A/N: Reminder that updates come on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Fridays sometimes if I feel like it.

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Mammon: I'm resigning from my title as Avatar Of Greed.

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What?

Everyone's eyes went wide when he said those words to the future king of Devildom.

He's joking...right? He had to be joking?!

Diavolo: W-What? Could you please repeat that?

Mammon: I've said...I'm retiring from being the Avatar Of Greed.

*Earlier*

It was just another day in the House Of Lamentation.

Lucifer doing paperwork. Leviathan playing video games or watching anime. Satan couped up in the library reading. Beelzebub raiding the fridge and Belphgor sleeping in whatever spot he can find that looks comfy.

MC...just being MC. Just letting the brothers do whatever they want unless they want something out of them.

Mammon...is not sure how to feel about the human anymore.

Like the brothers, he had opened his heart to MC and they used to be the only person who actually listens to him. MC was the mediator of the demon brothers and they all considered the human (sheep?) family by now.

But now...things were different.

MC now barely spends time with him anymore. At first, he didn't mind...though he was a bit jealous and acted like a tsundere whenever his brothers stole MC from him....

But once he noticed that MC started giving him annoyed looks and side remarks like his brothers. Did he do something wrong? Did his Greed act up again and he stole from them? Maybe it was something valuable or maybe an family heirloom?

Maybe that was case...No wonder they were mad at him. They are probably avoiding him for that.

if so, Mammon will own up to it. He tried everything to get MC back on his side. Such as spoiling them.

Apologies. Gifts. Even Money. Anything he could think of.

That's when he begin to pick up on what's going on...It didn't take him long to learn the terrible truth...

Just like his brothers...

MC saw him as an annoying NUISANCE and like the others. They begin to insult him too.

If this feeling he has in his stomach ain't betrayal, he's not even sure what it is. Because his heart hurts. A LOT.

A/N: Remember this MC isn't us. It's the braindead MC from season 4.

Though, Mammon knew he had business elsewhere. He had no time to deal with the human anymore.

They were no longer worth his time.

It's time to bury the hatchet with some old foes that caused him so much anxiety over the years.

Satan: Where you going?

Mammon: Out. I have business in the human world.

Asmo: He has a meeting with the witches.

Levi: Oh right! The ones he owes a debt too, Lol! Serves him right! Speaking of debt..where's my money, scumbag?!

Mammon: I'm working on it!

Levi: Yeah right!

Asmo: I bet you spend all the money again...Honestly, Mammon. How much of a scumbag can you be?

Satan: This is Mammon we're talking about.

Levi: I'm telling Lucifer!

Mammon rolled his eyes. He doesn't have time for this.

Mammon: Go ahead and tell him. I don't care!

Satan: Oh~! Are you sure you're not scared of him?

Levi: Of course he is, lol! Like this scumbag can't even go through one day without being punished!

Asmo: He thinks he's soooo great! But he ain't nothing to anyone. Not even Darling MC likes him~!

Mammon felt a blow was hit to his gut and tried to ignore the pain swelling inside him as his brothers made a mocking laughter together.

Mammon: Agh! Screw you guys! I'm leaving!

Satan: Don't be late for dinner or else Beel will eat it!

Levi: Then you can starve!

Just as he was about to leave, Asmodeus stopped him.

Asmodeus: Oh while you're out there doing whatever. Make your useful and buy me some more makeup~!

Levi: Along with more anime~! Ruri-Chan's new season has arrived on DVD!

.....Nobody Cares. -_-;

Satan: Go get me some books from the library. Make sure they're very knowledgeable.

Oh so now he's the personal errand boy again?!

Mammon: HAH?! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I?!

Satan: Do you want us to go tell Beel who ate the last pudding cup last night~? He was pretty furious wondering who done it~!

Mammon: Y-YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!

They would. Their smirks never wavered as they got a kick out of Mammon looking very afraid.

Levi: What will it be Scumbag? Getting our stuff or facing an angry hungry Beelzebub than later an angry Lucifer giving out punishments~?

Mammon:...GRR. FINE!!!

The mocking laughter continued as Mammon slammed the door on his way out.

He also tried to ignore the tears. Ungrateful Little Shits! Who the hell do they think they are?!

Mammon: (Calm down, Mammon. They're not worth your tears anymore....)

He teleports into the human world. He'll gets those little shits their items later.

He just needs a little more push...

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Mammon made into the human world straight into the Cult of Thorn. He really hated coming here. Especially when he knows the witches would be here of course...

Including her...

Maddi...

He really really hopes she isn't here at the moment and is off doing something else!

???: There you are!

Mammon let's out a sigh of relief when it's just one of the witches in training.

The woman gave him a glare despite knowing who he was.

Witch: Do you got our money, Scumbag?! You're a couple of paydays late!

Mammon: Where's the girl?

There was another reason why he was here. The little girl he gave to the witches. He wanted to know if she was alright.

Witch: Money First. Girl Later. Or do you want me to get Mistress Maddi here. Again~?

Mammon felt an surge of anger but tried to simmer it down. No, he still needs to control himself. He can't let loose. Not yet.

Mammon tugged into his pant pocket and pulled out a yellow envelope filled with cash.

The witch rudely snatched it from his hand and opened it up. As she scanned the money, she looked up at him in disappointment.

Witch: You're a few hundred grimm short!!!

Mammon: Fuckin! Just hold on! I'll get you more later!

Witch: You better or our sisters will curse you for eternity!!!

Mammon: (Just fuckin try, Bitch! I dare ya!)

Even if Mammon is a powerful demon. He still needed to watch out for curses. Unlike Lucifer and Satan, he had no idea how to undo a curse. Especially if they were forbidden spells that liability enough to kill a demon. Even if they were an Avatar of Sin.

Mammon: Fine. Fine. Just show me the girl. No tricks.

The witch huffs in annoyance, sticks her nose out in the air in "Holler Than Thou" attitude and it takes so much sheer willpower of Mammon to not rip her head off right there.

Mammon followed her to another room which shows an witchcraft course and training filled with potions, books, and spells insides. Also, there was a small nine year old girl. She wore a witch hat, fair skin, had matching bright green hair and eyes.

Witch: Hey Brat! The scumbag is here to see you!

The little girl brighten a little when she saw Mammon. She ran up to him and gave him a hug.

Girl: You're here!

Mammon: Hey Kanon~! Long time no see.

The little girl, Kanon, used to be a orphan that Mammon saved a long time ago. But knowing he couldn't take of her since Lucifer wouldn't allow it. So he had no choice but to offer her to the witches to give her a better life.

This is another reason why Mammon is in debt with the witches. Because he's giving them money to let them take care of Kanon.

Kanon: I've missed you!

Mammon: I've missed you too, Little Treasure!

They spend the next few minutes chatting to each other and making up for loss time. So far, Mammon felt a huge sense of relief despite being in a wrong place.

Mammon: So have you learned any cool spells?

Kanon: I...know a little. But I'm still working on it...

Mammon: Hmm...Are the witches treating you right?

Kanon: *Pouts* No! I don't like it here! Most of the witches here are jerks! They're always calling me Brat! Saying I'm useless and other things! One of them even said they would turn me into a frog and throw me in the swamp! How mean!

Hearing that made Mammon's blood boil. Do these witches forget whose paying them all this grimm he owes to many others?! Now they have the audacity to threaten to harm the little girl behind his back?! After all he done for them!!! Working and slaving, doing whatever chore they wants him too, but what thanks does he get?! Nothing!

Mammon: I see...don't worry. You're guardian demon here won't allow that. Since he is making his daily rounds.

Kanon: *Curious* What do you mean?

Mammon: Well...It won't be long. Soon you won't have to stay with these people. Just give me a little more time.

Kanon: Do you...have something in mind?

Mammon: Just between you and me, I've got a plan~!

*Later*

After getting a couple of Books for Satan, Some makeup brands for Asmo, and the new anime DVD featuring Ruri-chan for Levi.

Mammon spend his time at the casino gambling and with his luck. He was able to get lots of grim once again. But he wonders if it's enough to pay back his debt?

Mammon knows his plans are never full-proof. Especially if trying to steal something and sell it on Akuzon. Or at least make a profit of it to get money.

But it seemed no matter how much he tries. His brothers mainly Lucifer will always know he's trying to scheme something which leads to him getting punished by said brother.

Another reason he gets caught is because he's a terrible liar....or because of his big mouth.

All he has to do is play it cool. Act like nothing is wrong.

He looks at the time and realize it was late. Dinner time probably over. Beel may have eaten his food already. Just like last time...

Mammon stepped into the House Of Lamentation and saw Lucifer waiting at the front door. Having that same disappointed look on his face.

Oh here we go again. He's in trouble. Honestly, Mammon wasn't in the mood. He hoped Lucifer would at least spare him but nope. Here comes another lecture. Yippee...

Lucifer: You're Late. Again.

Mammon: I know.

Lucifer: What did you do this time?

Mammon: I have no idea what you're talking about, Brother Dearest~!

Lucifer: Playing dumb won't save you, Mammon! Leviathan told me you stole his figurine.

Mammon felt the urge to facepalm. Not that stupid figurine again! He hasn't even touched it in months.

Mammon: Come on Luci! We all knows he's misplaced it! He's just trying to get me in trouble! Because he's got nothing better to do!

Lucifer: Stop lying to me, Mammon! Honestly! You can be so stupid and reckless! You don't take anything seriously-

*Blah* *Blah* *Blah* *Blah* *Blah*

That's all Mammon hears.

Lucifer: How can you ruin Lord Diavolo's reputation as usual-!

*Blah* *Blah* *Blah* *Blah* *Blah*

Mammon: Oh for fuck sake, Lucifer! Will ya stop nagging me! I already had enough to deal with, today!

Lucifer: Don't take that tone with me! Without me, you would have nothing Mammon! I've sacrificed a lot for you and this is how you repay me?!

Mammon: Oh here we go again...

Lucifer: MAMMON!!!

Mammon: Eep!

Lucifer: You think you haven't done anything wrong?! I received another debt with your name on it! This is the fifth bill I received this month regarding you!

Mammon: Well maybe I'm trying to actually go out there and take care of it myself so you won't have to worry about it! Ever thought of that?!

Lucifer: Ha. You think you can take it of this debt? On your own? You really are stupid and useless to believe that!

Ok. That Stung.

Mammon felt annoyed and angry. Here it comes again with the jabs and insults. But it hurts more when it coming from the eldest brother...The person he looks up too and puts his loyalty on the line for.

Mammon: Ya know what Lucifer! I'm tired of yer fucking bullshit! Ya think yer the only one that has problems! I have to deal with yours and everyone's shit everyday!

Lucifer: Well maybe you wouldn't have that problem if you're didn't resort to stealing and ruining Lord Diavolo's reputation!

Mammon: Oh Diavolo this! Diavolo that! He's the only person you actually care about in this fucking world!

Lucifer: WATCH YOUR MOUTH MAMMON OR I'LL-?!

Mammon: *Mocking* Or you'll what? Punish me? Take away Goldie? Hang me to the ceiling? Lock me up in a dark cell? Feed me to Cerberus? Traumatized me! Like you always do? HA! You're more of dictator than a brother!

*SLAP*

Lucifer:....

Mammon:....

Lucifer: *Venom* Go to your room and stay there for the night. Don't let me hear a peep out of you. Tsk. Sometimes I wish you weren't my brother...because of you...Lilith is dead and she's never coming back. It's all your fault.

Mammon:.....

Lucifer: I wish you were never created.

There it was...the final push...

With his bruised cheek, Mammon glared at his eldest brother one final time and left. He didn't know if his brothers or MC heard anything.

If they did, they clearly won't say a word to him nor will they bring comfort.

No one is coming to save him...

No one is coming to help him.

To everyone, Mammon is a stupid moronic scumbag that deserves every form of abuse and torture in the history of men.

No one would care if something horrible happens to him, his brothers already proved that point.

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Because of this...Mammon had finally reached his decision. With enough money made, his plan had been finalized.

He was leaving Devildom.

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It was the morning time and the brothers all got ready for school. Lucifer made sure they did and had their uniforms on so they can be presentable.

No one bothered to check on Mammon, so he just came downstairs himself. He avoided everyone gaze. Even MC.

MC:....Mammon?

Mammon: Don't bother me.

Brothers: ???

Whispers came around the table as they all wondered what his problem was.

MC:....Did I...do something wrong?

Levi: MC! Forget about him! It's just Mammoron being stupid again, Lol!

Asmo: Yeah Honey. Don't worry your pretty little head. Let's do our nails together before we go to RAD.

Belphie: We can cuddle too. Just ignore the scumbag. He ain't worth your time.

Satan: He just throwing a tantrum because Lucifer punished him. Again.

And a usual, because he was there. His brothers all insulted and mocked him. All but Lucifer and Beel.

Beel was too busy eating and Lucifer just stared him down. But Mammon didn't care. He just wanted this day to be over with. Besides...he's got a little surprise for them.

Once they all got to school, they all prepared to go the Student Council room. Inside Diavolo and Barbatos was there waiting for them.

Diavolo: Now that the meeting is finished, does anyone got anything they like to add before we dismiss everyone?

To everyone's surprise and annoyance Mammon raised his hand. It was time.

Diavolo: Yes Mammon?

Lucifer gave Mammon another glare but once again the second eldest ignored him. Before the eldest could stop whatever scheme he had going on. Barbatos already spoke first.

Barbatos: Mammon. Whatever you have to say. Please hurry up. Our Lord needs to tend to his paperwork soon.

Diavolo: NOOOO! Not the paperwork!

Levi: Lol. I wonder what the scumbag has to say.but?

Satan: Probably something stupid as usual.

Belphie: Zzzz...Stupid...Idiot...Zzzz....

Beel:....Embarrassing....

Asmo: Jeez. Mammon. Hurry Up. I don't want to miss my hair appointment.

Mammon took a deep breath before finally speaking his thoughts. What he said had shook everyone in the room.

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Mammon: I'm resigning from my title as the Avatar Of Greed.

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Everyone:(.....WHAT?!!!!)