Touya: Alright so Shouto, have you put on your suit yet?

Shouto: My suit?? What suit????

Fuyumi: Please for the love of god, didn't I tell you specifically not to?

Touya: Ah yes, the allusive "no"

Fuyumi: Yet you're doing it anyway?

Touya: I'm older than you, therefore I don't have to listen to you

Fuyumi: I—

Touya: That's what I thought

Touya: Anyway

Touya: Shouto. Suit. Now.

Shouto: What the fuck do I need a suit for? I don't even have a suit

Touya: I know that's a big fat fucking lie

Touya:

Touya: I have all the proof I need right here ✨✨✨

Shouto: Stop taking photos of me, it's creepy

Shouto: And how many times do I have to tell you to leave Izuku out of this???

Shouto: Also, where the hell did you even get that??  The day I wore this was a private event???

Touya: No one's safe from me ;)

Keigo: Touyyaaaa where'd my suit go??

Touya: I bought you a new one. It's laid down on the bed

Keigo: Touya, you really went and did that? 🥺

Touya: Yeah, your other suit was pretty outdated anyway

Keigo: I love you sm 🥺✨❤️

Touya: I love you too

Touya: But, back to the problem at hand

Touya: SHOUTO DID YOU PUT ON YOUR SUIT YET??

Shouto: FOR THE LAST TIME WHAT IS THE SUIT FOR??

Touya: Oh hold on I just got sidetracked

Touya: Look at how sexy this man is

Touya:

Shouto: You know what, fuck it, I'm ignoring you

Touya: Nooooo Shouto listen to me, I just need to brag about my boyfriend for a while

Shouto: I'm not going to listen to you talk about fucking Hawks again

Touya: I swear, I won't talk about that this time

Touya: This is like really important

Touya: Like really

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Fine.  What is it?

Touya: Keigo, will you do the honors?

Keigo: Double date :D

Shouto: Yeah no, I have better things to do

Touya: Like Midoriya?

Natsuo:

Touya: uwu

Shouto: DON'T FUCKING "uwu" ME, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO

Touya: I know what you do

Touya: Each other

Natsuo: frantically tries to find a reaction image

Shouto: This house is a fucking nightmare

Touya: Now Shouto, you know that I'm your favorite brother

Shouto: You weren't even there for most of my life.  Therefore Natsuo is my favorite

Touya: Which is exactly why the double date is a perfect way for us to bond

Shouto: I feel like this is just a trap so you can talk to Izuku

Touya: And that

Shouto: Then my answer is "no"

Touya: You're being just like Fuyumi now

Fuyumi: Stop

Touya: Never ;)

Shouto: What will it take for you to leave me alone?

Touya: Bond with me

Touya: Go to dinner with me

Touya: You'll get to see the hottest male look even hotter in a suit

Touya: Too be more specific, me

Shouto: You're not hot

Touya:

Touya: Keigo, tell this wench the ✨truth✨

Keigo: Touya's quirk is cremation, so therefore he is hot

Touya: ...you got the right spirit but I meant the other hot

Keigo: OHHHHHH

Keigo: Yes, this man is sexy as hell

Touya: Thank you

Shouto: I'm still not going to your lame ass dinner party

Touya: It's not lame, I worked hard

Keigo: Yeah he even bought me a suit, don't you see his efforts 🥺

Keigo: And he's broke as hell, so he would usually not do that

Touya: stfu they're not supposed to know I'm broke—

Shouto: Nothing you say can make me go

Touya: There's going to be cold soba 🤭

Shouto: I'm going and nothing can change my mind

Fuyumi: What in the world just happened?

Touya: Shouto and his boyfriend and Hawks and I are going on a double date okay bye ✨

Keigo: See, we're all happy now :D

Natsuo: So I'm gonna be left alone at home again

Fuyumi: Yeah

Natsuo: Aight, I see how it is 👌😔