France: *bursts into my room*

Me: *sitting on bed with Russia and we reading*

France: MAMA

Me: What

France: I just sold my soul for AIDS

Me: ......... W-What's wrong with you

France: *swallows* I got AIDS

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Me: Time to water my plants

France: *is in place of my plants* YEAH BITCH GIMME DAT DRAAAANK

Me: WHAT THE FU--

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Me: What's wrong, Italy?

Italy: I just want to be like the cool kids *points to France*

France: *licking hammer and twerking*

Me: There's other things you can do

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Me: All right, senior trip! Where should we go?

Germany: Let's go to the Bahamas!

Me: I don't know about that...

France: Let's go to Hell

Me: ._.

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Me: So, class, what did you do over winter break?

Germany: Skiing!

China: I climbed a mountain

Me: *nods*

France: Meth

Me: 0_0

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Me: Remember class, you can be anything!

France: I wanna be the president!

Me: You might wanna try for smaller things

France: *flips desk* BITCH YOU SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING

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France: I am a squirrel whisperer!

Russia as a Squirrel: *is on ground*

France: KIKIKIKI

Squirrel Russia: *comes closer*

France: KIKI KIKIKIKI

Squirrel Russia: *jumps up and steals France's phone*

France: SQUIRREEEEEL

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Me and Russia: *sitting on bed reading again*

France: I BAKED YOU A PIE

Me: What flavor is it

France: PIE FLAVOR

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France: *drops bacon* They weren't playing Twister

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France: ANYBODY HOME?!

*no answer*

France: *is in bathroom reading the bottle of soap fluid* Pour very little into bath--Nah *pours rest of bubble solution into water*

*later*

France: *is in bathroom, which is full of bubbles* Fack

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Me: So how was your driving test?

France: I fucken failed it :D

Me: Just like everything else in your life!

France: Yeah ;-;

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France: I GOT MY HATER BLOCKERS OOOOOON *has plastic spoons covering eyes*

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France: MY EX-GIRLFRIEND SHOT ME WITH A BOW. SHE A CRAZY HOE.

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France: STREET LOGIC! If your neighbor has a pool, you have a pool!

Spain: Get out of my pool!

France: STREET LOGIC

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France: Hey!

America: Hai

France: ARE YOU HORNY

America: No

France: Damn this is awkward lawl

America: How?

France: 'Cause I'm horny af right now lawl. Yo, where you from?

America: USA

France: Are you horny now?

America: ...No

France: Ryan Gosling!

America: What about him?

France: Are you horny now?

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France: *walking up stairs* *stops* JEAN. STOP HORSING AROUND!

Jean: *whinnies in refusal and gallops away*

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Keep in mind I own nothing in this except myself lel