As I clicked on one of Mark's videos, one second played then it started buffering. "Dammit neighbors. Upgrade your internet." I grunted as I leaned back. Well, more like fell back. As my back hit the couch I was snapped into darkness.

I woke up on the couch with Mark's video playing. I different one than I had chosen. I checked the time. "12:37 AM. Great. I must have fallen asleep. I finished moving in about 4 in the afternoon." I decided to go to bed in my room so I walked up the stairs to my bedroom. As I had just gotten comfy I heard a noise. Well, not like a noise, more like FUCKING BANGING. No, not the kind you're thinking about. There was a very heavy and loud knocking on my door. It jolted me from my comfortable caterpillar cocoon of blankets.

I got up to greet who was at the door. Well, more like scream at them: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BANGING ON MY DOOR AT 1 IN THE MORNING? As I opened the door, I began to open my mouth to speak, well, more like scream, only I was rendered speechless by what I saw on the other side of the door.