CAN I PULL ITALY'S CURL

In Band

Me: *le drawing Italy bc I'm done with te test we took*

Girl *she sits next to me and likes te Hetalia*

Girl: Oh my God

Me: I love Italy

Girl: Yeah! He's so innocent and cute... Until you pull his curl

Me: What happens when you pull his curl?

Girl: It happens with Romano, too

Me: WHAT HAPPENS

Girl: They get turned on

Me: What the fuck

Girl: Yep

Me: wHY

Girl: You'll see a whole different Italy

Me: ;-;

Girl: I wonder what would happen if you pulled the curl out

Me: wHYYYYYY

Girl: And if you twirl it around you finger, it'll work even better

Me: whAT THE FUCK

Girl: Imagine if France had a curl

Me: Oh God

Me: Does it turn them on more than... Normal... Means?

Girl: Yes, very much so

Me: omf

Oh and update on life:

My sister got the highest class job (she's in fifth grade and her class has jobs), Class President

When I was in fifth grade, I applied for it both times

And didn't get it

What the fuck makes her better than me? At least I don't put others down. I put mySELF down. I'm not an attention whore like her! I DON'T CRY ABOUT THE STUPIDEST THINGS

Oh, and my dad said that social studies probably isn't the class for me

Because I apparently have a big heart

Like what the fuck no I don't

I barely have a heart to begin with

And another update: I asked "Alex" for his number today

He forgot what his number was /)-•

And the kid who sits next to him in band (when I asked him) did not say I wanted the d, but asked why I was getting his number

Me: Because we're friends

"Alex": Y-Yeah, we're friends

SUCH FRIENDZONE XD

And YET ANOTHER update:

I don't know how to tell my mom and dad I'm bi

Because idfk it'd be rly awkward

idfk when to do it

idfk how they'll react

IDFK ANYTHING