Rin: Oops *stops hugging*

Eren: *runs to me* LUNA-CHAN HELP LEVI IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Levi: *screaming and running behind Eren* JAEGER CLEAN YOUR FUCKING FOOD UP RIGHT NOW

Me: jESUS CALM DOWN

Rin: *makes cross with middle fingers* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

And then we all died

THE END