Eren: WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN USING US LATELY ;-; *gestures to anime baes*

Me: I'm sorry guys ;-; *hugs each of them one by one*

TheSingleMuffin : *tackles us with a hug* I WANNA FREEZE DAT ASS

Russia: What ass, da?

TheSingleMuffin : Not dat ass *points to Miley Cyrus*

Me: KILL IT WITH FIRE

TheSingleMuffin : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gets flamethrower and roasts Miley*

L: Damn. That escalated quickly.

Rin: *wraps around me, making me fall*

Sebastian: What the fu--

Ciel: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

Len: *sCREAMING*

Levi: *waving duster in everyone's face*

Russia: *shoves scarf in Levi's face* I just want to see your face while I'm torturing you~ <3

Me: Dawwww so cute

Levi: *spits scarf out* Get out of my way, you big-ass tree

TheSingleMuffin : Oh damn Levi do you want dat ass *points to Russia*

Levi: Ivan doesn't have an ass

Russia: Neither do you, da? You're just a midget, like Latvia *ruffles Levi's hair*

Levi: gODDAMMIT

Len: WASH THE MOTHERFLUFFING DISHES

Sebastian: *throws plate at Len* OPA MF

Ciel: SEBASTIAN KICK HIS ASS

Sebastian: *rams foot up Len's ass*

Eren: HA! GAYYYY!

Ciel: KILL THAT MF

Eren: *Titan-shifts*

TheSingleMuffin & Me: *sCREAMING*

Eren: BWAAAAAAAH *Titan roars*

L: Jesus Christ

Rin: DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN! GOD!

L: *stares* I want cake... *noms on thumb*

Me: *pounds on your screen* SAVE ME! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

L: Your imagination.

Ciel: Oh damn

Me: You have such a dirty mouth Ciel I mean YOU'RE FUCKING TWELVE

Ciel: SO ARE YOU

Sebastian: *kicks Eren's foot*

Eren: *kicks Sebastian away*

Levi: Oh damn *flies up and cuts Eren out* jfc kid calm down

Eren: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING *goes back into Titan form*

Kid: *dies because it's asymmetrical*

L: *observing from faraway mountain*

Russia: *grabs me and TheSingleMuffin and saves us by glomping us*

Me: Eren wouldn't step on us

TheSingleMuffin : And Sebastian will protect us

Russia: This is just in case, da?

Me: *sCREAMING BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKEN CUTE*

L: *watching from even farther away mountain*

Rin: *screams and climbs up Eren*

Len: WHAT'S GOING ON

Levi: JESUS CHRIST *smash and Levi screaming more obscenities*

And then we all died

THE END