The owner of the voice jumped out from their hiding spot.

'....What the fuck is that thing!?' you screamed mentally.

"What... Is that...?"
"Uhm... It looks like a stuffed animal..."
"That's right, I am a squeezably soft stuffed animal. Magical Miracle Girl ⭐ Usami... A.K.A. Usami! I may not look like it, but I am your squeezably soft teacher. Nice to meet you all!" explained Usami in a cheerful tone.

'Didn't that man... What was his name again? Koichi Kizakura said that he is our head teacher...? What is going on!?'

"H-Huh? Am I hallucinating? Am I the only one who's seeing this?" asked the chef, a fat drop of sweat rolling down on his face.

"Nah, I see it too..." pointed out the pink-haired guy.

"What's with this talkin' Chihuahua!?" yelled the girl with big chest. 'Seriously?'

"Eh!? That's a Chihuahua!?" shouted the hair-horned girl with disbelief.

"...Does everybody here know what a rabbit is? It's a loveable animal that's very fluffy and soft. That's what I am! A singing, dancing, talking rabbit mascot!" cheered Usami.

"H-Hold on! Let me process this first!" yelled the chef.

"Okie-dokie!"

"Uhm... What do you guys think? I-I've never seen a stuffed animal that can sing, dance, and talk before..." he said nervously.

"I-It's probably remote controlled or something... Don't act like such a pussy over a child's toy." said Babyface as he sweatdropped.

"E-Even if it's remote controlled, doesn't it look too lifelike?" asked the pink-haired guy. "That's pretty advanced for a toy..."

"It's movements and mannerisms are not the issue. More importantly, based on what it said... " The fat guy pointed at the rabbit. "It seems you know something about our current situation...!"

"Of course I do! I'm the lead teacher of this school trip!" she explained like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"School trip...?" you repeated dumbfounded.

"Hey, what do you mean, school trip?" questioned the fat guy angrily while he took a step towards the stuffed doll.

"A large group of students go on a chaperoned trip with a lead teacher! It's the biggest event of the school year!" she gave the basic explanation of a school trip. 'What the hell is wrong with this stuffed toy?'

"W-We're not looking for such a literal answer..." Ahoge-boy facepalmed.

"Now let's depart for the fun school trip!"

Usami started drawing circles with her wand in the air. The wand started glowing, and the classroom's walls collapsed.

And what was outside?

Sandy beach.... Blue sky.... The sea....

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" you screamed.

"Uhm..." the chef stared dumbfounded at the sea. "Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-What!?"

The other students started screaming desperately, too.

"This is a joke... Right?"
"Wh-Where are we!?"
"Huh!? Wh-What's going on!?"

"Everyone! Please stay calm!" Usami said to the students. "There is no reason to panic! Seeeeee? Look around! Feast your eyes on this beautiful ocean... It's like your heart is being washed clean, isn't it...? It washes away everything... Even all the bad things..." She placed a paw to the place where her heart should be.

"Hold on, give us the details...! Where in the world are we?" the girl with glasses asked, getting unpatient.

"'Where', you ask...? Well, obviously we're... 'Out where it's better! Out where it's wetter!' ... Out by the sea!" she answered, while lifting her paws to the air cheerfully.

"I-I understand this is the sea, but... What are we doing here!?" screamed the trembling girl, now crying, too.

"You know... Your throat's gonna get hoarse if you keep screaming like that." said Usami, now with a serious face.

"But... We were just at school and now we are by the sea... This is impossible..." murmured the princess-looking girl.

"Please do not worry! The school trip has just started! That's all!" explained the rabbit, refusing to give a straight answer.

"But, like, why are we on a school trip all of a sudden!?" yelled the hair-horned girl while she lifted an index finger. "You totally skipped alllll the stuff that comes first!"

"Sh-She is right!" agreed Ahoge-boy. "We're all supposed to be attending Hope's Peak Academy."

"Ah, Hope's Peak Academy... I seeeee, I seeeee... You don't say... " hummed Usami, lifting a paw under her chin.
"You guys are feeling unsure about Hope's Peak Academy. Then, in that case... Please forget about Hope's Peak Academy! That's why we're having a school trip in the first place!"

'The hell does she mean we should forget about it...?'

"The hell do you mean we should forget about it!?" Babyface yelled, saying your thoughts.

"Hey... What are you? Just what are you scheming?" eyed her the fat guy suspiciously.

"Wha-Wha-Whaaat!? I'm not scheming anything! I'm doing this for everyone's sake! I'm praying from the bottom of my heart that hope will grow within everyone's heart!" she quickly answered, sweating hardly. Then she smiled. "There's nothing dangerous on this island whatsoever! So please, there is no need to worry at all!"

"Island...? Did you just say 'island'?" asked the albino guy.

"Yup, and it certainly is beautiful. It was prepared just for us, an island free from other people and danger.

"So this island is uninhabited, and you are saying we shouldn't worry...?" you mentally facepalmed.

"Perhaps... You brought us to this uninhabited island to make us kill each other...!?" mumbled the albino guy. 'The fuck are you saying, man!?'

"Ha-wa-wa!? K-Kill each other!? Nuh-uh! No way!" she shook her head so hardly you thought it gonna fall off.
"Bloody business, like causing violence or inflicting pain, is a big no-no on this island! Even the word 'kill'... Just saying it horrifies me! Kyaah! So scary!" she panicked.

"Then... What is this 'school trip' you mentioned? What do you intend for us to do on this island?" asked the fat guy angrily.

"All righty! I shall announce it to everyone right now!" Usami said, now cheerfully again. "While you all relax on this island paradise, you must get along and strengthen your bonds with one another! That is the main rule on this heart-throbbing school trip!"

"'Heart-throbbing school trip'...?" the fat guy repeated, dumbfounded.

"Spend these peaceful and relaxing days nourishing hope and lazing about, free from pain, free from suffering... Truly, this lovey-dovey heart-throbbing school trip is... Everyone's homework!" she ended her monolouge, lifting her paws to the air once more.

"What... What the hell does that even mean...!?" Ahoge-boy yelled.

"Now then... Let the heart-throbbing school trip begin!" Usami cheered.

And then...

Ahoge-boy fainted, and because of your fast reflex from the assassin work, you catched him before he could hit the sand.

You stared at him dumbfounded.

'Great, [F/N], great. Go and romance with guys while you are on a fucking uninhabited island. Great, just... Really great.'

You carefully putted him down, and walked away from the group.

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