Clemont: *doing a LZD impression* Hey my dudes and welcome back to Whatever Life!

LZD: What are you doing?

Clemont: Stuuuuuuuuf.

LZD: Okay. We have some new people joining!

Gary: I hope they are girls.

Brock: Sorry I'm late-

Audience: *applauds and cheers*

Brock: Just stuck in traffic.

LZD: For a week?

Brock: I kinda had to drive underwater.

Audience: *laughs*

LZD: Good job.

Dipper: Is this the right place?

Audience: *applause and cheers*

Mabel: Dipper, I told you 5 times this is the place.

Audience: *applause and cheer*

Door: *starts doing a strobe light thing*

Pacifica: Wow!

Audience: *applause and cheers*

Pacifica: You actually did my fashionable entrance!

LZD: Also, we created a time loop thingy so that other Links. The ones here is OOT(Link and Zelda is Skyward Sword). Please welcome Sky, Twi, and TL (Toon Link).

Soos: Hi. I'm hungry!

Audience: *extremely loud applause and cheer*

LZD: SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! THIS ISN'T A CRAPPY TV SHOW!!!!!!

Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW *poofs away*

LZD: That's everyone. Wait, there is one more!

Wendy: Hey man! I was just doing family stuff.

Every guy in the room (even the salty ones): *stares at Wendy with blank expression* WOAH!!!

Wendy: Uhhhhhhh.

Gary: * runs, falls on his face, gets up, and keep running* Hey girl. You must be the moon because you guide me through the darkness.

Wendy: You must be the sun, then, because every time someone looks at you, they go blind.

*pause*

Everyone except Gary and Wendy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LZD: Holy crap! That was freaking amazing! That was the sickest burn I have ever heard!

Wendy: With my entire family being guys, I kind of have to.

LZD: I think it is safe to say that you are the Comeback Queen of Burns. Any objections or alternatives?

Midna: I object and challenge thee to a burn battle. Next chapter?

Wendy: Sure! Next chapter!

LZD: I think that wraps this up. We need to prepare. Mettaton will be announcer. Goodbye my dudes!