ANIME!!!!!!!! + Gary's Suffering

LZD: Hey mah dudes. Welcome back to my brain. Today we have even more new people.

Door: *knocks*

LZD: Who is it?

Mallow: It's me.

LZD: Me who?

Mallow: HELLO! IT'S ME! I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET!

LZD: Hi Mallow! Who else is with you?

Kiawe: Me. Ugh.

LZD: Hey. I just realized that you are like a combination of Paul, Alain, and Iris. It's actually kind of funny.

Kiawe: Yeah. I don't care.

Lana: You should be more nice Kiawe.

Kiawe: Ugh. I don't care.

LZD: #TEAMPOPPLIO ! HI-FIVE LANA! *hi-fives Lana* Okay. So, Kiawe says I don't care, Paul says Pathetic, and what is Alain's catchphrase?

Alain: *blank expression*

LZD: Okay! Alain's catchphrase is silence. He just stares into your soul, eating away at your deepest and darkest secrets.

Gary: Ha! GAY!!!!

LZD: Gary?

Gary: LZD?

LZD: Have fun being a tiny Wartortle! *snaps fingers*

Gary: Wait, wha-*poof*

LZD: Ah! Gotta love your trusty poof. Thank you poof!

Poof: AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Lillie: I felt like I heard a Wartortle either whispering to me or was just really far away.

LZD: Actually neither. That's just Gary. He is a human, but I turned him into a 0.1 millimeter tall Wartortle. He was probably trying to flirt with you. He does that with every single girl in the universe. Also, Hi Lillie.

Lillie: Hi...

FC: Hi! I am Sophocles!

LZD: Nah! Your new name is FC!

FC: What does FC mean?

LZD: FC stands for Fat Clemont!

FC and Clemont: Uhhhhhhhhhh, wut?

LZD: You are literally just Clemont, just shorter and fatter, so, you are FC! I wonder how you to will get along.

FC and Clemont: *arguing*

LZD: Welp, that answers that question.

Meliodas: Sorry I'm late! Or, am I late?

LZD: Nope! You are welcome any time.

Ban: Hey, this place is pretty neat.

King: It really kind of is.

LZD: Is Diane here, by any chance?

Elizabeth: Yeah, she is outside, since she can't really fit through the door.

LZD: SENPAI! *runs outside*

Gary: Tortle tor(Watch it! You almost stepped on me! OH CRAP) *jumps out of the way*

Everyone else: *runs outside*

Diane: Hello?

LZD: Hi Diane. I am LZD! I really like watching the Seven Deadly Sins. You are definitely my favorite sin. I will make sure you have a sleeping area suitable for you. *snaps fingers and is now a bit taller than Diane*

Diane: Wha!? WHY IS HE SO HOT AT MY SIZE?

LZD: *snaps fingers again and makes an extension off of his house for Diane* There you go. Now you can have shelter.

Diane: Ummmmm. Thank you so much LZD!!!! *gives him a hug* He is so cute. This is the nicest thing anyone has done for me.

LZD: Of course! OH MY FRICKING GOD! THIS IS LIKE MY ANIME DREAM. I need to do other things. *snaps fingers and changes back to normal* Bye! Gary, I guess I will end your suffering. *snaps fingers and Gary becomes normal*

Gary: Phew. *runs to Diane* Hey babe! Are we in a hole, cause I've fallen for yours, I-I mean you.

Diane: *disgusted and insulted* YOU FILTHY WOMANIZER!!!!! *picks up Gary, throws him on the ground and starts punching him*

Gary: Ow. *faints*

LZD: Oh my gosh! Let's get inside. *snaps and teleports everyone except Diane inside* I feel like we are missing someone important. Oh, I hope he doesn't-

Door:*breaks off*

LZD: knock. What is this!?

Saitama: Oops. I am really sorry. I just knocked.

Door: *fixes itself*

LZD: Note to self: Install a doorbell and place a sign that says: RING THE DOORBELL! DO NOT KNOCK!

Saitama: Okay. I am sorry.

Gary: *wakes up* Hi, I am Gary Oak.

Saitama: Hi I am Saitama. You stupid little- *slaps Gary, knocking him into the wall, making him pass out*

Mosquito: *flies away*

Saitama: Oh, sorry bro. I saw a mosquito. BUT IT GOT AWAY!!!!

Mosquito: Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

LZD: Poor Gary! Now, it is time to point and laugh!

Everyone except Gary and Misty: *points and laughs*

LZD: Aha! *wiping away a tear* But really we need to check if he is okay. After we are finished pointing and laughing!

Everyone (even the Mosquito) except Gary and Misty: *points and laughs*

LZD: Bye my dudes hahaha!

Misty: You guys are just going to stand there and laugh? How rude. *does mouth to mouth on Gary*

LZD: OH MY GOD EGOSHIPPING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *dies of fanboying*

Everyone except LZD: Oh

Atley: LZD! Are you okay? *put LZD in his bed*

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