Percy's POV

How did he get cornered into this?

Was it really his fault that he was a little excited that he was going to the movies? Was it his fault that the showers exploded and everyone ( but him) was soaked? Was it his fault that kids entering puberty still hadn't had The Talk?

Was Dionsyus really so cruel that Percy was in charge of explaining human reproduction?

But here he was, on a Saturday night with advice cards from Apollo's children in his hand and the sea of children before him. He cleared his throught, gaining their attention.

"Well, I'm sure you all know how a baby is made so I'll ju-"

"How?" Interrupted a voice.

Percy looked down in the watchful eyes of a little blonde girl. Judging from the way others were eyeing her, she was a daughter of Nemesis.

"Well, it all begins when two people meet. Well, a boy and a girl-"

"Why not a boy and a boy?" Another kid demanded. Percy chocked.

"Well you can do that with a boy and a boy I guess but-"

"Do what?"

"Emm, you know..."

"Know what?"

"It includes a bed..."

"Sleeping?"

Percy nodded vigorously. "Yes. Precisely. Sleeping."

"So if two people sleep together, they have a baby?"

"Sort of..."

"Sometimes, when Jess is scared, she sleeps with me. Am I gonna have a baby?"

A boy with trademark blue Hermes eyes inquired.

"NO! I mean, no. Not like that."

"But you just said when people sleep together they have a baby!"

Percy heared giggling and his head swivelled to the back of the room where Annabetb, Clarrise, Nico and Will all stood, sharing a bowl of popcorn. 'Help me' Percy mouthed. But Annabeth just grinned and flashed a thumbs up. His girlfriend really loved him.

He felt a tug on his jeans. He looked down at a brown haired girl. "My brother said it's something to do with a seed. Do we plant it?"

Percy spluttered. "I- Iahh-"

The door flew open to reveal Lou Ellen panting, covered in sweat. "Percy- out of control- pond nymph- having a fight with- grass nymph. Need your help- son of Poseidon."

Percy instantly dropped the cards and sprinted to the door to a very alarmed Lou Ellen. He grinned to the kids, "Gotta go- things to do- fights to break up!"

The kids started complaining. "You have to tell us. Mr D said we needed to know about the seed and sleeping together! He said that we'd know tonight! Come back!" They wailed.

Percy couldn't get out of there fast enough.

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AN: Hi! Like I said I'm open to suggestions but I won't do lemons. Not old enough for that but I can do lime like the first chapter so just like that little box down there and you've made a very happy author!