*Online Chat*

Chat Group: People Only The Great Mammon Would Trust.

-Consists of Simeon, Luke, Solomon, Thirteen, Mephisto, Diavolo, & Barbatos-

Mammon: Hey Guys...Whatcha Doin???

Thirteen: Unholy Moly! Mammon?! I thought you were dead! How dare not contact us for two weeks straight! For a second there, I was about to look around for your soul then revive ya! Then murder your former brothers!

Mephisto: MOOD.

Mammon: Heh. Sorry girl. Didn't mean to scare ya like that.

Thirteen: Who said I was scared! I was FUCKING worried about you, idiot!

Simeon: Nice to see you again, Mammon....Wait, how do I use the emojis again?

Luke: *Sighs* Not this again, Simeon....

Diavolo: *Happy* MAMMON~~~!!! Yay! Mammon's back! Barbatos! Mammon's here~~~!

Barbatos: Yes. I can see my Lord.

Luke: So where do you live now in the Human World?

Mammon: Japan. 

Thirteen: Oh really? Where all the ghosts live???

Mammon: G-G-G-GHOSTS?!!

Thirteen: Yep. From what I've learned. Japan is very famous for their haunted places. Many souls of humans have not moved on and are forced to reside in. From cementaries to schools to workplaces. There's probably even a ghost haunting your street right now...or maybe even your home~!

Mammon:.....

Mammon: KANON! WE'RE MOVING!!!!!!!!!

Thirteen: Hahahahaha! Chill! I'm just joking~~~! 

Mammon: ARE YA?!!

Thirteen: Maybe ~! Hahahahaha!

Mammon: *Chill runs down his spine*.....

Simeon: Stop teasing him Thirteen. How are you doing Mammon? Do you need anything?

Mammon: Yes...I do need some help...

Mephisto: If it's money-related. Count me out.

Mammon: Oh come on! Am I that easy to read?

Solomon: Is that a trick question?

Mammon: Ahhhh! Screw you Solomon! I'm not even the Avatar Of Greed anymore! Anyway... lucky for ya'll, it's not money. It's about Kanon?

Simeon: The little girl you adopted. How is she doing?

Mammon: She's doing fine. I'm spending more time with her than I usually could.

Simeon: That's wonderful. I think you'll make a great father.

That made Mammon smile. He's glad some people think he's a good parent unlike Lucifer who thinks he can't take care of anyone...let alone himself. He forgets who raised these sentimental assholes when the first eldest was away to work. 

Mammon: Thanks.

Solomon: So what's this about your new daughter?

Mammon: I was wondering if anyone of you would like to tutor her to help with her education until she's old enough to go to R.A.D?

Thirteen: Hm? Why not just put her in a elementary school dude?

Mammon: I was thinkin of that but Kanon told me she didn't want to be around other children just yet because...well...

Simeon: Oh dear. Don't tell me the poor child has been bullied, has she?

Mammon:....Yes. Kanon told me. Before I adopted her and gave her to the witches. She was bullied in her old school. A lot of little brats made fun of her green hair and called her a lot of names. It got so bad it made her dropped out.

Simeon: Oh Dear....

Luke: Wow! How cruel! Who would've thought humans were just as horrible as demons are!

Solomon: Oh believe me. They are. I've seen my fair share...

Mammon: So that's the reason why I'm asking you guys...could anyone help me with Kanon?

Simeon: Mammon. I would be honored to help assist in Kanon's education. 

Luke: Me too! We'll help give her so many lessons!

Solomon: I don't mind helping out too. She used to be with the witches, right. Surely, I could help teach her some powerful spells as she gets older. Who knows... she just might end up making  pacts with multiple demons someday.

Mammon:.....Well....As long as it doesn't get her killed early on...

Thirteen: Oof. Sounds like someone's being a worried father. I'll help pitch in as well.

Mammon: Thirteen you don't have too...

Thirteen: Well I want too! It'll be nice for Kanon anyway to spend time with another girl. I may not be like other girls but who the FUCK cares. She'll love me! I'll be like a big sister to her~!

Making decisions for him already. Guess he doesn't need to look for a babysitter that ain't Little D or his crows.

Mammon: 

Mammon: Thank guys. This puts a huge relief on my shoulders...Especially from the whole situation with....those damn witches.

Diavolo: I see...

Barbatos: My Lord???

Diavolo: Mammon...Ever since you left. No one has given you any trouble have they?

Mammon: No. Nothing too problematic. Especially if it was witch-related.

Diavolo: Ah. That's good. I'm glad to hear that.

Mammon: Why do you ask?

Diavolo: Well...Ever since you left Devildom. There's been some activity regarding the witches. We believe they are up to no good once again.

Mammon: 

Mammon: Not Again...I really hope it isn't Maddi this time...But I got a bad feeling...She could be anywhere...

Diavolo: *Shudders* That goes the same for me...Also. It seems things have rapidly changed...

Mammon: Oh...

Luke: Yeah! That's right! You should see what's going with on your brothers!

Mammon:.....

Simeon: Luke! We made clear we wouldn't talk about it unless Mammon wants to hear about them.

Luke: Well he needs to know, Simeon!

Mammon: Hm? What's happening with my former brothers? Lord Diavolo...?

Diavolo:....

Barbatos: My Lord. Maybe it's time we tell him about the recent upbringing of the other Avatar of Sins.

Diavolo: I suppose so...Mammon, I know you said back then you were done with the others. But...well...It seems like things had changed since you left.

Mammon: Changed...How?

Mephisto: Oh Boy...Here we go...

Diavolo: Lucifer had buried himself in paperwork and is under a lot of stress. I fear his pride is taking control of him. Leviathan had another anxiety attack. Satan is starting fights. Asmodeus hasn't been lusting and has been really quiet which is kind of odd. Beelzebub hasn't been eating normally and Belphegor is sleeping less.

Mammon:.....WTF?

Mammon didn't know what to say or how to react to all of this. A part of him is concern for the other brothers but another part of them think they deserve this. Mammon made it clear that he won't get involved with them anymore. So whatever happens now, that's their problem.

Mammon: Where's MC? Shouldn't they be looking after my former brothers???

Everyone:...

Diavolo: About that...it seems that Lucifer had been sending MC on spring of non-stop tasks to the point where MC got sick and exhausted... they're now currently residing at my castle until they recover.

Mammon: What the hell?! What was Lucifer thinking?!

Solomon: To make matters, we should talk about the situation with Raphael.

Mammon: Wait? Raphael....What did my former assassin twin do?

Mephisto: Pfft. Former assassin twin. Fits him well regarding the spear he has.

Barbatos: Anyway. It appears that Raphael had provoked Satan telling him that he looks like Lucifer.

Mammon:....Had he lost his mind?! Had he gone insane?!

Provoking Satan?! Again?! That's a death wish!!!

Mammon: Why? Why would he do that? He did that before and I told him not to do that! He even depressed Beel once and tried to stab Belphegor! What in the name of Devildom is he doing?!

Has all this really happened after he left?!

Diavolo: We have no idea why. It took Barbatos to hold Satan back from killing him.

Barbatos: I suppose if we think about it. Seeing Satan in the flesh is a revelation for Raphael, as he instantly recognises the young demon as being so similar to Lucifer...

Mammon: Well FUCK.

Thirteen: FUCK Indeed. While we know that dumb angel he had genuine respect for as Lucifer was always so solidly sure of his own belief in his decisions. But it doesn't excuse him to cause more emotional turmoil than what the others are going through.

If Satan is born from the Wrath of the Morning Star, and if Raphael now believes that Lucifer was in the right... that makes Satan a being of Righteous Anger. A being of Virtue. Like Simeon...

Simeon: Oh dear. I'm really sorry about him, Lord Diavolo. He's in for a scowling the next time I see him.

Diavolo: That is quite alright. This is not your fault nor do you need to be held responsible for Raphael's actions.

Mephisto: Maybe he just has a grudge against fallen angels. The others scattered around the Devildom, all happy in their new lives. The former angel Serun delivers letters; Astaroth is a writer; Mahazael works real estate. We're still trying to figure out where the hell Belial went...

Thirteen: Same goes for Kikimora and Abbadon...Maybe they're in a biker group together~!

Luke: Why are we talking about nasty demons again?

Simeon: LUKE! Don't be rude.

Diavolo: It's fine, Simeon.

Barbatos: Everyone please...We will figure out the situation with Raphael later.

Diavolo: Yes. I just hope whatever he's doing. It isn't going to pose a threat to my plans to unify the three worlds. Anyway, me and Barbatos are going to go check up on Lucifer and others. Do you want to give you feedback.

Mammon: No thanks. I understand your concern Lord Dia. But I'm just not ready to see them. Have you guys found someone to take my place yet?

Barbatos: Sadly...No.

Mammon:.....I see....I still don't want to see them. They hurt me.... Besides, I need to take care of Kanon, My Crows, and Little D. 

Diavolo:...I understand Mammon. Take care now.

Barbatos: Also...Mammon. Tell Little D Number 2 he better not be shrinking his chores or else. I will come back for him and put him back to work. 

Mammon:....I'll be sure to let him know.

Barbatos: *Smiles* Thank You~!

*Diavolo and Barbatos logs out*

Mammon: Alright. Thanks again you guys. See ya later~! Especially you Simeon, Luke, Solomon, Thirteen. Kanon would love to meet you guys.

Mephisto: Hey! What about me, Bestie ~?

Mammon:....Since when are ya my Bestie?

*Mammon logs out*

Thirteen: Ha! That's what you get Mephisto!

Mephisto: Shut up Thirteen!

*Everyone Else Logs Out*

Mephistopheles exits out the chatroom on his D.D.D before noticing a familiar person walking down the halls of R.A.D

It was MC. Seems like they recovered from their illness. They also seem to notice him.

MC: O-Oh. Hey Mephisto.

Mephisto: *Spiteful* Oh...If it isn't the little sheep that was thrown to the wolves. 

MC: U-Umm...Do you need something?

Mephisto: Oh...nothing much. Just wondering what makes you so special?

MC: Eh?

Mephisto: Why does the demon brothers love you so much when all you ever do is sit there looking brain-dead and do your dumb tasks just to fulfill Lucifer's needs. How utterly lamentable.

MC:....What do you want from me?

Mephisto: Just giving out some un-friendly advice. Drop Dead Already Human. You made a very big mistake.

MC:....What is your problem with me?

Mephisto: Ha! What's my problem with you? You hurt my friend and I'll never forgive you. If it wasn't for those stupid pacts you have with the other demon brothers. I would've killed you right here and now.

MC: *Frightened* Y-You can't hurt me! Lord Diavolo won't allow it! 

Mephisto: Oh~? Wanna bet? Go ahead. Call him! Or call Lucifer or the other brothers through your pact to save you. See if I care. But the way you are now, you are not even worth killing.

MC:....

Mephisto: I wonder though...Do you still have a pact with Mammon?

MC:.....No. 

Mephisto: No? You don't. Well, that's no surprise....Here you are, basking in the glory with six of the seven demon lords when you hurt the one that looked after you the most.

MC: B-But he was annoying me...

Mephisto: *Angry* So What?! All the brothers are annoying! Why exclude Mammon if that was the case?! I mean, how could you not accept Mammon's love? It's Mammon...right? He was your first. Your first demon, your first pact, your first demon you could lean on without being scared shitless of the outcome. The first demon you actually trusted. So why was his love not enough for you? Didn't you love him all along? Is he doing something wrong? Do you love someone else now? Is he too boring? Maybe he's annoying you? What is he doing wrong that's making you feel this way?!!! Well?!!

MC:....

Mephisto: I hate humans like you. Funny, how Mammon is supposed the be the Avatar of Greed. But you, are the most selfish greedy stupidest pathetic human I've ever seen. Solomon is more better than you anyway. Sure you made a pact with seven demon lords. But the guy has over 72 pacts. While you hurt the only demon in this world who has never tried to charmed nor kill you. And yet, you called him a scumbag? I also hate the fact he loved you but yet he meant nothing to you!....We're done talking here...

MC: I....I....But-!

Mephisto: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU PITIFUL LOST SHEEP.

*Meanwhile*

Diavolo and Barbatos arrived to the House of Lamentation. For once, they were surprised the entire castle was not on fire.

But they can hear the explosions and fighting sounds echoing throughout the entire realm.

Diavolo: I think this has gone on long enough.

Barbatos: I believe so too My Lord.

They let themselves into the HOL and there they saw Levi, Beel, Belphie, and Asmo buddled up together hiding from the fight between Lucifer and Satan. The whole entire house inside was a mess. It look like an big tornado had hit this place.

Asmo: Oh Thank Goodness! Please stop them!

Diavolo: Barbatos.

Barbatos: Understand.

Not even bothering to transform into his demon form. As quick as a flash, Barbatos appeared before Lucifer and Satan while interrupting their fight before taking them both down with his own powers.

Satan: HAH?!

Lucifer: Barbatos. What are you doing?

Barbatos: Under My Lord's Command. I am stopping both of you.

Satan: THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU! LEMME HIT THAT BASTARD LUCIFER!!!!

Lucifer: Barbatos. Let me teach this brat a lesson.

Diavolo: Lucifer.

Lucifer: L-Lord Diavolo.

Diavolo: Usually I wouldn't care if you and your brothers were fighting. But now, your recent recklessness is starting to cause a huge blow to my plans. I can't allow you both to continue any further.

Satan: MAN! SCREW YOU AND YOUR PLANS! YOU TOOK MAMMON FROM US!!!

Barbatos: Satan, Lord Diavolo understands your anger-?!

Satan: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY ANGER!!!!!!!

Everyone:......

Satan: *Demonic* If you did...You wouldn't have gotten rid of Mammon.

Diavolo: Satan...I did not get rid of Mammon. He chose to leave.

Satan: Because this bastard right here refuse to apologize!

Lucifer growled at Satan as he pointed at him.

Satan: This is all our fault! But this is more of his fault too! Forcing us to not indulge in our sins! Causing Levi to have an anxiety attack! Not allow Asmo to lust! Beel to eat! Or Belphie to sleep! This guy has gone too far! 

Diavolo: Satan....

Satan: THIS SITUATION IS FUCKED UP! THIS WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY IS FUCKED UP!

Asmo: Satan!

Satan: No! Shut Up! I'm tired of this! Tired of pretending nothing is wrong! Tired of Lucifer 's "perfect family image" for his or Diavolo's reputation! Seriously? Are we in a stupid dollhouse?!! Go FUCK Yourself Lucifer! You FUCKING IDIOT! You're to blame for this as well for driving Mammon away!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

Lucifer: Then why...?

Diavolo: Why what Lucifer?

Lucifer: Why was Mammon so easy to Manipulate?!!
.
Everyone: O_O?!

Lucifer: ...*Puts an hand on his mouth*

Satan:.....What?

Levi: Hah?

Asmo: W-What?

Beel: *Glares*...

Belphie:...The FUCK...?

Diavolo:.....Lucifer. Would you mind repeating that sentence again?

Lucifer: L-Lord Diavolo...I....

Diavolo: Lucifer...That's an order. Tell me what do you mean by "manipulating" Mammon? Now.

This time, everyone was now glaring at Lucifer. Even Diavolo and Barbatos.

Oh boy, he's got a lot of explaining to do.

A/N: OOF. Looks like someone dug their own grave. What do you guys think of this chapter???