ANIME!!!!!!!! + Gary's Suffering
LZD: Hey mah dudes. Welcome back to my brain. Today we have even more new people.
Door: *knocks*
LZD: Who is it?
Mallow: It's me.
LZD: Me who?
Mallow: HELLO! IT'S ME! I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET!
LZD: Hi Mallow! Who else is with you?
Kiawe: Me. Ugh.
LZD: Hey. I just realized that you are like a combination of Paul, Alain, and Iris. It's actually kind of funny.
Kiawe: Yeah. I don't care.
Lana: You should be more nice Kiawe.
Kiawe: Ugh. I don't care.
LZD: #TEAMPOPPLIO ! HI-FIVE LANA! *hi-fives Lana* Okay. So, Kiawe says I don't care, Paul says Pathetic, and what is Alain's catchphrase?
Alain: *blank expression*
LZD: Okay! Alain's catchphrase is silence. He just stares into your soul, eating away at your deepest and darkest secrets.
Gary: Ha! GAY!!!!
LZD: Gary?
Gary: LZD?
LZD: Have fun being a tiny Wartortle! *snaps fingers*
Gary: Wait, wha-*poof*
LZD: Ah! Gotta love your trusty poof. Thank you poof!
Poof: AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Lillie: I felt like I heard a Wartortle either whispering to me or was just really far away.
LZD: Actually neither. That's just Gary. He is a human, but I turned him into a 0.1 millimeter tall Wartortle. He was probably trying to flirt with you. He does that with every single girl in the universe. Also, Hi Lillie.
Lillie: Hi...
FC: Hi! I am Sophocles!
LZD: Nah! Your new name is FC!
FC: What does FC mean?
LZD: FC stands for Fat Clemont!
FC and Clemont: Uhhhhhhhhhh, wut?
LZD: You are literally just Clemont, just shorter and fatter, so, you are FC! I wonder how you to will get along.
FC and Clemont: *arguing*
LZD: Welp, that answers that question.
Meliodas: Sorry I'm late! Or, am I late?
LZD: Nope! You are welcome any time.
Ban: Hey, this place is pretty neat.
King: It really kind of is.
LZD: Is Diane here, by any chance?
Elizabeth: Yeah, she is outside, since she can't really fit through the door.
LZD: SENPAI! *runs outside*
Gary: Tortle tor(Watch it! You almost stepped on me! OH CRAP) *jumps out of the way*
Everyone else: *runs outside*
Diane: Hello?
LZD: Hi Diane. I am LZD! I really like watching the Seven Deadly Sins. You are definitely my favorite sin. I will make sure you have a sleeping area suitable for you. *snaps fingers and is now a bit taller than Diane*
Diane: Wha!? WHY IS HE SO HOT AT MY SIZE?
LZD: *snaps fingers again and makes an extension off of his house for Diane* There you go. Now you can have shelter.
Diane: Ummmmm. Thank you so much LZD!!!! *gives him a hug* He is so cute. This is the nicest thing anyone has done for me.
LZD: Of course! OH MY FRICKING GOD! THIS IS LIKE MY ANIME DREAM. I need to do other things. *snaps fingers and changes back to normal* Bye! Gary, I guess I will end your suffering. *snaps fingers and Gary becomes normal*
Gary: Phew. *runs to Diane* Hey babe! Are we in a hole, cause I've fallen for yours, I-I mean you.
Diane: *disgusted and insulted* YOU FILTHY WOMANIZER!!!!! *picks up Gary, throws him on the ground and starts punching him*
Gary: Ow. *faints*
LZD: Oh my gosh! Let's get inside. *snaps and teleports everyone except Diane inside* I feel like we are missing someone important. Oh, I hope he doesn't-
Door:*breaks off*
LZD: knock. What is this!?
Saitama: Oops. I am really sorry. I just knocked.
Door: *fixes itself*
LZD: Note to self: Install a doorbell and place a sign that says: RING THE DOORBELL! DO NOT KNOCK!
Saitama: Okay. I am sorry.
Gary: *wakes up* Hi, I am Gary Oak.
Saitama: Hi I am Saitama. You stupid little- *slaps Gary, knocking him into the wall, making him pass out*
Mosquito: *flies away*
Saitama: Oh, sorry bro. I saw a mosquito. BUT IT GOT AWAY!!!!
Mosquito: Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
LZD: Poor Gary! Now, it is time to point and laugh!
Everyone except Gary and Misty: *points and laughs*
LZD: Aha! *wiping away a tear* But really we need to check if he is okay. After we are finished pointing and laughing!
Everyone (even the Mosquito) except Gary and Misty: *points and laughs*
LZD: Bye my dudes hahaha!
Misty: You guys are just going to stand there and laugh? How rude. *does mouth to mouth on Gary*
LZD: OH MY GOD EGOSHIPPING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *dies of fanboying*
Everyone except LZD: Oh
Atley: LZD! Are you okay? *put LZD in his bed*
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