Mettaton: Hello Beauties and Gentlebeauties! This is Mettaton reporting live for a special event on Whatever Life. In a few minutes, two girls are about to duke it out in a burn war. And here come the competitors. In this corner, we have the Princess of another dimension, the sassy twilight girl you love, it's Midna Twili! And in this corner is your favorite girl from Gravity Falls, Oregon, U.S.A., the tall, awesome, teenager, it's your Wendy Corduroy! Now, here is the referee and the owner of Whatever Life, LZD!

LZD: Thanks, Mettaton. Now I want a I want a clean game! The rules are this: BURN THE EVER LIVING CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER! Now, let's flip the coin to see who goes first. Midna is on heads, Wendy is on tails. *flips coin* And the coin is flipped. It lands on heads. Midna goes first. So on the count of three, you must start burning each other. One! Two! THREE! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Midna: Have you ever broken the law? Of course you have. Your fashion sense itself is a crime horrible enough for a public execution!

Everyone else(E):OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Wendy:*in he weirdmageddon outfit* Yeah, well at least I actually have a fashion sense. Or fashion at all. Every time anything looks at you, it kills their brain cells!

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Midna: Except for you. Losing Brain cells only happens if you actually have a brain. Which something you don't have.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wendy: Yeah, but I still got more brains than you. I actually had a brain before you came along and melted it.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Midna: From my pure burn skills. My brain was sucked into a black hole. The black hole was caused by your lack of burn skills.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wendy: Okay. I actually can't see anymore because you've melted my eyes by being so unfashionable.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Midna: Well, I stabbed my eyes out by looking at you.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wendy: What? I can't hear you. Your burns are so bad, my eardrums exploded. Have you ever broken the law before?

E:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Midna: All the time. The laws of physics.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wendy: Well, that still makes you useless.

E:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Midna: *insulted* Well, you can't even get a boyfriend.

E: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! THAT'S HARSH!

Wendy: *angry* Oh yeah? You can't either. Do you know what the leading cause of death in the world is? No? It is being near you!

*silence*

*que atomic bomb image*

Everyone: *coughing*

LZD: Is everyone okay?

Everyone except Wendy, Midna, and LZD: Yeah!

Smoke: *clears*

Midna and Wendy: *unconscious*

Mettaton: Well I guess that wraps everything up. Who won? What come's next? These questions may or may not be answered on Whatever Life. Now published every time LZD feels like it! Toodles!