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Pears,
I fell down the stairs,
I hate when nobody stares
I have amazing hair
Has anyone seen my dog Claire?
I can't find her anywhere!
Why doesn't anyone care?
I got lost in the woods so I lit a flare
I saw a bear,
I'm really scared
I met a witch named Blaire,
She toom away my pears,
This isn't fair!
I kicked a hive as a dare
Blue bees came out, I think these are really rare
I look up and see the helicopters glare
I was lifted up in the air,
This is a nice copper, I think we're in millions airs!
Aw man, like last time I have nothing to wear!