A/N: Since he's no longer an MC simp. Let's get this dude a boyfriend or girlfriend already!

Simeon: I'm glad things are looking up between you and the brothers. 

Mammon was invited on over to purgatory hall. Luke and Kanon were playing together while Solomon was...in the kitchen with Raphael...oh boy...

Mammon: Yep! They sure are. I'm even surprised they're willing to change. 

Simeon: Well I am for one am glad the issue has been resolved. Even if I didn't say anything to Lucifer beforehand at the time you spoken up against the abuse you went through. But I always did felt like he was too hard on you. 

Mammon: Don't worry about it Simeon. What matters is this whole is over with. 

Simeon: Not technically...I've noticed you been avoiding MC. 

Mammon:...

Simeon: You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to tell me. 

Mammon: I know... It's just...out of everyone here, they hurt me the most. Sure my brothers had abused me...but MC's words are the ones that still haunt my mind...I thought they loved me...but in the end...they did not. I was just...part of their stupid harem from some anime that Levi watches. 

Simeon: But didn't they apologize?

Mammon: Their words were sad and hollow. They did not reach me. 

Simeon: Hmm...Maybe it's time you move on from MC and pursue someone else. 

Mammon: I...I don't know, Simeon. What if...I don't find someone like that ever again...

While it does sound like a good idea. But if the next person Mammon falls for ends up hurting him like MC did...?

Simeon: Mammon...If you aren't good at loving yourself. You will have a difficult time finding love from someone else. 

Mammon:...

Simeon: When someone's else happiness is your happiness, that is love. Like your unconditional love for your brothers...and your father daughter relationship with Kanon. 

Mammon looked over at Kanon who was busy preparing sweets with Luke. She noticed her Papa's stare and waved at him. 

He smiled and waved back before turning his attention back to Simeon. 

Simeon: There are over billions of people among the three realms, Mammon. Someone will be liable enough to choose you without holding sinister intentions. Once you do find them, that's when you finally achieve your happiness through love. 

Slowly, Mammon's soft frown went to a smile. It's been a year since he dropped MC. Maybe...he'll give love a shot again. Just one more time. 

Mammon: Thanks Simeon. Ya always give me great advice. 

Simeon chuckled at that. 

Simeon: Of course. If you need anything. Just talk to me. I know even though your brothers are changing for the better. But I know they're still going to be hardheaded. If push comes to shove, my door is always open.

Mammon: Ha...I really wish you were my older brother. 

Simeon: Technically I am your older brother because of my connection with Lucifer. 

Mammon: I thought you was his former older brother.

Simeon: That doesn't matter. 

Raphael: Mammon...?

Mammon: Hmm. Oh hey Raph. What you wanted?

Solomon: Raphael said he wanted to speak with you. Whatever it is, it probably sounds urgent. 

Raphael: Since the others aren't around...I was wondering... If....

Mammon: If...?

Raphael: You and I do things that brothers do...?

Mammon:...?!

Simeon: Oh My~!

Mammon:... Ya really want to spend time with me?

Raphael only nodded.

Mammon smiled at him. 

Mammon: Hey~! Hey~! Hey~! Well yer in luck~! Ya get to spend the afternoon with the Great Mammon~! So ya must do whatever I say~!

Raphael: Whatever...

Despite the cold and blunt attitude in the hitman angel's tone. A warm smile came on his face. 

Simeon smiled to himself at the exchange.

Simeon: (It's good to see those two are finally forming a bond with each other. Although, I don't know about Lucifer...but I get the feeling the rest of the brothers are going to be jealous about this...)

A/N: Oh they will be... remember this?

Brothers: STAY. AWAY. FROM. OUR. BROTHER. RAPHAEL.

Mammon: °_°...

Raphael:...Tsk.

LMAO.

*Later*

In the House Of Lamentation, MC was looking around for Mammon. 

Asmodeus: MC? What's wrong darling?

MC:....Has anyone seen Mammon?

The sheep was still somewhat half-expectating some backlash and insults regarding the second eldest. But the brothers surprises them once again. 

Satan: Mammon is out for the day. 

Levi: Oooh! I hope he's not out too late. We still need to play Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Season 2!

Asmodeus: I still need to paint his nails and take Kanon clothes shopping for her big event tomorrow~!

Oh that's right, Kanon's birthday was tomorrow, she was turning ten years old. Everyone was excited because they wanted to be there for the little girl's birthday. 

MC: Oh that's great...

Beel: Mammon also going to cook for us today later on. His cooking sure has improved overtime. I can't wait. 

Belphie: He promised to get me a new pillow. The old one is becoming dirty.

Satan: Well get it washed then. 

Belphie: Still not the same...

Satan: Although I do wonder where Mammon headed off too this time. 

Asmo: I asked Lucifer but he didn't tell me. For some reason, he didn't look happy. 

Levi: Well did he even say where he was going?

Asmo: I...think he said he was going to meet up with someone...

MC:.....(I wonder who that could be...?)

Satan: Hmmm...Do You think we should follow Mammon? He still wears the bracelet Lucifer uses to track him down. 

Levi: Let's do it!

Asmo: Oh! Mammon may have gotten involved with someone! It's probably a scandal! I love scandals!

Belphie: Then what are waiting for? Let's go.

MC: Yeah! Let's go find Mammon~! (So I can make up with him...and maybe he'll take me back!)

They all teleported to a spot where the tracking device was leading them to Mammon. It was Cafe's Lament.

Levi: Wonder why Mammon wanted to be here for?

Satan: To talk to the mysterious person he's meeting up, idiot!

Levi: Eeeep! Don't be mean!

MC rolled their eyes at their antics before they looked ahead to see Mammon waiting patiently. Then they saw the mysterious person came up to Mammon.

To the brothers' shock, they all knew who the person was.

Mephisto: Hello Mammon, thank you for waiting.

Brothers: (MEPHISTO?!!!)

MC: (WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!)

Mammon: No probs, Mephisto. So what did ya wanted to talk to me about. 

Belphie: (What does that arrogant noble want with Mammon?)

Beel: (Don't know. Doesn't he hate us?)

Levi: (It's more of Lucifer he hates because he took his spot in being Diavolo's right hand man. I think he just tolerates the rest of us...)

Satan: (He's probably just using Mammon to try and get revenge on Lucifer...)

Asmo: (Oh such a shame. He has such a pretty face too...Let's see how this goes...)

MC:.....

Mephisto: Okay...Mammon...I...

Brothers: (Hmmm?)

Mephisto: I...wish to further our relationship together.

Mammon: ?!

Brothers: (WHAT?!!!!!!!!)

MC: (EXCUSE ME?!)

Mammon: Y-Ya Mean? You wants us to start dating?

Mephisto: Yes! Of course! 

Mammon: Yer sure this isn't another one of your schemes to get back at Lucifer...?

Mephisto:....Okay. Maybe that was the plan at first.

Asmo: (At first. Wait! They were meeting often?!)

Levi: (And he didn't tell us?!)

Mephisto: If you say no. I'll pay you lots. 

Mammon: Actually...I was thinking about it. 

Brothers: (HUH?!!)

Mephisto: Y-You were?

Mammon: Yeah...Wait. How do nobles date?

Mephisto: *Scoffs* The same as everyone else...though be wary, you'll be brought into royal circles, they have no advantages that not even money wouldn't bring you and there's a lot of negative outcomes associated to social status. 

Mammon: Like social status ever stopped me from dating someone lessor than me. So ya need a date, huh?

Mephisto: Yes, that's the idea and you accepted.

Mammon: I don't mind indulging ya for a bit~! Who knows...we'll both probably get something out of it. Soooo...

Mammon gently grabbed Mephisto's hand. 

Mammon: Take care of me, Mephie~!

Brothers: (MEPHIE?!!!)

MC:....

Mephisto: *Smiles* I will. 

Mammon: So...We up for another date later on this weekend? I got lots planned for now.

Mephisto: I'll pick you up this Saturday at eight p.m.

Mammon kissed his cheek. A wild blush came on Mephisto's face but the brothers' faces all darkened. 

Mammon: Don't be late~!

Mephisto: I won't~!

Mammon disappeared while Mephisto leaves the cafe. Both feeling really happy at the development of their relationship.

Mammon's brothers on the other hand...

Levi: *Demonic* The first date was fine and all...but the second date won't cut it.

Brothers: Agree...

Satan: So how should we kill Mephisto if he ever dare hurts Mammon?

Levi: Blackmail?

Asmo: Humiliation?

Beel: Cannibalism?

Belphie: Torture?

Satan: How about...all of the above.

Brothers: Yes. 

A/N: WILL YOU DEMONS RELAX ALREADY?!!!

They all begin to leave as MC still stand there blank face before their expression turned miserable before they slowly follow the brothers back to the HOL.

MC: *Sad* (That...That could've been me.......)

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A/N: Ha! Suck it MC! So Mammon and Mephisto...It was either going to be him or Barbatos. Couldn't decide so I took a gamble and it landed on Mephisto. Diavolo is out of the picture sadly because he went back to pinning for Lucifer...

QOTD: We're almost done everyone. Two more chapters to go~! How did you all like the story so far?