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TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
I feel like the one dog meme where the dog gets very excited when the owner says "who's your best friend?"
Download and stream Boyfriend ft Corpse Husband and Therfore I am from my ep Variety Pack

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Rando 1
By the title i think they finally decided to come to terms with their feelings. Listening to the song....they have not lol

Logic
So proud of my little bean
TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
Dont embarrass me on my own instagram XD
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Corpse_Husband
BOYFRIEND and Therfore I am
Out on everything
Links in bio

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Rando 1
I love you 👏❤😭

Rando 2
Wish you would of came out with your own song rather than a collab with her

Rando 3
The song is such a bop! I didnt expect this from you but i cant help but listen on repeat.

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Youtube

Variety Pack cover:

Boyfriend ft Corpse Husband
76.7M views

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How we truly feel or just a song. The world may never know @_@

22M likes 15.7K dislikes

Comments 101k

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Corpse Husband
In the words of (Y/N)
Very fun
Very fresh
(Hearted by the youtuber)

Rando 2
Have this song on repeat. Just to hear corpse though.

Hater 1
I don't get why she keeps blowing up and popping up everywhere in youtube its so annoying

When I grow up
67M views

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I get a lot of comments talking about how I claim to love rap and come out with weak songs. It's like well god damn. Take this then >_<

14.5Mlikes 10K dislikes

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Rando 1
The fact she made it with out a single swear word to prove a point.

Rando 2
She's not the female eminem and she is not taking after her friend logic
She is simply Honeybeez

Hater 1
Its so dumb that these songs just all can't be played one after another to form a coherent vibe. Its a whole mess
Supporter 1
Thats...why its called Variety Pack??

Therefore I am
#1 on trending
167M views

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The one speaking is Corpse Husband. Tbh I didn't know if I should say featured considering we just took random sound bites while in the studio

54M likes 50K dislikes

Comments 5.2M

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Corpse Husband
What up baby?
TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
Nm lovebug <3
(Hearted by youtuber)

Rando 1
Here because this song is everywhere on tiktok rn. Gotta say. Glad I found her music

Hater 1
honestly wanted to just dislike it

Hater 2
I literally don't understand why everyone is freaking out over this song it is such garbage.

Stay
48. 6M views

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Vibe with me

10M likes 15K dislikes

Comments 13M

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Rando 1
Came out with something I haven't felt like I heard in years. Keep it up with music

Rando 2
Whens the next gaming vid

Perv 1
No boobs. Would not recomend

Say So
#2 on trending
98M views

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That's probably why I had him quiet on the set like zip 🤐

78Mlikes 2M dislikes

Comments 800K

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Rando 1
Found this song on tiktok also. Wtf is it about her album that makes so many people wanna dance to it?

Hater 1
Its just like every other song tbh. Not worth the hype.

Hater 2
Bet all the likes are from bots

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Twitter DMs

Corpse Husband
I saw an old interview of yours

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

Really. Are you stalking me now?

Corpse Husband
No
Came up in recomended
I heard you like bad boys?

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
Oh for sure

Corpse Husband
Not to flex
But when i was younger and i needed adult permission....
I didnt ask my parents

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
Well aint that a panty dropper lol

Corpse Husband
Ikr im very smooth

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

The smoothest obviously.
How have you been deary?

Corpse Husband
I'm existing. What was that wine you had? That stuff went down smooth and didn't affect me at all today.

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
Dal forno Romano I think. I'm not in my kitchen so I can check in a bit.

Corpse Husband
YOU GAVE ME $400 WINE?!

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)
Is that an issue? Im confused lol

Corpse Husband
Just wild that you gave me that during a hang out. It's not even a special occasion.

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

I really like hanging out with you. We should make it a thing that happens more often

Corpse Husband

For real?
I enjoy hanging out with you too. You give off chill vibes. Its hard to replicate it.
One would even say...
I miss you lol

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

I know. I would miss me too.
Jk
Hey babes

Corpse Husband

Yea?

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

Would you be willing to do a live with me soon? Thought it would be fun since the song came out today. Just do a short q n a type thing.

Corpse Husband

Its very short notice...

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

If you have plans thats okay! There isn't any pressure

Corpse Husband

Its not that
I dont have plans
I dont have real friends remember

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

Ouch what am i? A roach?

Corpse Husband

You dont count. Youre something. Idk what yet though lol
Im just nervous. Im not mentally prepared for it.

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

Youre allowed to say no hun

Corpse Husband

I want to though
I'll get over it

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

It wont be for another hour
Ill check in a few minutes before to see if youre up for it. If you are we can do it together

Corpse Husband

Sounds good
Ill just sit and think about preplanned sentences ha

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

You're so cute|
Youre so|
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Hey corpse
Guess what

Corpse Husband

What?
Chicken butt?

TheReal(Y/N)(L/N)

No you comedic genius
I miss you too lol

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Instagram Live

"Hello everyone," I say excited.

I was live for a good few minutes but waited for more people to enter before actually starting. I watched as the comments would raise up into nothing. Saving questions to be answered momentarily.

"I just thought I would do a live seeing as my music dropped today," I continue

Rando 1
Will corpse be joining

Rando 2
Where is corpse? He was featured!!!!

"I don't know for certain if Corpse will be joining or at least when. I asked him earlier but I don't want to pressure him. I'm sure all you guys want is for me to see if I can get him to show his sexy man hands," I joke and smile.

Corpse Husband
You're so considerate. Also...
My hands are sexy?

"Ha! Of course I say something embarrassing when Corpse is watching. I don't know if you guys saw that but Corpse asked if his hands were sexy," I say chuckling

I watch as comments flood in and mostly about Corpse. I understand but at the same time it slightly sucks that they don't want to talk about the ones I put I alot of thought into. With a little bit of a grumble I decide to shoot Corpse a DM asking if feels comfortable coming on the live. It takes a few minutes for him to respond but he says yes. I send him a quick invite for the live and see his black screen pop up in the corner of my screen.

"Deep daddy has arrived," I announce to everyone.

"I am here!" He says his voice groggy.

"I kept getting questions mainly focused around Boyfriend and Therfore I am so I thought it was best to just ask if he was up to it," I say looking at the hearts skyrocket

"Aw damn. Did I take the spotlight off your amazing ep called Variety pack available on youtube, spotify, and apple music?" He asks.

"The ep that dropped today? Where two songs hit the trending page and ome reaching number 5 on billboard's 100 list?" He continues causing my cheeks to turn red.

He was promoting my music in attempts to make it up to me. How cute...

Rando 1
Haha shes blushing

Rando 2
Corpse is gonna make her explode

Rando 3
I need someone like corpse to hype me up like he does for (y/n) T_T

"I cant deal with you hyping my music up," I groan hiding my face as the comments talk about me blushing.

"I'm letting you have your moment don't hide away from the camera," he laughs.

The chat zooms after hearing him laugh and I read everyone

"You just exist and love gets sent your way doesn't it?" I joke as my views increase as well.

Rando 4
How did you guys even come up with the idea to do a collab?

"Hey corpse I just got a good question that I think would be nice to hear your side. Someone wants to know how we even decided to make a song together," I say.

"Well (Y/N) simply asked me. It's nothing crazy. She was sitting on my couch and as I was getting ready to take her back so she could go home she asked me," he shares. "I don't think it was her plan to ask to write a song with me from what I can guess she was writing lyrics and then thought it needed a guy in it and was like perfect there is Corpse," he thinks aloud.

"Ah now the chat is going crazy knowing that we've seen each other in person. The photos we posted were of us together so I don't know why that's so suprising..." I say confused.

Rando 5
Do you guys look like what you expected.

"I just saw a question about how we look and guys, she is literally more beautiful in person. I swear her movies don't do her justice," Corpse compliments

"Aw Corpse, " I say holding my cheeks
"You're too kind to me."

Rando 6
Is his voice fake

"Someone is wondering if your voice is fake. I can say for certain that he permanently walks around with one of those purple megaphones that messes with your voice," I joke.

"Yea its all fake. I just carry around a voice changer so that I can always sound deep," Corpse joins in

"Someone is gonna find a way to cut that and make it seem like we are serious," I say smiling.

Rando 7
Are you guys dating? Also does the song talk about your feelings for each other?

"I am not dating this wonderful human being. I am a literal dumpster fire," Corpse says in response to one of the comments.

"I'm pretty sure you've said once that you'll forever be single right?" I say recalling one of his streams

"Yea single life is the way to be," he says.

"I'll find away eventually to change your mind," I say and blow a kiss and wink at the camera

"Is that so?" He says with a chuckle

"Not to sound too slutty, but I would listen to your problems and comb my fingers through your hair," I say with a smile

"Hmm. Yes. Very tempting," he says.

"It would be rather difficult to be a faceless youtuber who is paranoid by privacy to date a celebrity, don't you think?" I say while looking at the comments for a new question.

Rando 8
If Corpse isnt holding her back then.
(Y/N) please marry me.

"Ah. Someone asked to marry me. This is all so sudden. What ever shall I do?" I whisper as I fake think about it and twirl a strand of my hair around my finger

"Say no. I know I just said I am staying single but we were already talking of a Hawaii wedding," Corpse immediately says.

"Oh yes. I forgot I can't because you even said how you wanted pizza to be served," I say with a hum.

❤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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Call me a fake fan but like i have an actual question

Is bingus just a ramdom cat or like his cat

Ive never been more confused lol