I'm writing this one on the spot right now :3

Do you wanna add a chapter?
Come on, we don't have all day!
You never update anymore,
I'm getting bored,
But I'll never go away!
You used to update nonstop.
But now you don't.
There is no excuse as to why!
Do you wanna add a chapter?
It could just be an author's note!
(Author): Go away, (insert username here)!
I'll be back.