Schreibt...schreibt...schreibt...zul.online heute um 12:39
Ist der jetzt losgegangen und kauft Briefpapier oder was?

Da Heutzutage echt jedes Buch verfilmt wird, können wir uns auf folgende Blockbuster freuen:
Duden- Der Film
Duden 2- Der Aufstand der Verben
Duden 3- Rückzug der Präpositionen
Duden 4- Die Adjektive schlagen zurück

That awkward Moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the Problem.

Maybe Girls won't put Boys in "friendzone" if boys won't Put Girls in "IJustWantToFuchHer" zone

Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship'

Probably I'll die because of my sarcastic comments. Like serial Killer will be standing behind me with knife and I'll be like 'And now what? Are you going to kill me finally?'

Baby please just chill out for like 2 seconds.

Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: You should see my life.

Dinge, die ich gut kann:
1. Haustiere streicheln

I hate it when a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.